FAQ:food tips

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...find a shadowy place on a very hot afternoon, lay perfectly still on your back, raise some paws in the air and then: WAIT! Soon [hopefully] your human will spot you, become hysterical,& rush over to your motionless body! THEN, leap up and lick your human! She or he wil be so HAPPY that you ARE alive, the treats will follow in abundance! [heh,heh!]

" TRADITIONAL---BEAGLE---BEG "

...as DEMEANING as Beagle-begging may be, this "act' hardly ever fails! Be sure to use your most forlorn face! No one can resist this posture! REPEAT as often as desired or needed!

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.....can you see the REAL Beagle in this picture? If you whiff an aroma of food, no matter how HIGH, make every effort to reach the food....even if it is near the ceiling!

------OVEN STAKE-OUT--------

..if all else fails, then you have to get a chair and place it in FRONT of the oven...then lay down there in protest. If "they"can't get to the oven---"they" do not eat-----soooo...you'll get a 'treat' to entice you away from the oven! [heh,heh!] Happy Plotting!!!!!

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