Victoria

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Monday's Show By Jon Burrows - Is there such a severe shortage of gas outlets that Cane had to walk six miles to find one. And then it was closed. -   Do we have to watch Chloe fantasize about Cane. At least it's not vice-versa. -   Does Nikki want to keep her lying, degenerate gambler soon-to-be ex-husband by her side as a high-level executive. That's some sound business policy. -   Do you want to wipe yourself off after being around Brad. The guy defines snarky. -   Would Victor see Sabrina holding a washrag to her head and ask, "You feeling OK?"  No, she just likes the feel of a cold washrag. -   Would Victor issue a "No photographers" edict for Adrain's interview with Sabrina. Why? We're not dealing with paparazzi here. Does Victor think the story is going to appear without art? -   Would Amber wake up after a supposed night of sex with Adrian and still have most of her clothes on. Looks like the good professor may not have gotten any farther than second base. -   Did Phyllis not notice that Amber's dress isn't zipped up. Excuse me. It apparently is supposed to look that way. But one would think that even at a place with a liberal dress code like RSM would not want its receptionist to have her bra on display. -   Has Chloe passed Diane Jenkins as the most annoying person in the show's history. And she's at least five times as obvious. -   Is the crack Newman Ranch security team back on the job. They actually stopped Adrian! Well, they didn't stop him as much as a directed him to where Sabrina was. But at least somebody was manning the gate for a change. -   Is the Jabot boardroom apparently in use. That explains why Nikki, Cane and Chloe are having to use a table at CL for their meeting. -   Are we amazed they've managed to put out two issues of RSM. The "partners" can't seem to agree on anything. And wouldn't it have been prudent to have worked out areas of authority and responsibility before the thing ever got started? -   Would Heather come to the GCAC for a coffee to go. Don't they have a break room at Jabot? _ Would David actually believe Brad could be discreet. -   Does Vikki have to explain to Sabrina how Victor always considers his ex-wives "family." In other words, they remain his personal possessions forever. -   Is Phyllis following the time-honored GC tradition and becoming the mother-in-law from hell. Or in this case, the prospective mother-in-law from hell. But didn't she like Lily? -   Is Jack the latest resident to develop super hearing. He was about 100 feet away from Amber when she said she would buzz Jack, and yet he heard her clearly. -   Is Nikki spending the day at CL. First the meeting with Cane and Chloe and now Vikki drops by. No wonder Brad has a point when he points out she's never in the office anymore. -   Would Nikki say David's work is excellent. Would somebody please tell us what exactly, does David do? -   Is Adam following Nikki's lead and spending the day wandering from the GCAC to CL. Don't these people have anything better to do? -   Do Amber and Adrian trying to act like nothing happened the night before remind us of the Dr. Evil/Frau Farbissina day-after scene from Austin Powers II.

Tuesday's Show By Christine Hoffner - - Only In Genoa City: - Would Victor say Chows an S.O.B. pot, meet the black old kettle. -   Do Gloria and Jeffrey have all that money and don't even talk about buying a house. Who, in the name of God, has fifty eight  million dollars and lives in a little shack on someone else's property? -   Do we now have Sebastoin, another kangaroo humper. Sheesh, I live in the midwest and have never met even one Aussie. -   Did I assume Jack and Sharon were at breakfast, but Cane's drinking? -   When Nikki said to Sabrina, "you look very nice" you could hear the implied, "You look like a freshly polished turd." -   Would Jack think Kathy Hilton is some kind of prize. Doesn't he know she's the mother of that walking S.T.D. Paris? I'd avoid any physical contact with this broad. I wouldn't shake her hand. -   Oh, look, Victor's hitting his long bag, the one that Sabrina's not hitting. - And, did you hear him wheeze? This is a heart attack waiting to happen, we can only hope. -   Is Jana channelling Jackie O, yet strangely, it looked good on her. She's got the hair for it. -   Would uber-whore Amber be this torn up over one drunken lay. Doesn't she know the "Hey, I was drunk" excuse is accepted in all states? -   So, Cane's like any other man, despite his high and mighty stance, get him drunk........ -   Is Nick knowing so much about fashion and style turning him gay. Phyllis better step up her game, because Nick's on his way to being a power top cruising a leather bar.   - Ha, Cane called Adrian Cowbell, just like me. -   Is Restless Style still hard at work, and the rest of the town is out getting it's collective drunk on. -   So Cane can screw when he's passed out? He really is the wonder from down under.

Wednesday's Show By Michele Stanbel - Only In Genoa City: - Does Victor refer to Nikki as "his family" and Nikki's money as "her fortune." We all know he thinks of that money as his, and that he hates her for kissing David on the web in the first place. I guess this is supposed to prepare us all for their pulling out the "500 Places to Visit Before You Die" again soon. ------------- Is everyone able to easily catch earlier flights from anywhere in the world to Genoa City, like it's a hub. --------------- Does Amber talk so disrespectfully to her boss about having to retrieve his "stupid messages." How does this girl still have a job? --------------- Does Restless Style think adding an animated figure to their website will add class. And hello, that is sooo '90's. ---------------- Does Daniel show Amber sketches of his trip and she grabs them and assumes they're for her. I wonder if her animated character will be rude and grabby, too? ----------------- Am I actually starting to like Chloe! Anyone that ruins the incredibly boring and annoying pair of Cane and Lily is great in my book. -------------------- Did Neil and crazy eyes Tyra leave the GCAC to go to Indigo, then they're sitting down again at the GCAC, then leaving all over again. What a production, too, with that annoying kid and who's going to take her where. She's what, 11, and acts like she's still in diapers. ------------------- Is Tyra now managing Indigo. So what poor manager got the boot from Neil just because his "family" needs a job? ---------------- Does Nikki keep talking about her addiction. Would that be the drinking, the pills, or the weddings? ---------------- Oh no! Lily's in distress! Call all her shoulder holders! Gather the family! Maybe that new kid can sing her back to happiness, that is, if Lily likes hymns full of runs and unnecessary melisma. ----------------- Does Cane actually get back into Chloe's car after Lily kicks him out for 5 minutes. What a dolt. Great way to put distance between them, since last time she was naked all over him in the same car 20 minutes ago. ----------------- Is Cane possibly the worst actor on this show. He doesn't even open his mouth to repeat his weird lines over and over while raging at Chloe. That was the weirdest thing. Is he supposed to still be drunk? ------------------- Does Nikki refer to her marriage to David as "the rest of her life." How many times has she been married? There's not one person on this show that should be allowed to say that when they get married. ------------------- Did Victor just give David Chow the Extended Stinkeye!! Awesome

Thursday's Show By Nancy Owen - Only in Genoa City: - Would Amber ask Jana if honesty is really best for a relationship.  After having countless relationships end on this show and B&B because of her own lack of honesty, it seems odd that Amber need ask. -   Could Amber fuss and fume about Daniel "cheating" on her and keep a straight face.  Girlfriend came out of her bra and panties in a nano second with Adrian so she needs to worry about her own sorry behind being caught cheating on Daniel. -   Does Amber finally get the nerve to confess at Daniel's feet that indeed she did allow the nutty professor access to her ever flowing and ever available nether regions only to have the D-Boy pull up his red big girl panties, have a minor hissy fit and go off in a huff.  He knew she was a 'ho before he let her in, so what's the big deal? -   Amber does not want to do battle with Big Mama Phyllis or she might find that she's woefully unprepared and out classed.  It could be likened to Amber taking a slingshot to a gun fight. -   Does a magazine like Restless Style get put together on a consistent basis at the last minute with numerous changes to be made in photography and content.  The magazine is thrown together by the four clueless partners flying by the seat of their collective pants. -   Do constantly cancelling models force restless style to call in friends and relatives to be front cover models every edition.  Before you know it we'll be seeing Katherine Chancellor gracing the front page in a thong because the model of choice had to cancel because of a hang nail. -   Would Sabrina's Bucky Beaver, starving artist ex boyfriend, Phillipe,come sniffing around Genoa City and think that Sab is going to chop down her money tree to get a little of his action.  The thrill of a starving artist was gone for her when she got a whiff of old Vic's gazillions. -   Is Sabrina having an ex-boyfriend REALLY a scandal?  Really, with everyone in town sleeping with everyone else, some sharing booty calls with friends and relatives, is this really a story?  Like no one else in GC has a past! -   Has Kathy Hilton become an expert at anything, much less an expert on putting together magazines.  We can only hope that she's better at that than raising children. -   Does Kathy Hilton hang out in Genoa City doing lunch and fixing magazines with the red haired drag queen wannabee with a bad dye job, Jamie. -   Would Karen, knowing how boyfriend Neil Winters has a jones on for a wife and family, fix him up with tidy little live in  package of one hot female, Tyra and a very precocious, in search of a new daddy little girl, Ana. -   Could Jana Hawks get orgasmic over a Ouija board and the four reunited lovebirds feel  that turning out the lights at the coffee house and chatting with dead folks beats the privacy of their own apartments to get them revved up for welcome home sex. -   Could Jana take her style range from Lily Munster on crack to Jackie O. in a matter of days, looking equally scary in each mode. -   Does anyone at all except David Chow seem interested in Brad Carlton's bi-weekly poker and Tupperware parties?  -   Would the Chow hound not recognize the Harvard card sharkette, Skye, when they travel in the same poker circles and she clearly knows who he is. -

Friday's Show By Sheryll Watt - Only In Genoa City: - Does no one want to be on the cover of the RS magazine. If only it was "Rolling Stone" and not "Restless Style," then they would have lots of takers. - Did Jack say his actress friend has the attention span of a goldfish. Who knew there were actresses like that? - Are there two David's at Brad's poker party....Hey! I know that other David! It's Judge David Young! He's not a chiropractor. Who do they think they are fooling? - Is pre-teen Ana Hamilton going to sing at the Jazz club. Is that even legal? Oh I guess I had better make sure my dog, Bo, is safe before she starts singing. I don't want to have to take the bed apart to get him out from under it, again. - Isn't it bad luck to play poker with only four people? It is for dog chow. - Is Chole now daydreaming about her romp on top of Cane/Ethan/Phillip. Who is this guy anyway? - That reminds me didn't it come out a while back that Dog chow's real name is Clark? Guess everyone forgot that. - Is Brad financing David's downfall and writing it off as a business expense. I'd hate to be a CPA in this berg. Just wait till Brad finds out that Dog chow is Walter's enforcer. That will just kill him, or Chow will. - Is this almost as much fun as watching "Poker After Dark." Only the clink of the chips to keep me awake. - Oh My! David lost 80 thousand dollars on one hand of poker. Now that ought to be against the law! Oh wait, it is. - Are there no police in town. What happened to Paul's detective girlfriend, Maggie? She should be around to bust up Brad's poker night. - Is "Restless Amber" on hold. Is that Texas hold? - Good Grief! Is that Victoria? Wow! What a get up! Oh the plus side no one will ever recognize her. This is the shoot for the Halloween issue isn't it? Well, it should be. - Did Daniel storm off in a huff, his panties in a wad, just because Amber slept with someone else. Doesn't he know his life is a soap opera? He didn't even wait to find out who it was.

Reader Contributions: From: Candyse Only In Genoa City: -  Is Cane so fine that being set up by women desperate for his body is becoming rather common for him. - From : Manyan - Only In Genoa City: - Would Little Richard play the same one song three times trying to convince Glo that he's "The Little Richard"... -  Would Jack pick up the phone announcing that he'd like to make a call to Paris, France... with today's technology, who does that? -  Would Glo & Jeff arrive at the same "one roulette & slot machine" casino in Vegas as David Chow - actually, it looks like a scene from the Vegas airport. -  Would Sabrina assume that the "real" Newmans would consider her family, just because she married Victor.  - Would Glo be more obsessed with tattling on David than consummating her $50M marriage contract w/Jeff. -  Would the right side of Jeff's face not be black & blue from the recent string of assaults. -  Would Jill invite Jeff into her office for sex on more than one occasion only to decide after he re-married Glo, that he wasn't that good in the sack....  hissssssss! -  Would "How to marry my best friend's dad Sabrina" utter the words "that's what Newman's do".  She's been married to a Newman for what - 2 minutes.  How really would she "know what they do"? -  Would David have played Brad for a sucker.  As it turns out, he could have "off'd" Brad any time he wanted to. -  Would David's 30 second flash back take the wind out of "Nancy Drew's" vow to Jill to "find Ji Min Kim's murderer".  She might not want to be but, she is her clueless dad's daughter.  Will Heather's private citizen eyes see something her DA eyes couldn't?