THE WEEKLY HOWL
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translated from dog-speak to English by TygerStar079 and PaperTyger7
THE WEEKLY HOWL |
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written by Brownie
translated from dog-speak to English by TygerStar079 and PaperTyger7 |
AUGUST 21, 1999
RRRRRRUFF! I'm Brownie, the labrador retriever. I'm 2 years old. This is my house. I want to tell you about my family. My adopted brother is Newman. He's a husky-german shepherd mix. He's got blue eyes, of all things! Who ever heard of a dog with blue eyes?! Not me! Not until the day I met Newman. That was the day that I came to live with him. I was only 4 months old when I met him. My owner bought me from a pet shop and took me home with her. I was given a brand new purple collar and leash and lots of doggie toys to play with, including a rubber ball, a Nylabone, some rawhide chews, and a petrified bone, as well as some rubber tugon toys. When I moved in, I got to meet my family. Besides Newman, there are 4 cats living here with us, Mother Keedie, Misty, SnowPuff, and Tang. I like them. They're fun to play with. But except for SnowPuff, they don't like me much. They growl and spit at me and try to scratch my face. I just want to run and play, honest! We live in a nice one family house on a quiet suburban side street near a nice big park. We also have a fenced in front and back yard to run in. I get to have nice long walks every day. We play catch and toss with the ball and a frisbee. I can't jump up to get the frisbee, but I will fetch it. I know some tricks, too. I can shake hands, fetch a ball, sit, lay down, come, walk at heel, and speak on command. I love my home. I'm very happy here. I hope you will like visiting with us and sharing some of our stories. Have a nice weekend! See you next time. Woof! |
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