THOUSANDS GATHER TO WELCOME RELISH HOME !
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ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA!
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Even as far away as the "Mother Country," the Prime Minister, in a Special Session of Parliament, reads a "Declaration-of-British-Exultation" upon news of the safe return to home of RELISH ! ************** Here ! Here ! ****************************************************
Even the vacuous, empty-headed, sleazy, worthless, immoral, value-bankrupt, disgraceful blight on an already diseased "entertainment" industry," America's Prime Charlatan, Jerry Springer, together with his usual mindless audience, was moved to raise his hand in grateful prayer for the sucessful return of RELISH to his home!
ADMIRAL SNOOPY SOUNDS THE................. "ALL-CLEAR"
..meanwhile, once again out of uniform, Admiral Snoopy, having discharged the Nationwide Naval Alert Status and returned to her
West Palm Beach home, begins , like all good citizens, to prepare her 1999 IRS Return.******************************************************************************************************Footnote............Admiral Snoopy is personally conducting an all-pervasive private investigation into the LOSS of Mr. Tahoe's leash by the WWWT! [Witless-Wishy-Washy-Trainer]
It is both inconceivable & totally unacceptable that such an unreflective and inexcusably careless action be allowed to tarnish the memory of the late great Mr. Tahoe ! (r.i.p.) Admiral Snoopy & her considerable resources are on the job! Have no fear!
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