Goodbye Everyone! After 14 + years its time of the God/dess of the Month Club to go away.

FRIENDS! How do you stand with the Lord?

What do you mean, which one? For those of you who are unsure about your current faith or belief system, we offer a viable alternative. We would like to introduce the newest breakthrough in contemporary religion

Included in this fantastic offer: Each month you will receive complete rituals of the current God and / or Goddess of the month including what (or whom) to sacrifice. (All monetary sacrifices should be sent to our Board of Directors.) Yes ---- we're looking for people who like to pray.

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Each monthly package will include: 1. A lavishly illustrated booklet of appropriate prayers and rituals. 2. Necessary tools and instructions for all prayers and rituals. 3. Where needed plastic injected graven images are also included.

"But what will all this cost?"

Mere pennies! And we guarantee results! Are you worried about tithing to the wrong faith? With God of the Month Club, you'll cover them all! Be in good with ALL deities! Any you can't manage for yourself-- (for a small extra fee.) our certified and bonded professionals will do your praying for you. ---> if you should end up in Hell or some other such region, merely send us a postcard, {sorry, no channelling} and we will cheerfully refund ALL of your money back<---

REMEMBER:

The God of the Month Club will bring variety to your life: Celibacy one month. Orgies the next... A chance to travel to sacred shrines... companionship with like-minded members...                 AND Free Deprogramming!!!!!                DON'T DELAY! CALL TODAY!

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