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How do you Grieve for the One you Promised to Love Forever when they're still around and with another? Beware of Random Acts of Kindness....Especially from the Ex-wife The Cause of most Motorcycle Problems: The Nut that attaches the Handle Bars to the Seat I miss my Ex ~ But my Aim is Improving It ain't right, It ain't wrong ~ It just is I Like Swimmin' with Bow Legged Women Take Time, Before Time Takes You Lost Love ~ Last Love Damn it to Hell Some Day You Will Ache Like I Ache! I Really Really Really Like Girls! I went Lookin' for Trouble… And Boy… I Found Her Teach our Children to Love what is Lovable, Hate what is Hateable. Thanks for Putting the "End" in Friendship! I Laughed so hard I Almost Down Loaded in my Pants Like a Widower, the Sorrow Doesn't Go Away "The Government that Governs Least, Governs Best" ~Thomas Jefferson Anger is the Glue that Cements Us to our Past The Mind is like a Parachute, It works Best when Open "You don't know what you don't know." ~ Mad Dog McCann Did it Hurt when You fell from Heaven? If you can't be a Good Example, Then you'll have to be a Horrible Warning. ~ Catherine Aird I wouldn't belong to a Club that Would Have Me as a Member ~ Groucho Marx Sometimes, the Pleasure's Worth the Pain. Guns only have Two Enemies: Rust and Politicians "An Armed Society is a Polite Society." ~ Robert Heinein "Give Me a Reason to be Beautiful" ~ Courtney Love Gas $2 a Gallon! ~ Didn't we Win the Gulf War!? And your Cry Baby, Whiney-Assed Opinion would be… One of us is Thinking about Sex… Okay. It's Me! Don't Pet the Sweaty Things Don't be Sexist – Broads hate that! The Village called – Their Idiot is Missing I was Wrong Once – I thought I made a mistake Your Ridiculous Opinion has been Noted Sex is Not the Answer! Sex is the Question, Yes is the Answer! If you can't Beat them, Arrange to have them Beaten God must love stupid people – He made so many of you Fear he who has something to lose, But Fear More he who has nothing to lose You're as Young as the Woman You Feel Look for Me when you see Me Coming Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts ~ Albert Einstein Imagination is more important than knowledge ~ Albert Einstein The most important thing is to not stop questioning ~ Albert Einstein It is better to be silent and be called a fool than speak and remove all doubt I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing ~ Socrates I have learned.....That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved..... ~Andy Rooney~ To Love Me.....Is Not To Understand Everything About Me.....But To Want To I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be…. ~ Douglas Adams When aluminum Underwear are Outlawed, only Outlaws will wear aluminum underwear Short and sweet, like a honey-dipped dwarf "Never argue with an idiot , he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience" If a man talks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, Is he still Wrong? "In the land of the blind, he who has one eye is king" Weapon of Muff Disruption Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs "Making Predictions is Really Tough Especially if it Involves the Future" ~Yogi Barra Nine mile skid on a ten mile ride... What would Scooby Do ? "I shall pass this way but once. If there is any good that I can do, let me do it now, for I will never pass this way again" Those who trade liberty for security have neither Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals "Everyone is crying out for peace, no one is crying out for justice" "Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them" ~ Albert Einstein "A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes" ~ Fontenelle "Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die" ~ C. Fisher "The only place outside Heaven where you can be safe from all the dangers and perturbations of love is Hell" ~ C.S. Lewis A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving Attack Life! It's Gonna Kill You Anyway! The only way to do it - is to do it! A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good "If you do what you have always done, you are gonna get what you always got!" Real Men Ride What They Want "At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet" ~ Plato "I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genius" ~ Mark Twain "It takes a long time to grow an old friend" ~ John Leonard "Fast is fine but accuracy is final. You have to learn to take your time ... in a hurry" ~ Wyatt Earp Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof Respect you in the morning? Hell I don't respect you now! "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately... it kills all its pupils" ~ Hector Berlioz Silly Yuppie, Trailers are for boats "There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened" ~ Anon I had a wife once, but her husband came and got her A lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an EMERGENCY on mine I rode my bike to trailer week "Growing older... But not up." "I'm crazy... But it keeps me from going insane" ~ Jimmy Buffet Politically Erect Hey… hay is for horses Yea, but cows like it too Send lawyers, guns and money - The shit has hit the fan ~ Warren Zevon Marriage is a great institution... But who wants to be institutionalized? I'm not afraid to go fast ... it's crashin' and burnin' that sucks! "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" ~ Albert Einstein Happy Trails Spaz It only seems kinky the first time My Life is Shit ... but Hey, Thanks for Asking You're not cooking up something that is gonna humiliate my friends and make them look stupid, are ya? ~ How can I help? If She's Gone, She's Gone Life isn't a problem to be solved, it's a mystery to be lived... So, live it! Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me She's a Weapon of Mass Seduction Measure time by friends, not years. Recall the days by smiles, not tears Go ahead - act stupid ... I need another felony conviction Just like all women -- if they're not turning down your proposal of marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the lingerie changing room ~ Cliff Claven Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday No matter how Good She Looks - Someone, Somewhere is Tired of Her Shit! GUN CONTROL is being able to hit your target Hey, It's a Good Thang I'm not bitter. I'm just consumed by a nawing hate that's eating away at my gut until I can taste the bile in my mouth Some people are still alive only because its against the law to kill them Silver, Blue or Black You don't drop a Piranha in the kiddy pool and then stick around to watch the bubbles ~ Jimmy James Bayou LaBatre Louisiana Hello… Centralia Guys, if I don't bleed to death pretty soon, I'm gonna die of boredom ~ Charlie – Suicide Kings When Guns are Outlawed ... I'll become an Outlaw No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to ~ Buckaroo Banzai We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them ~ Private Joker Of all the Things I've Lost, I miss my Mind the Most It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds ~ Doc Holliday 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag ~ McManus I'm the person your mother warned you about You never know when you're making a memory ~ Rickie Lee Jones I drink grape juice ... because O.J. kills Other things may change us, but we start and end with family ~ Anthony Brandt You never truly know a woman 'til you meet her in court Can't Understand Normal Thinking Good Thang I was wearing my Foil Lined Cap and Underwear D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Road Hard put away Wet Rub my belly for luck I was married..... Once! - 28:06:42:12 - Why Don't He Write ~ Timmons Beauty Fades – Dumb Lasts for Ever She's a Whore-able example of a Women Being Single is: Loneliness when you go to bed and Euphoria all day long Stop your Grinnin' and drop your Linen Don't worry about Love – Worry about Loving I'm an Enigma wrapped in a Puzzle Surrounded by a Rune I'd Rather be the Devil than be that Women's Man ~ Skip James You Barf in the punch bowl and you want to call it Alphabet Soup Don't look for this years birds in last years nests ~ Don Quiote I don't think his spinal cord touches his brain I'm a Cipher Wrapped in an Enigma Smothered in Secret Sauce Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. ~ ROSEBURG ~ You've been Eatin' Retard Sandwiches Again GLITCH You know how it is, Shit comes out and Crap ~ Mikey Your Whole Life can Change in a Second and you'll Never See it Coming In Heaven there is no Beer, thats why we drink it here When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her Got Jethro? Various and Sundry Items Some say Love makes the world go round. I say Whisky makes it go round Twice as Fast! Be Real, Be True Take Time Before Time Takes You! Well, I've been gettin' email about some of these quotes, seems some of you folks are curious to their origin or you're saying; Skullman, just what the Hell are you on!? So here's my mail link. Maybe I'll clue you in? Email:SKULLMAN |