PARTING SHOTS
"AND I KNEW SHE WANTED ME..." |
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A WWF promo from 1988...
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| Announcer: "I'd like to get down very quickly to an issue.....Something that happened in a recent (then Rude grabbed the mike)..." |
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| Rude: "I know what you wanna hear about, little man....You wanna know what happened between myself...and the wife of Jake "The Snake" Roberts..." |
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| "Well, what it was...was this...When I stood in the ring and took my robe off, I saw her sittin' in the front row....I saw the look in her eyes....that gleam.....I saw the goosebumps jumpin' up on her skin....and I knew she wanted me.....So I just stepped out of the ring to give that lady the thrill of a lifetime..." |
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| Announcer: "Now wait a minute.....Obviously, she slapped you in the face....She wasn't interested in you..." |
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| Rude: "Wait, wait, wait just a minute, little man....You are obviously inexperienced yourself....Ravishing Rick Rude knows that some ladies like to play hard to get.....and all I did was go along with her little game..." |
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| "But what I'm really wondering is this.....Jake Roberts.....What hurt worse?.....To know that your woman longs for my Ravishing touch.....or to know that there ain't nothing you can do about it.....Ha ha ha..." |
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| Heenan: "Let's be generous....Let's give one of the ladies here, and I use that term loosely, the Rude Awakening......Only one........You......Come on, toots....We don't have all night....He's a busy man...." |
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| As the chosen one made her way to the podium, Heenan said, "Now.......If Jake "The Snakes'" wife is here, don't come running up....You had your chance, sister....Eat your heart out..." |
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| She swooned. Now that's what I'm talkin' about... |
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