Hi Everbody, this is the Chatter Guy..

Welcoming you to this Elks website with a grey background. Better to read on puter.
Hope you enjoy.

Humor... If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich." - John F. Kennedy (inaugural address, January 20, 1961) "Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president." - Johnny Carson

Sports chatter.. Basketball is crazy. The tall players run to the basket and drop it in. How about shooting the ball? I would like to see the basket rasied 2 ft at least so the players can't hang on the rim like a monkey to score.

From DB....Thanks hehe A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:  Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:   Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited...

Lots of activities to attend at your Club. Stop in for Lunch or Dinner or to meet friends at the bar. The menu won't have pasta tho. Not sure why but Lois says the cooks don't know how to make it. Spaghetti and meat balls would be nice as would macaroni and cheese. Most restruarants have it. I would like to see Pasta, how about you. Sloppy Joes would be nice too. Let me know pls. email: carl@desplaineselksclub.com TY, I will let you know the vote outcome. It is the best place to meet. Or to schedule a party for friends or family. Randy and his crew offer the best of food and whatever else you need to enjoy these nice days.

BINGO.
Very popular at the club.
Join the fun every Wednesday.
AND WE NEED HELP.
If you have time, volunteer. The Club makes good money from Bingo and Pull tabs.

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