BUT FIRST.....A PREFACE! BARRY GOLDWATER (1909-1998) Known as MR. CONSERVATIVE, his leadership revitalzed the Republican Party. CONSERVATIVE in its LITERAL context, his firmest philosophies demanded that the separation of church and state be inviolate, and the priviacy of the individual be held paramount. He held to these tenets until his death.

BUT THEN CAME ALONG .... Blatt Puke-cannon! Not a CONSERVATIVE, but a righteous reactionary, who succeeded in bastardizing the word to where its connotation has taken on a meaning opposite its true definition.

Bray Puke-cannon is SURE to be found whenever and wherever her brother is in the limelight! Equipped with a venomnous tongue and a non-existent regard for the truth, there are no bounds to her rhetoric! Does a familial bond so fervent as this contain a suspicion of "incest"? Her sister-in-law must ADORE her!

Rupert Murdoch, head honcho (and owner of) the Faux network has become the supreme master of all the losers who have joined his collection of has-beens. It's rumored that his underlings must wear "Murdoch knee-pads" and pay homage to his supremacy. But they're also purported to be well-paid for doing so!!!!!

Bill O'Reilly (Faux News) is just a tabloid hack who claims to be NUMBER ONE in the journalistic field. Unless they're in accord, his "guests" are selected to be used as whipping posts, and he wears his "Murdoch knee-pads" as a badge of honor! He may display a 6'4" stature, but it houses a very SMALL man indeed!

Sean Hannity (Faux News), a custard-faced runt, whose voice, when agitated, ascends to a pre-pubescent squeal, seldom allows anyone's views but his own to be heard! If his goal has been to become more obnoxious than Limbaugh, he's succeeded in "spades"!

Greta vanSusteren was a CNN contributor during the OJ trial, but was required to undergo a maxi-facelift before joining the Faux herd of talking heads. Her program (On the Record) only echoes the voices of her co-horts, but she does a good job of displacing air!

John Gibson (unemployed except for infrequent appeaances on Faux News) a self-acclaimed know-it-all who's become a "burn-out" on every job he's held.. One must wonder if that "sheep dip" he uses to bleach his hair has affected his cerebral acumen! He's one of those clowns who thinks his ineptitude is CUTE!

Ann Coulter, a motor-mouthed harpy of questionable gender (check out that Adam's-apple and the size of the hands) who will do anything to get on-camera whenever and wherever the opportunity arises. Her penchant for spewing outrageous comments invariably results in negative media coverage... but it keeps her in the lime-light!

Jonah Goldberg, an obvious sissy-poo (and suspected closet-queen) who'd be NO-WHERE without Mama Lucianne's promoting him! He gets occasional guest-shots and his lack-luster articles are published in Buckley's NATIONAL REVIEW from time to time.

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