BE ALERT! [at least 1 eye open & 1 ear cocked!]

.......even when pretending to be "resting," always be on the "hear-out" or "whiff-out" for tell tale culinary action in another room: such as opening of refrigerator doors, or cook-out aromas at great distances, or the sound of cellophane, or the opening of cabinet doors where 'cookies' are kept, or.........you know!

YAWN...FREQUENTLY!!!!! THAT WILL GIVE THE "SLAVES" THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION & WILL SOON BE FALLING ASLEEP! [HEH,HEH!] SOON...........

......... WHEN THE PHONE RINGS...

...you make a quick dash to the "frig" & make your selection from your shelf of choice!! [Eat the morsel immediately!] Then,quickly, run back to your look-out position at the window..........

---GOOD----WATCH----DOG !-----

..before "they" even know what happened, you "downed" that cheese....then "they" see you & say: "What a good dog: see, she's protecting our property! Good watch dog!!! Here's a"cookie!" (....works EVERY time!....heh....heh...) HAPPY HUNTING!!!!

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