Bubba died in a fire and his body was burnt really bad. the mourge needed someone to come in the identify the body so they called for his two friends daryl and gomer daryl went in and said "yup hes burnt bad, turn him over" the mortican did so then daryl said "nope not him" gomer came in and said "yup hes burnt bad, turn him over" the mortican did so then gomer said "nope not him" the morticain asked how they new its not him and gomer said " well bubba had 2 assholes" "what two assholes???" asked the mortician "yup everyone in town knows so. every time we went to town fold would say 'here comes bubba with them 2 assholes"