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RUMOR: THE MAFIA HAS HIRED "HIT DOGS!"

.....As Admiral Snoopy pleads for "restraint, "rumors are flying around Washington, D.C., that if RELISH is not released on Sunday, March 12 , 2000---- a "CANINE-CONTRACT" has been ordered on Mr. "Wishy-Washy!" "Enuf is enuf, ain't dat right?" say Carmine, Tony and Sonny-Boy , seen caucusing above, outside the city limits, plotting Sunday's " HIT! " Looook-out!

EVEN THE CATS ARE UNITING BEHIND RELISH!

...... ....a local Phoeniz feline "spokescat," "Rocky," has warned that if the 'MAFIA HIT' fails.....there will STILL be enough "Cat-Power" in the City to demolish Mr. "Wishy-Washy!' WATCH OUT!