Here's A Bit Of Horse Humor

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Some Horses Are So Polite That When They Come To A Fence,They Stop and Let You Go Over First !

Three race horses were standing in their stable. One of them says to the other, "In the last 15 races, i've won 8 of them". The next one said with a snort, " Well I ran 27 races, and won 19 of them". The third horse spoke up proudly, switching his tail "Yeah, that's good, but I ran 36 races and won 28 of them!" At this point, they noticed that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast" says the greyhound , "But in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!". The horses looked at each other in amazement and one of them gasped "WOW! A talking dog".

Q. Why did the boy stand behind the horse? A. He thought he might get a kick out of it. Q. What is the differance between a horse and a duck? A. One goes quick and the other goes quack.

Q. Why did the horse take a flake of hay to bed? A. To feed his nightmares. Q. Why can't horses dance? A. Because they have two left feet.

A city man was driving through the country one afternoon, and his car slid into a big ditch. A farmer came up and said "My horse Sebastian can pull you out," the city man said "OK" and the farmer got Sebastian and hooked him up and then said, "Pull Ranger! , C'mon Benny! , Let's go Duke!!!" Then the farmer said "Pull Sebastian, pull", then the car was out. The city man asked the farmer "Why did you call out the wrong names three times?" And the farmer replied, "Because Sebastian is blind, and if he knew the other horses weren't pulling, he wouldn't even try...."

A blonde had a near death experience one day while horseback riding.... Everthing was going fine and pleasant until the horse starting bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to stay on, but she fell off and what made things even worse was her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened she fell head first to the ground. . , her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop nor slow down. She was screaming for help. Just as she was about to give up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-mart manager came and unpluged the horse.

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