TARZAN AND THE FORBIDDEN CITY
(June 20, 2004)
I got up and walked across the room to retrieve the book. Halfway through, I realized that Tarzan was rescuing the members of a safari trapped in the ongoing war between two more lost cities of white people deep in Africa, that a young couple were starting to fall in love in the background and that the Apeman was about to be sent to still another arena to face a gladiator and to kill a lion* (the second which he knifes to death in this book). By this time, I had marked in the margins four separate times Tarzan had seized an opponent, raised him overhead and then thrown him to the ground; and the young debutante has twice been carried off by evildoers, once by a Great Ape and once an African warrior. (She would later be dragged off once more, this time underwater by a giant sea serpent...)
There were still ninety pages to go. The book blurred through the air and smacked hard against a closet door and I grumbled as I went to bring it back. TARZAN AND THE FORBIDDEN CITY isn`t unbearably awful in itself, it`s just leftover turkey warmed up the third day after Thanksgiving.
This book really had its origin in a 1934 radio serial written by Rob Thompson, "Tarzan and the Diamond of Asher". Evidently, someone stood behind Edgar Rice Burroughs with a gun to his head and forced him to rework the radio show into a magazine story, which then appeared in ARGOSY WEEKLY in March and April 1938 under the title "The Red Star of Tarzan", before eventually being further revised into the book we have today, TARZAN AND THE FORBIDDEN CITY. (I didn`t see the slightest reference to a Red Star anywhere in this story; maybe the original magazine version had a Communist villain?)
Well, the final result is pretty lame. There is not much of Burroughs' distinctive style in the writing, and almost no bitter sermons about how awful human beings are. On the other hand, there are none of those unexpected moments of great inventiveness that marked his work, either. There is a large unwieldy cast, about half of which get killed off without really contributing much.
Basically, the cause of all the commotion is something called the Father of Diamonds, a treasure held in a remote valley named Tuen-Baka. As seems inevitable, there are two cities here, Ashair and Thobos, which have been at war with each other for generations (something about Africa forces people to establish pairs of feuding settlements, I guess). We never find out where these people came from, but the mention of Isis and Horus probably means they were an Egyptian colony. At some point, Africa must have been filled with different expeditions from Greece, Israel, Egypt, the Crusaders, Atlantis, Crete, Phoenicia... all busily setting up pairs of cities to fight with each other. I`m surprised there wasn`t a Viking settlement in a Tarzan story.
A young man named Brian Gregory has disappeared into the wilderness, looking for the fabled Father of Diamonds; his father and sister want to go rescue him, and they can only enlist Tarzan`s help because they know Captain Paul D`Arnot of the French navy. (D`Arnot is smitten with Helen Gregory, who at nineteen has got to be less than half his age, but oh well....) D`Arnot is one of the few humans Tarzan likes (a holdover from his origin story), so he agrees to lead the expedition. At the same time, some vile scoundrels are also heading out after the big old diamond, and the hunter hired to guide the Gregorys´ safari is a murderous crook who hates "that monkey-man". The hunter is lustful for a beautiful femme fatale who fancies Tarzan, so you can see how there is likely to be plenty of trouble before they even get anywhere near the Forbidden City.
I`m a little surprised to see that the Great Apes are out looking for a victim to sacrifice in their ceremonial Dum-dum. They grab poor Helen (born to be abducted, that`s her) specifically for the purpose of later tearing her to bits after the dance. Say, Edgar, what was all the stuff you said about men being the only creatures who killed except for food or self-defense? Mention it to these apes.
Yet, despite all the slaughter and arguing and people chasing each other back and forth, the story never comes to life on the page. Burroughs obviously didn`t want to write this book and put little energy into it. Paul D`Arnot, the man who was Tarzan`s first human friend way back in TARZAN OF THE APES and who set him up in Paris for some interesting times, just idles through the story. He sweet-talks Helen Gregory, remarks every few pages how wonderful Tarzan is, and that`s about it. Some conversation between the two old chums, a little character development, would have given this story some heart it badly needs.
In the previous book, Jane made a much welcome comeback, bringing a spark of vitality and genuine emotion to the action. (This was TARZAN`S QUEST, which ended with those longevity pills being distributed to everyone.) Not only is Jane completely absent again (as is N`Kima), Tarzan is not once referred to as John Clayton or Lord Greystoke in this book. There is one brief explanation that he had been "raised by beasts among beasts" and that`s it. The Tarzan of this book is a simplified version with none of the inner conflicts which made him so interesting before.
TARZAN AND THE FORBIDDEN CITY is filled with missed opportunities and plot points that are
simply abandoned. At the start of the story, it seem Tarzan looks so much like the missing Paul Gregory that people refuse to believe he`s not. This is either the third or the fourth man in the series who is completely identical to Tarzan, so much like twins that they can`t be told apart. (Ladies, honestly, don`t you wish there were a lot of guys walking around who looked like Tarzan?)
At one point, the Apeman rescues a warrior from a rather small Tyrannaosaur (about the size of a bull) but no more dinosaurs appear and the incident is not thought worth discussing later. Then, while wearing diving suits, our hero and his friends are attacked by (wait for it) vicious giant sea horses which have horns on their snouts. (?!) Sea unicorns, maybe?
And the final punchline, where the much coveted Father of Diamonds turns out to be a chunk of coal, wins the "Oh, Come ON!" for the year. Yes, we know today diamonds are made from coal deep inside the Earth, and yes, it`s so terribly ironic. But how did the people of Ashair know this? It`s like having Plato remark how interesting the Red Spot on Jupiter is... the information just wasn`t available.
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*Actually, it has become so monotonous having Tarzan kill a lion with a knife that this time he must face TWO of them at once to make it interesting. His elegant solution is to simply haul one lion up overhead (that`s about four hundred pounds of wriggling big cat there) and throw it at the other one. After the two beasts fight, the Apeman can simply stab the survivor, which at this point seems about as risky for him as shooing a cat off the couch. In addition to the three lions he dispatches, Tarzan also stabs to death a shark and a sea serpent, never getting a single bruise or scratch from these tangles. At some point, I almost expect him to start carrying on a conversation while wrestling with a lion.
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