Blanquita Cullum (Talk America), in an attempt to mask her Hispanic origin, with hair henna-burned to straw and countless face-lifts, she's wangled her way into the presidency of the Nat'l Assn of Talk Show Hosts. Thusly, she's accrued enuf clout to participate on almost any panel she chooses.... which she DOES!
Tucker Carlson (currently unemployed except for occasional appearances on MSNBC) tries SO hard to "butch" it up, but he still comes off like a reject from "Leave it to Beaver"! An incessant chatter-box, his rhetoric may be LAME but it's LOUD! There's a suspicion that he gets his "exclusives" by collecting graffiti from the walls of public rest rooms!
Laura Ingraham having been fired everywhere else, she's been reduced to the #1 spot on O'Reilly's bimbo harem. Her programs come and go, but like a festering "zit" she's bound to "erupt" again. She began her Washington-ian career as a "go-fer" for Clarence Thomas. Did-ja know THAT? Maybe by plucking his pubic hairs outa those infamous Coca-Cola cans?
Bill Kristol gained his questionable "notoriety" by his stint as press secretary to Dan Quayle! Now, is that a mark of achievement or WHAT? Presently on the editorial staff of the ever-shrinking WEEKLY STANDARD, he worms his way into a fair number of innocuous panel discussions. Always the same song to a different tune.
Robert Novak (freelance columnist) is a pompous blowhard with vehement contempt for anyone who doesn't "toady" up to him or praise his warped views. Dissenters are dismissed with sputtering sneers! Recently suspended by CNN, we can't help but wonder how his media-tenure lasted as long as it did!
Matt Drudge (Drudge Report) This purported closet-queen, when unable to spew his flotsom anywhere else (he was even dumped by Faux), he succeeded, somehow, by using the internet as his pulpit. In spite of his warped attitudes and opinions, his site is impressively augmented by the myriad of items he's "lifted" from other sources. Reich-wingers regard him as their prophet!
Fred Barnes (Faux News) is Senior Editor of the WEEKLY STANDARD, so he gets plenty of "print" space, but who READS it? He gets more than ample time on-camera as well, but his "washed-out" appearance is that of a poorly embalmed cadaver.. Seldom is he able to hold the attention of an audience for long. Nevertheless, he prattles on and on and on.......
Mary Matalin, known by her "admirers" as "Vinegar TIts", but perhaps better known (now, at least) as Mrs. James Carville, she's become much less conspicuous as of late! Having been "scabbed" off MSNBC by Bay Buchanan, she had a breif tenure, supposedly. as an advisor to Dick Cheney. But seldom a "peep" is heard out of her! S'pose she's listening to Jim?
Oliver North (Faux News' War Stories) has the dubious distinction of having been the only convicted felon to run for a Senate seat. NO! He was NOT pardoned. His prison-sentence was "set aside" by a three-judge panel (which included Kenneth Starr)! Now he's hosting a quasi-documentary program.... plus an occasional panel-show spot.
