"City Limits"
Lerner Times newspapers, April 14-15, 2004
Mont Clare humorist skewers neighborhood
By
Leigh
Hanlon
Correspondent
Jeff Kwit won't.
Quit, that is.
After more than
20 years, the veteran funnyman continues poking fun, gently and otherwise,
at the facts
and foibles of Northwest Side life.
The latest
show is "City
Limits: Just Another Mont Clare Monday," which is being
presented as part
of "Komedy & Karaoke Night" on April 30 and May 1 at St. William
Parish, 2559 N. Sayre Ave.
In many ways,
the current revue is a scaled-down version of "Clowning at the Corners," which debuted in 1981 as a St. William Parish's
fund-raiser
and ran until a couple of years ago. At its height, the show featured multiple
stages in multiple rooms at the church facility -- and raised as much
as $30,000
some years.
They're still in it for the nyuks, but have a more modest goal of raising $2,000 this time, Kwit says.
When not writing and directing plays, Kwit,
who's lived in the Mont Clare neighborhood for 47 of his 50 years, is a free-lance
author (he's done columns for The Chicago Tribune) and karaoke producer (check him out Fridays at Mr. K's, 4911
W. Diversey
Ave.). He's even written material for Bozo.
The show's skits,
delivered "Saturday
Night Live" style with all
the subtlety of an Uzi set to rock 'n' roll, don't necessarily aim to please
-- they
just aim. In the crosshairs this time are most of the usual suspects that will
be familiar to Northwest Side and Elmwood Park readers: politicians, Caputo's,
the Brickyard, furniture stores, speed bumps, freight trains, traffic circles,
Italian social clubs, Mexican push-cart vendors -- you name it, Jeff
Kwit and
the crew plan on serving it up en brochette.
Nobody escapes
the treatment -- which is good. In fact, the Rev. Dan Brandt
visited a recent
rehearsal
and
gave the material a thumbs-up. "He said we insult people equally and we don't single anyone out," Kwit declares.
Lerner Newspapers got a chance to preview some of the skits, which include:
"The Ward Wizard," in which residents are off to see Ald. William
Banks in search of a new trash can. The signature song here is "Somewhere,
There are no Condos."
"Engineer of the Year," which
honors the train engineer who's done the best job of clogging traffic at
the Mont Clare crossing. The guy's
completely
unrepentant.
A bit in which gang-bangers visit The Graffiti Store to buy spray paint and commission a custom gang logo.
"Identify That Dish," a
stomach-gripping game show that asks contestants to sample a Mexican push-cart
vendor's wares and then guess what they're eating. At least one contestant tastes the food twice: once going down, once
coming
up.
"The Queer Eye for the Sanitation Guy" --
oh, well, you get the
idea.
"Some shows do push the envelope," Kwit admits, but he says the
material has traditionally been well received, aside from the occasional audience
member
who perhaps expects "The Carol Burnett Show" instead of "Saturday
Night Live."
About a dozen
enthusiasts are pitching in for this year's show. "We have a real bunch of misfits this year," Kwit says with obvious
pride. "They're
really working out well."
Kwit placed ads late last fall seeking cast and
crew for the program and he's wound up with a mixture of veterans and newcomers.
Some performers, like Allen
Baily and Mike Konrath, have seen more than a few shows.
Baily, 46, who
works at LaSalle Bank in Edison Park, has been involved in the shows "since
1987, give or take." His wife had also performed with the group several years before Baily became involved.
"I really like the acting," he explains. "Sure,
we're not professionals, but you still feel good getting up there and hearing
people laugh."
Asked if he's funny in his day job, Baily replies, "Not outrageously,
but I can be funny."
He lives in the Belmont-Austin neighborhood.
Konrath, 52, has
called Mont Clare home since 1964 and started with Kwit's troupe in
1981.
He says
he became involved
after seeing a similar fund-raising
comedy
performance at a Melrose Park parish. "I told myself, 'If they ever do
something like this at St. William, I want to be part of it,'" Konrath
says.
Konrath isn't
afraid that anyone will take offense at the show's good-natured jabs. "I think people are willing to laugh at themselves," he says.
When not causing laughter on the Northwest Side, Konrath works at
consulting firm
George S. May International Co. in Park Ridge.
That's the comedy.
Now, for the karaoke. After the comedy skits, Kwit says, audience members
will
be invited
to take to the stage themselves and sing. Be warned,
however, that Kwit, a longtime karaoke producer, isn't especially fond of "Ebony
and Ivory," "American Pie" or Billy Joel sing-along tunes. Seriously,
though, if you want to sing it, they won't prevent you.
The karaoke goes on
until midnight.
Doors open at 7:30 both evenings and feature music by Roberta Miscovich and Laura Benson before the show.
For more information
about "City
Limits: Just Another Mont Clare Monday," call
the show hotline, 773-637-6565, Ext. 24. Tickets, which are $5, may be purchased
at the St. William Parish rectory and school during business hours.
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