1. Now, I know that my body is not to sound, but, it's all I've got so I can still be around Yep, when I need help, and I know I will, all I need, is just one more pill. 2. A pill in the morning for a real good start. A pill for my nerves and a pill for my heart. A pill for my worries and all the fears I keep, and, a brother-in-law pill so I don't, kill that creep. 3. Pills for my tummy, pills for my brain, all kinds of pills, for all kinds of pain. A pill if I'm blue to get through the day, and a pep-me-up pill, to keep, the heebie-jeebies away. 4. I've got lots of praise for all of my pills. They've helped me out with all of my ills. Pills when I'm nasty, and feel real down, like, when my mother-in-law's back in town. 5. Pills for all the ills my doctors have found. Pills, before opening bills when the mail comes around. A pill for the pain in both my knees, and a pill for my kidneys when I just can't pee. 6. A pill when my gut won't let things pass, and a pill when it rushes much to fast. A jolly pill that makes me feel bliss, and a pill, for my sex-life, when it don't exist. 7. (Repeat first verse;) Now, I know that my body, is not too sound, but it's all I've got so I can still be around. Yep, when I need help, and I know I will, all I need, is just one more pill. 8. I take pills cause my bills are more than I earn. Pills for my gastro-intestinal burn. and always eating, more than my fill, my dessert is a bowl, of anti-acid pills. 9. I'm never able to sleep at night, but there's a pill, puts me out like a light. I'ts got a punch really knocks me out. But, if my house catches fire, I'm a crispy critter, ain't no doubt . 10. I don't want a stroke or a heart attack. That's serious stuff I might not, fully come back, not able to eat, or even breathe air, just sit and slobber and not really be there. 11. I was comatose once and couldn't wake up. electric paddles, couldn't shake me up. But, they kept me breathin' and doctored me until, They shocked me, back to life with the hospital bill. 12. Pills are my friends, they help me get by. And I truly believe, they won't let me die. And every day, I do, what's best for me, I support the phar-ma-cu-ti-cal industry. 13. Now, I know that my body is not too sound, but it's all I've got so I can, still be around. Yep, when I want help and I know I will, all I need, is just one more pill. 14. Pills are my friends, they help me get by. And I truly believe, they won't let me die. When I need help, and I know I will. All I need, is just one more pill.