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Hey HOOPY FROOD IN HONOR OF DOUGLAS ADAMS SHOW YOUR TOWEL

Hoopy means altogether complete.
Frood is someone who is a really amazingly together guy .
The HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy

I was asked what I was looking at and I said ,,,,

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by LloydTimeloyd Rich GalacticResource@RespectThePlanet.com ~ MSN MESSENGER > Timeloyd@webtv.net

This is The Galactic Hitchhiker Resource ~ Guide
To Hoopy Cookies And Other Neat Stuff To The Galactic Olympics And Beyond .... It contains all kinds of useful infromation , and neat things to accompany the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
which inspired it during your journeys through the mystic majesty of the universes of space, and time to the Galactic Olympics and beyond ..

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Comments on GALACTIC HITCHHIKER HOOPY COOKIES 'It has been rhumored that he (TIMELOYD) makes the best Chocolate Chip Cookies in the Galexy. A Galactic HitchHiker who had one said,"They are hoopy' and that he could live on them alone. "Too bad he lamented that they are found only on Earth" Galactic HitchHiker's Official ID File 'THE BEST WAY TO CURE DEPRESSION IS WITH A MUG OF RICH HOT COCOA AND BY FILLING THE DEPRESSION FULL OF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES'. BOTH TOGETHER WILL FILL ANY DEPRESION I MAY HAVE. ROCKING CHAIRS, AND CHEERY FIRES ARE OPTIONAL.' ELDRON THE WANDERER TO STOP THE RELAY FILKER MAY STILL TAKE PUNNY OF TIME, AND CHIPS OF THE CHOC-O-LATE KIND. THE RELAY FILKER "GALACTIC HITCHHIKER'S HOOPY COOKIES UNDER CONSTRUCTION ! CONSTRUCTED RECEPIE IS IN CAPITAL LETTERS. PROVIDED ON REQUEST OR CONTACT PROJECT GALACTIC GUIDE www.galactic-guide.com TIMELOYD RICH ~ FIELD RESEARCHER

THIS IS A STORY RECEPE !!!! INGREDIENTS IN CAPITAL LETTERS!! IN A LARGE POT (make sure it is not burning or smoked, and nothing has gone to it), OR BOWL LEAVE 1/2 POUND CUP /225G OF BUTTER, MARGARINE OR SIMILAR LOCAL SUBSTANCE TO GET SOFT while exploring the dimentional location you are in space After returning to it MAKE SURE IT IS SOFT. IF THERE IS A WRAPPER ON IT REMOVE and feed it to a circular file or being that will eat it making sure the being will not eat you. If you are threatened tell it you will give it some Galactic Cookies when finished like Mom did. ADD 1 CUP/185G OF SUGAR, or substance with a simurlar texture,and sweetnes to this on Earth Galactic Hitch Hikers can be very creative at making substitutes with their imaginations, experiences, and The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy . STIR UP THE BUTTER/MARGARINE .AND SUGAR TOGETHER UNTIL CREAMED, but do not let them revolt if they are sentient. You may want to play a game of ball with your butter if it is up to it. Let me know if you do as I am a Field Researcher for the Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy > Project Galactic Guide,as it may be a new sentient life form. ADD 1 TEASPOON OF VANILLA EXTRACT found in a Bean on Earth, Sol III, ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha where it is sometimes bottled up. If another extract is used keep a record of it, and it's effects., NOW ADD 4-5 LARGE TABLESPOONS OR 8 OUNCES ~ 1/2 JAR PEANUT BUTTER as you consider rather you should play them in memory ol all the great times you had , OF PEANUT BUTTER. THE CREAMY type is the best unless you plan on warping out. Then use the Crunchy type to prevent Salt/Protein loss while entering hyperspace as a result of the Matter Transference Beam. MIX IT UP ALOT like a bewildered Galactic Hitchhiker trying to escape a Vogon reading poetry , or a Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast of Traal before remembering they don't belive you exist if you cover your eyes which you can use your towel for, and can't see them, because they believe they exist only when they are seen. Closet Monsters think the same way. LET IT SIT AND CALM DOWN A LITTLE. IN A SEPERATE POT (make sure it is legal to use it to cook in, on some worlds it is against the law to use a pot), or bowl (these are usually legal to use as long as you don't bowl some being over). MIX 2 CUPS OR 560G OR SO OF FLOUR, ACORN MEAL (A nut from the Oak tree on Earth . It is leached> boiling in Hot Water about 2 hours and change every 15 minutes>until no color is left in the water , dried and ground fine), OR WHAT IS USED IN PLACE OF IT ON YOUR WORLD , STIRRING (don't upset it ) 1 TEASPOON BAKING POWDER, AND 1 TABLESPOON BAKING SODA. To commemorate the half baked ideas of Imperial Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox since 1 and 1 is two snd he has two heads, as well as three arms which would be handy if he becomes a telephone operator though he is the best, most obnoxiously dressed, and successfull President the Galaxy has ever had. MIX EVERYTING TOGETHER ADDING THE DRY MIXTURE TO THE WET MIXTURE MERGING THEM TOGETHER as you have merged with the exotic waters on many of the worlds you visited UNTIL you were ONE WITH EACH OTHER. WHEN WELL COMBINED ADD 2 EGGS in honor of the Creator > both spiritialy, and physically, of life and for all the yolks in the white of space . I am sure the Creator has a sense of humor. Just look at the creations, and what happened. MIX WELL COMBINING EVERYTHING remembering the great importance of walking in balance during your journeys through time and space. Now TO ADD 2 CUPS-200G OF OATMEAL. NOTE; IT CAN BE USED TO ABSORB THE POISONS encountered during your travels according to The Bible by _ in II Kings 4;38-42 . Oatmeal with 100 % daily requirements mzkes it really hoopy (altogther complete) . MAKE A LINE DOWN THE CENTER OF THE BATTER but don't do so in anti=gravity or the batter will be up. Remember how many times you walked, and held the line , though this one is harder to walk. AFTER DRAWING THE LINE do not cross it. ADD 1/4 CUP OF OATMEAL ON ONE SIDE OF IT considering the Ying of life COMPLETELY MIXING, THEN ADD 1/4 CUP OF OATMEAL TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LINE considering the Yang of life. IF ANY OATMEAL IS LEFT OVER it can be added as you wish. MIX EVERYTHING COMPLETELY together combining the ying and yang in the Tao of life IN A CLOCKWISE DIRECTION TO BRING POSITIVE ENERGY INTO YOUR DOUGH DRIVING OUT THE NEGATIVE ENERGY WHICH CAN ONLY TRAVEL IN A COUNTER CLOCKWISE DIRECTION. As each side is mixed with itself acknowledge the symbiotic relationship of all iife. Even the insignificent Babel Fish which absorbs Brain Wave energy to enrich itself with. It then excretes a telepatic matrix formed of conscious thought frequences so that you can instantly understand anything being said in any kind of language accoording to the HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy. TAKE 2 CUPS /10 OZ /283 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATE CHUNKS / which are recommended as Chocolate Chunks because they do not melt so fast, and get as soft as CHOCOLATE CHIPS 12 OUNCES / 240 GRAMS so are much better if you can locate them on your planet. PLEASE REMOVE 5 CHUNKS / CHIPS to show honor to the Creator and 4 directions refered to in Native American Tradition on Earth and Zechariah 6 :1-8 in THE BIBLE and which is acknowledged by other traditions in order to respect the Creator and the 4 directions of creation in the Galaxy and the spirit angelitic beings watching over them. NOTE SUBSTITUTIONS FOR CHOCOLATE CHUNKS . Vegetarians may substitute Carob Chips (Potato Chips get soft and do not work), Non Vegetarians Chocolate Chips and Robotic Androids, and Computer beings may substitute Computer Chips. COMBINE THEM WITH THE MIXTURE UNTIL EVERYTHING IS EVENLY MIXED TOGETHER singing a JOYFUL SONG WHILE DOING SO. ' KEEP SMILING, KEEP SMILING NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO . KEEP SMILING , KEEP SMILING THE SUN COMES SHINING THROUGH . KEEP SMILING . KEEP SMILING AND I KNOW YOU WILL FIND. INSIDE EACH GREY CLOUD THERE IS A SILVER MINE ' :^{) or any other song that you feel like singing , or whisling while you work that you may have heard during your Galactic Travels to brighten all the worlds, and each dimention all around you . PRESS THE TOP OF MIXTURE COMPLETELY FLAT remembering all the worlds you had explored and how some of them seemed to have been believed to be flat. One planet was on the back of a Giant Turtle like cloud of gas. http://oposite.stsci.edu/pubinfo/pr/1998/36/index.html ~ Picture Of Turtle In Space LET SET TO ABSORB THE MOISTURE INTO ITSELF. YOU CAN COVER IT WITH YOUR TOWEL, AND STEEP THE FLAVOR IN IT, AND TO KEEP IT FROM DRYING OUT. Go on a short journey , or engage in some activity that will help you to better understand the worlds around you spiritially, and physically and walking in balance with it using it's energy for healing, and hugging the Eart ( feeling its energy coming into your body flowing through you, returning to the Earth and surrounding you until you are one with it ) for awhile. OIL HANDS LIGHTLY, AND USING SPOON MAKE 2 INCH BALLS OUT OF THE DOUGH not spendable on some worlds, and used for trade on others. ROLL THE BALLS AROUND IN YOUR HANDS, or what you use to move objects if you are a being without hands. PUT A THIN LAYER OF PEANUT OIL especially if you like feeling nutty, and like having a good time ON COOKIE SHEETS but do not use them for sleeping, or use the one you use for sleeping to cook with even if it has cookies on it. PUT THE DOUGH BALLS ON THE COOKIE SHEETS, AND FLATTEN THEM OUT like you felt when you had no dough though other substances are used in trade also SHAPING THEM. There is always hope. yet expect the unexpected and it's excitement. REHEAT YOUR OVEN TO 350 F /180 C .COVER COOKIES. IF YOU WANT cover them with your towel (Galactic Hitch Hikers always know where their towel is) until the oven is warm enough, Yes another use for your Galactic Towel. BAKE ABOUT 15 MINUTES OR between 2 sets of TV commercials on Earth as long as they are at least twice a half hour on Earth, or your way of telling time. A sundial made by putting a stick in the ground and marking North from it may not be useful if you have more then one sun, or overcast. WHEN GOLDEN ON TOP THEY ARE DONE. THIS SHOULD MAKE ABOUT 12-18 GALACTIC HITCH HIKER HOOPY COOKIES. HOOPY means all together complete in the Galactic Slang according to the Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. PUT THEM ON A PLATE, AND LET THEM COOL. THEN HAVE A NICE WARM CUP OF COCOA, OR YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGE, AND SOME GALACTIC COOKIES THAT ARE REALLY FAR OUT, AND THE HOOPIEST. :^{ ) ATTENTION ; For those who wonder why I wrote this story recepie and why it is so long. It is to be used not only in creating Galactic Hitch Hiker Hoopy Cookies, but also as something to meditate on, and contemplate during your journeys through the Galaxys, of Time and Space. REMEMBER no matter what happens KEEP SMILIN :^{ ) ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS. Timeloyd Rich ~ GalacticPicnic@WOWmail.com MSN MESSENGER Taimm@community.webtv.net 705 N. Carico Carbondale, Illinois 62901 U.S.A. Earth, Sol III, ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha http://community.webtv.net/Timeloyd/GALACTICHITCHHIKER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GALACTIC INDEPENDENCE POTLUCK PICNIC    EARTH DATE SUNDAY JULY 5,, 2009 from 1 p.m. til 5 p.m. THIS IS AN OPEN INVITATION TO ALL INTELEGENT BEINGS . THIS GALACTIC POTLUCK PICNIC IS GIVEN AS A TRIBUTE TO DOUGLAS ADAMS WHO WROTE THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY series THAT INSPIRED THIS WEB SITE, DIRK GENTLEY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY series, THE MEANING OF LIFF dictionary, AND THE LAST TO SEE on the most endangered species.        YOU ARE INVITED TO THE GALACTIC TRIBUTE POTLUCK PICNIC CARBONDALE, ILLINOIS WEST OF S. ILLINOIS 51 HUCK'S AT THE BLACK LOCUST 1st SHELTER IN EVERGREEN PARK ON PLEASENT HILL ROAD,  CARBONDALE, IL U.S.A. ON PLANET EARTH ~=0          COME AND SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES  DURING YOUR TRAVELS, SONGS, ETC. IT'S POTLUCK SO BRING FOOD, BEVERAGES [--@-]/ FRIENDSHIP, YOUR TOWEL, FUN STUFF, GAMES. MUSIC, ETC. YOU CAN EVEN GO AND FLY A KITE  , ~<>  SHARE AND ENJOY.            THIS EVENT IS RECOMMENDED SUITABLE FOR STAR FLEET - TREK SHORE LEAVE, AND R.A.I.N.B.O.W.   EVERYONE IS TREKKEN SOMEWHERE SO TREK TO THE TREKKEN RAINBOW PICNIC.  SHARE AND ENJOY,   REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER .   GalacticPicnic@Yahoo.com   ~=O    Taimloyd  (618) 457-6424             ~=D   DIRECTIONS TO THE GALACTIC TREKKEN  PICNIC            CO~ORDINATES  EARTH  ZZ9 PLURAL Z A  ~ 37.7248N  ~ 89.1970W EVERGREEN PARK ~ CARBONDALE, IL. U.S.A. EARTH  ZZ9 PLURAL Z A  CARBONDALE, IL. ~ =O 37.7248N ~ 89.1970 W TAKE HIGHWAY 51 ( ILLINOIS STREET ) SOUTH FROM HIGHWAY 13 IN CARBONDALE, IL. U.S.A. TO PLEASENT HILL ROAD . THERE IS A HUCK'S ON THE S.W. CORNER. GO WEST INTO EVERGREEN PARK AND PAST BASEBALL FIELD AND REST ROOMS TO THE BLACK LOCUST 1st SHELTER BY THE LAKE. SALUKI EXPRESS BUS - #1 OR BREAK BUS FROM AMTRACK STATION AND STUDENT CENTER AT SOUTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY IN CARBONDALE, IL. ~ TAKE THE BUS TO THE > EVERGREEN TERRACE EXIT STOP. WALK RIGHT PAST THE LAUNDROMAT TO SECOND PARKING AREA ON LEFT AND GO THROUGH OPENING IN THE FENSE. BASEBALL FIELD IS IN FRONT OF YOU ~ TURN RIGHT. WALK PAST IT AND REST ROOMS TO THE BLACK LOCUST First SHELTER AND GALACTIC TREKKEN PICNIC. SHARE AND ENJOY [O0_} : : : : + YES!!!! GALACTIC COOKIES WILL BE AT ALL THE GALACTIC PICNICS AND EVEN MORE !! :^{ ) KEEP SMILIN GALACIC PICNICS WILL BE HELD ON THE FIRST SUNDAY OF MAY, JUNE , JULY , AUGUST AND SEPTEMBER , 2009 COME, SHARE AND ENJOY. Timeloyd Rich ~<-@ GalacticPicnic@Yahoo.com REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS

MY GALACTIC STAR TREK ACADEMY BIKE WAS STOLLEN !!!! My bike (picture above) was stollen while parked in well lighted bike racks behind Morris Library at Southern Illinois Unversity in Carbondale Illinois U.S.A. It is REGESTRATION NUMBER 0060598 ON BIKE STICKER BELOW THE BLACK SEAT Serial Number B06272316 6-8510-012596 It is Silver with Black back (fender) MURREY CONTOUR MEN'S BIKE with Double Bars from seat to Handle Bar below which is a upside down STARFLEET ACCADEMY window sticker on bottom bar. It has Star Trek Stickers in front and back and sideways Pepsi (looks like Yin Yang symbol) with tail on back bike fender next to Star Trek Sticker. There are wrist controls an Flashlight holder on front handlebars. It has heavy double baskets with key less preasure lock in back center. Can't be opened by a regular key. It resembles a T.A.R.D.I.S. Key. The Bike was a Sacred Birthday Gift !!!! We have journeyed through the stars and I would love to continue the journeys!! Please help me ;^{( VALUE OFF BIKE IS EQUAL TO LIFE , THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING !!!! 42 !! SEE LINK ABOVE FOR PICTUE OF BIKE PLEASE HELP ME LOCATE IT, AS I HAVE A BAD HIP AND NEED IT FOR TRNSPORTATION aHoopyGuy@Yahoo.com Timeloyd Rich 705 N. Carico Carbondale, Illinois 62901 U.S.A.

THINGS AND PLACES THAT GALACTIC HITCHHIKERS MAY FIND HANDY AND ENJOY ON THEIR JOURNEYS :^{)

We have obtained for you an Invitation to the Galactic Olympics, and so will take you there from here. Along the way you will find things, and places that will prove both useful and enjoyable as you journey through life in the universes around you and experience everything.
So REMEMBER to take your Galactic Towel and join us on our journey to the Galactic Olympics and beyond . If possible sign our Guest Book and tell us how you enjoyed the journey . Thanks and Keep Smilin :^{) Timeloyd

ON WALKING THROUGH WALLS There are several ways of walking through walls. The easiest being if the wall is not there to begin with. If it is then it may be a little bit harder but it can be done. The important thing to remember is that it is simply a matter of molecular control. There are spaces between the molecules making up our body, as there are spaces between the molecules making up the wall. The trick is to make the spaces in between the molecules in your body the same distasnce apart as the spaces in between the molecules in the wall . Then your molecules when allighned between the spaces of the molecules in the wall will pass between them and you will then have succssfully been able to walk through a wall. Anothrer way of using Molecular control to pass through a wall is to increase the rate of travel of your moleules so that they will be traveling much faster then the ones in the wall . With molecules traveling at different speeds neither the person nor the wall will be occupying the same space at the same time as the other . This will thus enable the person to pass through the wall and anything else around hi. The increased speed of the molecules it was discovered during a Teleporter accident will enable a person to pass through solid objects, and be unseen by any thing whose molecules are moving slower then it.. WARNING > when using either one of these methods make sure you know what is on the other side of the wall first before walking through it, and into what may be on the other side. Especially if there is nothing there but space which will confuse your molecules and you will not be able to return . You should know how to return before going anywhere Mastering this takes a lot of concentration and patience unless you have the aid of a teleporter. You may discover that the Spiirit can pass through the wall too as Shamens have done for centuries. It has been proven by EKG Testing that Spirit Journeying can be achieved by using Drumming, Chanting, Rattling, and Dancing . You can then discover you won't need your body after all and incorporate it into a spirit dance to walk through the wall . Unless of course you are very hungry and there is something on the other side of the wall you want to drink like Hot Cocoa or Tea, and eat real bad like Galactic Hitchhiker Hoopy Cookies And Other Neat Stuff. Timeloyd Rich Timeloyd@TimeMail.com http://community.webtv.net/Timeloyd/GALACTICHITCHHIKER

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HOOPY GALACTIC HITCHHIKERS CARE ABOUT THE WORLDS AROUND THEM :^{)

COME TO THE GALCTIC OLYMPICS AT OLYMPIC RINGS, AND EARTH OLYMPICS DOWN UNDER IT.

HI THERE !!!! I AM HOOPY THE OXYGEN MOLECULE !!

One time when Timeloyd was stranded without Oxygen I was there to supply it

As the Galactic Hitch Hikers travel through both space and time they will come across things that could prove useful to them in their travels. Here are some. A Galactic Towel isn't included as it is already required of all Galactic Hitch Hikers who will already know where theirs is. However you wiill find other things and infromation to enjoy that may help you journey through the Galaxy in both space, and time. Suggestions will be accepted ! :^{) Be Hoopy :^{) Timeloyd@webtv.net Timeloyd@otakumail.com

HUNGRY ? HAVE SOME GALACTIC HITCHHIKERS FRIED PUFTALOONS AND FRANKS Often times a Galactic HitchHiker may be hungry yet low on funds. This Fried Pufftaloon recepie has come in very useful, and I even fix them at my Pic Nics as a Main Couse. Hydro Biscuts are similar to Pufftaloons.. Add drops of Blue Food Color to H2O/water . INGREDIENTS required are 4 lbs. or so Flour or similar grain, 4 Tbspoons or so of Baking Powder or simuliar raising agent, Water / H2O , Oil, and Beef Franks or similar long meat. Wok, or Deep Fry Pan on Outdoor Fire, or Stove Top Put Flour in a large bowl and mix with a dash of Baking Powder. If making for self I put 3/4 cup full of flour, and add 3 tbs. baking powder. If unavilable you can use the white air born yeast that sticks to Juniper Tree Bearies , Raspberry Canes , and other hard plant matter in a bit. Add water to Flour and keep mixing until it starts to get dry. You can add 1/4 cup Juniper Berries at this time (Then you cover and let it set awhile, and remove berries (kids aregreatfor this) leaving the yeast from them in the mix . Mix adding water until you have a dry flakey dough you can mold. Roll the Flour into 4 inch balls, and flatten. If you have Beef Franks, Hot Dogs, or similar long meat you can wrap the dough completely around the beef frank, or hot dog ast is called on Earth until you can't see it all . I usually roll the spongy dry dough flat to abit longer then a frank wide . Wrap it like your towel around your waiste. By the bye if you take a blanket and wrap the top around your waiste and tuck it in you can reach behind and pull half of it over your head ceating an instant coat. To wrap put the frank on the dough (I shape using finger tips instead of rolling thin). Bend ends over the frank as I call long meat. Then fold one side over and against the frank. Some shreaded cheese can be sprinkled against it before rolling it up. After rolling until completely covered roll back and forth between hands till smooth like you do when creating friction for warmth.... Don't do this if the Frank/Meat is senient unless it requests you to eat it like meat does at The Resterant At The End The Universe. Fill Wok 1/3 full of Oil,or Deep Fry Pan 1/2 full. When oil is hot slowly slide the partially flattened dough ball fry bread / Pufftaloons or wrapped meat into it and simmering until golden brown on one side , turn over and simmer until it is evenly golden brown all over too. Then it is done. Drain oil off , set aside to let cool bit. Eat, and enjoy it. Can be reheated once in Micro... or Time Oven.. . With a bit of practice you can judge amount of flour to water, and how long in oil to cook in more accurately . If fry pan is unavailable make fry bread into 1 -2 inch round real thin flat coins, and put them on hot white ashes which contain salt. Bake short time and turn over til sounds hollow with back of fork. Remove, make a wish and blow the ashes off. Eat ash cakes !!!! I have used this in my travels and pass it on !! Timeloyd hoopyguy@ozoutback.com.au :^{ )

I WANNA PARTY !!!! I WANNA PARRTTYY !!

One day as I was out walking I know it seems hard to believe
A little Green Man came out of the walls as friendly as he could be.
Hi there !!!! Hi there !! said the little Green Man.
Hi thewre , I 'M REALLY QUITE FIT.
Hi there , I 'M HIGH jumped the little Green Man
Let's PARTY AND HAVE FUN ABIT.

DID YOU KNOW THAT ALL OF THE MONSTERS AI'N'T IN SPACE Or roamin lose upon the Planets face ? Watch out when you land and you'll agree too They may be hiddin out deep within you. Why do humans fly through space And on alien worlds play? They escape to new planets by the dozens Are they searching for a missing race, a space family tree And hope to find an Alien cousin. All of the monsters ain't within space ..... So next time you travel through space .... A great Enterprise. You may make a planet fall one day. I'm sure that it'll make a lot of sense. For humans seek adventure through Alien Beings and things. Just so they can build another fense ? All of the monsters ain't within space Or walkin around upon the planets face. Take a look when you land and you will find too They may be learking there .... Deep within you .. HELLP IT"S GOT ME !!!!.. NO I HAVE IT !! . . IT"S IT'S I KNOW >>>> LET'S BE FRIENDS >> I add this as my way of saying everyone should seek to learn from each other rather then judge others by their views. It is more important that we become them before judging them or as Native Americans on Earth saId Walk In The Other Persons Moccasins (Life). Doctor Dale Bengtson (SIU) thought us we should look at the beliefs of the other person as they do to understand them. Seek to learn from other beings instead of building fenses around them and keeping yourself out. Dedicated to Hank WILLIAMS ~ LUKE THE DRIFTER Who provided the idea and inspiration.. Based on the song - 'All Of The Monkeys '. Timeloyd@OlympicMania.net Galactc Philosopher

~ THE GALACTIC PICNIC ~

A Galactic Hiker came down to the Earth
Down to the planet so hoopy.
He smiled as he spread his tow-el out.
And set his time loop key.
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La de da, La da de day
La de da, La day de.
He whistled as he spreaad his towel out.
And set his t-ime loop key.

Well his Lady she had three breasts
From Eroticon III she came - o.
He loved her with all his being
Ecentrica was her name - o.

La de da, La da de day
La de da, La day le ....

Then the Ants came from out their hills.
And the Blashnees from their florse.
But no matter how hard they tried
They just couldn't break the force.

La da da, La da de day
La de da, La day le .....

The Ants brought forth a battering ram
And the Blashnees exploded a glixd,
A lazer gun, and firey zled
Yet the force field stayed fixed.

La de da, La da de day
La de da, La day le ....

Ecentrica and I we rolled with joy
And laughed as we watched them char~age.
Till we rolled over the controls and
An improbability field did discharge.

La de da, La da de day
La de da, La day le ....

The cake became an Anteater
The sandwich a green Kangaroo.
Our drinks became a jellied Whale
And we saw pink Ants that fle-w.

La de da, La da de day
La de da, La day lee
He whistled as he fold=ed his towel up
And then he kissed his gir-l so gaayy=ley. :^ {)

THIS IS AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE
GALACTIC TRIBUTE POTLUCK PICNIC ~
TO HONOR DOUGLAS ADAMS WHO WROTE THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, AND DIRK GENTLEY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY series, THE MEANING OF LIFF, AND LAST TO SEE on the most endangered wild life.

SUNDAY MAY 3 , 2009 ~ PICNICS 1-5 P.M

Picnics are HELD THE FIRST SUNDAY OF EVERY MONTH MAY UNTIL SEPTEMBER

2009 IS THE19TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PICNICS IN CARBONDALE, ILLINOIS U.S.A.
      
THIS IS AN INVITATION TO ALL INTELLEGENT BEINGS TO THE GALACTIC TRIBUTE POTLUCK PICNIC IN CARBONDALE, ILLINOIS WEST OF S. ILLINOIS 51 HUCK'S AT THE BLACK LOCUST 1st SHELTER IN EVERGREEN PARK ON PLEASENT HILL ROAD,  CARBONDALE, IL U.S.A. EARTH ~=0
        
   SUNDAY MAY 3 FROM 1 p.m. UNTIL 5 p.m.

COME AND SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES  DURING YOUR TRAVELS, SONGS, FOOD,  BEVERAGES, FRIENDSHIP, FUN STUFF, GAMES. MUSIC, ETC. YOU CAN EVEN GO AND
FLY A KITE  , ~<>  SHARE AND ENJOY.
     
     THIS EVENT IS RECOMMENDED SUITABLE FOR STAR FLEET - TREK SHORE LEAVE, AND R.A.I.N.B.O.W.   EVERYONE IS TREKKEN SOMEWHERE SO TREK TO THE GALACTIC TRIBUTE POTLUCK PICNIC. SHARE AND ENJOY, 

REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER . ~ =O
  GalacticPicnic@Yahoo.com   ~=O    Taimloyd  (618) 457-6424
 
  DIRECTIONS TO THE GALACTIC TREKKEN  PICNIC

           CO~ORDINATES  EARTH  ZZ9 PLURAL Z A  37.7248N  ~ 89.1970W

Go South from Highway 13 Carbondale, Illinois U.S.A, on Illinois 51 to Pleasent Hll Rd. with HUCK's on S.W. Corner . Go West to Evergreen
Park . Left past Baseball Field and Rest Room
to Black Locust ~1st Shelter next to lake.

SALUKI EXPRESS BUS ~ FROM AMTRACK STATION, STUDENT CENTER ~ SOUTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY. Get off Evergreen Terrace Exit Stop. Go Right past Laundromat to Second Parking Area on Left (east). Go through opening in fence and right past BaseBall Field and Rest Rooms to Black Locust 1st Shelter and Galactic Potluck Picnic. Share And Enjoy.

REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS

:^ {)
THE GALACTIC PICNIC Written by Timeloyd Rich to the song 'Gypsey Rover' Well sort of like it was in 1980 ~

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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER ~ THE MORE YOU SMILE THE SLOWER YOU AGE PHYSICALLY.

I FOUND THIS BABEL FISH SWIMMING AROUND SO PUT HIM IN MY EAR AND WOW I CAN UNDERSTAND ANY LANGUAGE SPOKEN AT ME EVEN IF I DON"T KNOW IT !!!! THANKS BABEL !!

I AM VERY HUNGRY SO AM MAKING A FAR OUT SANDWICH !!!! COME JOIN ME !! A Galactic Hitchhiker needs all the energy they can get because of the many hours traveling through space, and on the trail among the elements including the heat, and the cold. You will need an energy source you can carry with you , and fix quickly when real hungry. During a journey on the Prarie Path surounded by a Galaxy of Fire Flys and Stars as I walked down a ribbon of light the recepie for GALACTIC SANDWICHES came to me, They are neutricious, filling and cost less then 30 Altherian Dollers a day. Even a little Spacey would like them , FIRST TAKE TWO SLICES OF BREAD (Not the kind used in trading. Keep some handy so you don't run out), OR SIMILAR SUBSTITUTE IF YOU CAN REGENERATE IT . I USE WHOLE WHEAT OR POTATO BREAD IF POSSIBLE to make it hoopier. Leave one slice on panel to behind you on one side and the other on the panal in front of you. Make sure you are not doing this near electrical, or computer equipment or yu .... well amyway . SPREAD A THICK LAYER OF PEANUT BUTTER OR SIMILAR NUTTY SUBSTANCE but don't get too nutty. If cruchy peanut butter or mixture is avaiable will add even more nuttiness . I forgot my breakfest today so I covered the PEANUT BUTTER WITH GRANOLA OR GORP (for Grand Old Refreshmebnt Pack > A mixture of Granola, Dried Fruit, and small coloredcandies) PRESS THE GRANOLA INTO THE PEANUT BUTTER TO ADD MORE CRUNCHINESS AND TO ADD A TEXTURE THAT REMINDS YOU OF BEAKFEST. NOW PUT 2 SLICES OF CHEESE FOR THE PROTEIN AND PRESS THE GRANOLA INTO THE PEANUT BUTTER WITH THE CHEESE. Try not to get too Cheessy yourself). Do this in the memory of all the times you overcame great odds and then like the cheese covered yourself with your Galactic Towel). Finding the slice of BREAD you put behind you put it in front of you next to the one in front of you already. This may be difficult if you have more then one head and are looking at both slices at the same time. Anyway TAKE SOME REAL THICK PRESERVES AND SPREAD THEM ON THE SLICE OF BREAD that was behind you but is now in front of you. I SOMETIMES USE THICK BUTTER MADE FROM APPLES ,though once I had some fantastic stuff that was canned by .... Anyway SPREAD THE PRESERVES THICKLY ON THE SECOND SLICE in memory of all the times if you have been preserved from difficult sItuatuons or preserved in them . Now contemplate them like a cloud as you lean back wondering about the other worlds above you in honor of Douglas Adams this guy who writes great books you know. BRING TOGETHER CAREFULLY BOTH HALVES OF THE SANDWICH making it complete and truely hoopy (Altogether complete) like two beings coming togethr to share their energy thus creating a whole complete sandwich filled with energy, and well preserved nutrition . Finally that your Sandwich is finished take your towel out, and spread it on the floor or ground if you have not already placed it on the panel in front of you, and made your Sandwich on it to save it's taste . Now after spreding your towel have a Picnic right there . Put a beverage next to you and as you enjoy your Far Out Sandwich remember all the hoopy experiences you have have had with your towel. REMEMBER A GALACTC HITCHHIKER ALWAYS KNOWS WHERE HIS TOWEL IS. ALSO THE MORE YOU SMILE THE SLOWER YOU AGE PHYSICALLY . There are many beings that may envy you for this reason. SO smile, go for it and have another sandwich on me. :^{) Timeloyd HoopyGuide@warp-10.net

GOOD DAY MY FRIENDS !!!! I AM TIMELOYD RICH, AND THIS IS AN INTERMISSION !!

Lloyd Time Rich ~ Galactic Philosopher and
Wild Food Specialist. WARNING ~ My puns can be worse then the ones in The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy !!!! I also talk in pictures seeing what I say !! Me arriving at Galactic Potluck PicNic loaded down with food I baked, fixins, wok. 2 Gallons Water, KAid, Bar B Q stuff, space pack and my towel .. etc. They are 1 til 5 p.m. First Sunday from May until September ~ Black Locust 1st Shelter - Evergreen Park in Carbondale, Illinois U.S.A. Earth.
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Timeloyd Rich

I THANK YOU FOR JOINING OUR JOURNEY TO THE GALACTIC OLYMPICS WITH US > AND EXPERIENCING THE MARVELS OF THE STAR WAYS .!! . :^{ ) ~ MY ID FILES ~ I am Timeloyd Rich !!!! I am your guide !! THIS IS AN INTERMISSION TO INTRODUCE MYSELF !!!! WE WILL SOON CONTINUE TO THE GALACTIC OLYMPICS AFTER I INFORM YOU THAT I at one time had a T.A.R.D.I.S. Time And Relative Dimentions In Space ~ machine however it was taken away from me by the Time Lords, and I was left in this time period, because I had unknowingly because of my interest and great friendship , and appreciation for Jedediah Armstrong Smith a great fur trader of the 1800's. I provide infromation on him under Journals links I agreed to join a trapping frip in 1826 that he was starting to get a lot of great Beaver plew to trade. I agreed to join him, not knowing he was going to be the first cross country expedition to California from Utah, and thereby my presence could have effected history! Thus the Time Lords of Galifrey have stranded me here (@@They are unaware of Reenactments,and Shamanism by which I can experience the past without a Tardis, but for a much shorter period of time, and they are unable to interpret the infromation ih this area @*@). . Anyway not wanting any more to do with the Time Lords I became a Timeloyd . My name Lloyd is after a very great comedian named Harold Lloyd who I respect highly and include some of his movies in Holograms 1940 Comedy and Classic Movies . My favorite of his is The Fantastic Adventures of Harold Debelbrock ..... Hmmmm Reminds me of Zaphod. My middle initial being T as in Time and no longer being a Timelord I became a Timeloyd, and a Galactic Philosopher / HitchHiker across the universe to Science Fiction Conventions and Rondezvous. When I found out about the Galactic Olympics I decided to take travelors on trips there. I know where my towel is. I always go with it whenever I let it go out. ] :^{) When I got into Japanime , or as it is now called Anime I became Time Lupin or rather Timelupin. Time because of my interest in Time Travel having as Timeloyd ahh.... and Lupin after my favorite Anime male charecter Lupin III (go to Journals for infromation on him, and his ancestor Arsine Lupin ~ Gentleman Theif or Nighthood who Maurice Le Blanc wrote books about - some are in Lupin in Journal ) becoming a double Pun and description of a type of Time Travel. I was born on February 29 ( so I am a Pisces and very spiritial) on a leap year so I am not as old as I seem. I am 428 which is young for a time traveler . I majored in Native American Anthropology at Southern Illiniois University in Carbondale, Ilinois. I have got HI on the back of my left hand in my veins as I am very naturally caring, optomistic., and a bit eccentric. I like the color Tourquise Green, I LOVE LUM and JapAnimation which I trade VDOs of so ask for our list if interested in Anime or trading Videos. Go to my A.C.L.U. AnimeTradeList above ^ my picture . It is followed by my Anime Links. There are more and some on speaking Japanese at the end of my Trade List Site . Right now we have a CONTEST on it . If you are marooned on a planet with only 4 different (charecter/topics) anime which ones would they be? Someone to watch them with you you will`have to provide though I would be glad to do so ]:^[) I will send some things I wrote with Anime VDO orders, and requests to protect all mailing, and serve as large ID Cards as I do with all trades. You can request more of them if you want any more of them . Some are included in this site .I do have Lum Lemon X storys but they must be requestd with copy ID or other signed proof of age . I am a Wild Food survival specialist. and have thought many classes, and done work shops on wild food, and survival . See ForagingThe Edible Wild web site link. I have a great love for baking, picnics, and for experiencing new things. I am very spiritial and respect all life . I like to go to Rondezvous reenactments. Pow Wows, Medicine Wheel Gatherings, Science Fiction conventionns where there are Filk Sings. I like Si Filk music, Jazz, ElvisCountry, Folk. etc.... See Galactic Olympics for more. How come people judge other people by their perceptions without realizing the other person may be hearing and seeing things in the worlds surrounding them they can not see or understand unless they are as open to it as a child. If they encounter something new which I usually find exciting they can do one of 3 things, Asimulate, Deny or Destroy. I asimulate it as much as is possible. I believe the Creator is called Wa-kon-tank-a by the Lakota ~ Indian for The Greatest Mystery. It makes a great Mantra chant to God creator of the many universes and life , and God goes by many names Christ , J_H_O_V_A_H, Lord And Lady honoring all aspects of God and being reflected in us - Male and Female created in His image ~ His- indicates power as Creator has no physical form except in our imaginations) . God goes by many names I know only a few. I will add your name for Creator if you want me to . I will accept and learn from all the positive Traditions and teach others as Creator directs me to on the Sacred road . I do not force my beliefs onto others but will discuss them. The Lakota tradition is like Catholic / Christian tradition according to St. Joseph's Mission in South Dakota. I respect all believers in Creator though they may use a different name for Creator and ceremonies . I joined Pagan, and Shamanic organizations as well as the Blue Army of Fatima out of great respect to Heal The Earth, and Creations .. So why not be more observent and respectful of all Traditions, and beliefs of those around us ? To me Honor Respect, Caring, Sharing, and Courage are the greatest of virtues, and I base my life, and trades upon them. I observe the Lakota Heyoka Medicine Healimg Tradition to heal the Earth and the people and all beings upon it. My beliefs are in this Web Site . I am Pisces ,.so am very spiritial. I am 428 sy or 13 ly . I weigh 130 pounds , and was born Feb. 29 on a leap yeaar. I am about 5 '8" 8", Hazel eyes, with brown hair and salted mustache . My favoote color is greeen like Lum's hair. To me Gay means bubbling over with happiness like a warm bottle of soda suddenly opened. I am only interested in positive women with interests similar to mine yet wanting to learn, listen, and share many new experiences. :^[)~ My site describes me, my philosophys , and interests . There is Galactic spiritial symbalismm withinn it . Hh m I had wanted to write and put some more of my Galactic HitchHiker poems, songs and recepie stories here. However I hear a few great Galactic HitchHiker Hoopy Cookies and some Cocoa calling to me. I have to do alot of baking for Galactic Picnics on First Sundays from May till September in Carbondale, Illinois 1-5 p.m. at Black Locust 1st shelter in Evergreen Park. See Bottom of the Hitchhiker Hoopy Cookies recepie for detailed directions .. They started as a SiFi Club. This will be the 15th year I have held them because I love to bake, I love picnics, sharing and it is too hot to stay home Sunday afterenoons. I am already making a batch of Hoopy Cookies as well as Trekken Double Chocolate Fudge Cake. Pies, U.F.O. Pizza, Pan Galactic Pickled Poke, and fix Hydro Biscuts / Pufftaloons with Beef Franks there. plus Kool Ade, and what ever else i CAN GET THERE ON MY BIKE. I LOOK FORWARD TO IT > WILL BRING SOME GALACTIC HITCH HIKER HOOPY COOKIES IN CASE YOU TURN UP AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IF POSSIBLE ON THE ROUNDAABOUT OR HEARING FROM YOU> OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. PROBLEM I HAVE WITH WEBTV REMOTE KEYBOARDS HOLDING IT IN LEFT PALM WITH MY MY THUMB NEXT TO CAPS LOCK SHIFT I ACCIDENTLY HIT... I can hear the Hoopy Cookies calling me, and their smell is teasing my nose now so I am having some Hoopy Cookies , a nice mug of Cocoa, and watching some Japanese Animation I trade. I enjoy them as much as I am a Chocoholic . I won't touch Tobacco accept in a Ceremonial Pipe with Sage, and dislike Alchaholic beverages except at Rondezvous Reenactments when passed to me in a period Jug. My Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster recepe was( See pggb link s) created at a Rondezvous, and I liked it. I don't allow any Smoking, and Alchoholic Beverages in my house I consider very sacred and a temple and accept for use during Sacred ceremonies with me. I ask visitors to remove shoes to show respect and to balance the energies within the house . For more information see Timeloyd's Important Papers after Galactic Hoopy Cookies near begining of this web site. Now for the Hoopy Cookies ,and Hot Cocoa..... Thay are so delicious and big..Hmm LET'S SEE!!!! FAR OUT CHOCOLATE PANCAKES . Cocoa has powdered Milk/Whey in it. ADD 2 CUPS OF COLD COCOA in place / of MILK to 3 Cups Flour Mix or in any Pancake recepie (that includes 2 tbs. sugar, 2 tbs. Baking Powder, 1 Tespoon Salt). It would be great when camping. ADD 1 EGG, and MIX everything together positively. DROP A DAB IN A HOT GREASED/OILED SKILLET. I use alot of butter. WHEN EDGE BUBBLES ADD REST OF BATTER FOR PANCAKE. WHEN IT"S EDGE BUBBLES AND IT SLIDES TURN IT OVER ~ ROTATING RAISE PAN UP AND DOWN TILL PANCAKE BOUNCES. THEN FLIP SO IT COOKS EVENLY TIL DONE. ADD OIL IF NECESSARY SO PANCAKE DOSEN'T BURN BUT NOT SO MUCH IT SPLASHES WHEN PANCAKE LANDS. I REALLY LIKE FLIPPING PANCAKES. SERVE AND ENJOY. :^() OPTIONAL - Use 2 Cups of Egg Nog which has the Egg already in it in place of Cocoa / Milk. Too bad I can only get it at Christmas time. I will make some hoopy Far Out Chocolate Pancakes and some Happy Soppy Hoppy Hoopy Chocolate Gravey (recepie below) for them or to put on some nice hot biscuits for Biscuits and Chocolate Gravey. ;^{) Keep Smilin ]:^{) Timeloyd Rich Timeloyd@TimeMail.com GalacticResource@RespectThePlanet.com 705 N. Carico Carbondale, Illinois 62901 U.S.A. Earth, ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha MSN / WEBTV MESSENGER BUDDY ONLY Timeloyd@webtv.net Taimloyd@webtv.net LIFE WITH LUM > LUM !!!! Have Ten flame on, and light the Bar B Q. Rei has made a Bull out of himself again, and he is still hungry !! LUM it's fantastic holding you as we are floating in the sky, but do we have to do it during an electric storm? My ANIME TRADE LIST , Contest, and Links to Anime and SPEAKING JAPANESE are at http://community.webtv.net/Timelupin/TRADELISTAnime You can access my Foraging The Edible Wild site ~ http://community.webtv.net/Taimloyd/FORAGINGTHEEDIBLE NOW LET'S CONTINUE ON OUR JOURNEY!!!! I HAVE GOT YOUR TRANS~DIMENTIONAL TICKETS TO THE GALACTIC OLYMPICS !! YOU WILL RECEIVE THEM WHEN WE ARRIVE FOR SECURITY REASONS :^{ ) PLEASE SIGN GUEST BOOK AT THE END Keep Smilin ] :^{) Timeloyd Rich GalacticResource@libraryreference.com

HAPPY SOPPY HOPPY HOOPY CHOCOLATE GRAVEY This is great on warm Biscuits and Pancakes. It makes me smile, and feel great thus the name I gave them. Then I am a Chocoholic too and love Cocoa almost as much as Princess LUM from Uru . She may join us at the Galactic Olympics . MIX TOGETHER (If you know other and Alien measurements add or inform me and I will add it to the recepie. :^{) 1 Cup / 1/4 Litre or 250 ml SUGAR or similar 4 Tablespoons POWERED COCOA 1 Tablespoon FLOUR 1 Tablespoon BAKING POWDER 2 Tablespoons SALT or Salted Meat Drippins. Add BUTTER (later ) if not using Drippings. Stir everything together while happily singing or humming a favorite song to make the food look and feel good . Stir until everything is evenly mixed and there are no lumps in it. Pour into a Pan you will heat in. Pour over it 1 Cup of MILK . I am considering using IF f run out of Milk 1 cup cold COCOA instead . Mix everything together evenly . Bring to a boil stirring clockwise to get rid of any hidden lumps , and also to bring in positive energy to the food . When it boils turn down and simmer as low as you can while stirring as you are singing happily .pictureing the happiness going into your food so every being who eats it will have a brighter day. Continue simmering , singing , and stirring testing it's consistency with a spoon every now and again. When it rolls off the spoon without running the consistncy is right, it has passed the test . Add a Dalop of Margaine/Butter to it then . A Dalop is 1 > 2 (depending on size) real full reg . spoons Daloped (drop drop) into the mixture Stir in completely in clockwise direction. Test . Scoop it over Hot Biscuits or Pancakes like a Gravey Sauce . If left out in pan and no one gets to it first it can carmalize and be used as a spread on Bagels and other hard rolls . Enjoy Happy Soppy Hoppy Hoopy Chocolate Gravy and have a real beautiful day . KEEP SMILIN :^{) Timeloyd Rich Taimloyd@webtv.net Hoopy according to the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy means altogether complete. A Frod is someone who is altogether complete. CHOCOLATE PANCAKE RECEPIE RIGHT ABOVE THIS RECEPIE . ENJOY THEM :^{) OTHER GALACTIC RECEPIES CAN BE FOUND AT THE GALACTIC OLYMPICS (AFTER OLMPIC RINGS)

IN A TIME WHEN ANIMALS WALKED AND TALKED LIKE MEN, A COYOTE APPEARED , said The Storyteller. He did not seem very beautiful, but he thought he was and that no one was as wonderful and magnificent as he Thus Coyote walked the Earth to make The People laugh , and understand themselves better. Giving way to his desires he would make a fool of himself . He had many friiends who often though they became annoyed with him realized that the Creator had plaed him here for a reason. To show the Greatest Mystery's children that there were many ways to look at the world about them and not to forget this. For by doing so thy would walk from the Sacred Red path into the path of darkness.and the world they knew would make less and less sense until it was held together only by their desires and imaginations. Just a single thread that could be broken or strengtened by their belief opening themselves and walking on the Sacred Path. If they strayed from it they would hurt themselves and those arround them. Fools made of the desire to be controlling of those around them . To make things the way they want without opening their eyes to see the other Sacred Paths around them, and walk upon them . Thus Coyote felt. Thus Coyote came to teach . There are many paths that lead to the Sacred Road but you must be open to all the worlds around you and search to understand them in order to find them and the Sacred Red Road to the Greatest Mystery Creator. Often times Coyote would wander from the Sacred Path and make a fool of himself thereby teaching those around him. . Sometimes he would seriously hurt himself , or even kill himself because of his foolishness. Still his neighbors and friends would help him and bring him back to life by dancing over and around him in a Sacred Manner 4 times. They knew that it was his purpose to teach them, and that Coyote could not die until the Greatest Mystery Creator desired it and he had fullfilled his purpose on the Earth . Knowing all this Coyote walked among the People. He knew that he was the Sacred Clown and he showed the importance of being there . Coyote thaught of the insect peoples and how there were so many of them in places the People would not expect. The storyteller paused, and turned over a revealing an insect. Then he continued . Coyote felt bad because people had lost respect for Greatest Mystery Creator and life. He was happy for it was a beautiful day . He saw Greatest Mystery Creator in it, but he wasn't happy as he usually was. A disease had spread among the People. Coyote had difficulty fighting it for the disease no longer recognized any of the importance of the 4 leggeds , flyers, swimmers, two leggeds, plant and insect peoples. There was a time when a tiny insect's bite opened the ideas .. the eyes of the people to the Creator, and the importance of walking the Sacred Red Path. Now they had lost this for the People who had the disease no longer believed in walking the Sacred Path, and of Respecting all life . They no longer made any offerings when they used something from the Earth Mother who Greatest Mystery Creator has provided . The disease came from straying from the Sacred Path. It now caused people to become blind to the teachers like Coyote who walked among them and the teachings he showed them . They no longer sought to learn from Coyote because they did not see he was from the Greatest Mystery Creator . One day as Coyote sat in his lodge a woman of the Buffalo Tribe came to him . She showed him that the ancient Sacred Ways had not been lost . When she came across a dead being or injured tree she said a prayer and made an offering in thanksgiving for it's existence . This also ensured their travel to the next world where they would never die again , only sleep when they were tired.or injured and then be healed. She showed him how the tree people talked among themselves as they watched everything around them. The spirits that watched over them she asked for assistence. Coyote was still Coyote no matter how he looked or what he did, and he learned and thaught the Greatest Mystery Creator's children through his words and actions opening their eyes to the worlds around them and the importance of respect for all beings no matter what they looked like or if they did things differently from them . Thus he sought to teach them to walk on the Sacred Red Road. 'I am Coyote ' he thought. He fell in love with the Buffalo Walksout Woman . They speant much time learning from each other and teaching the People. She was to become Coyote Woman but the disease took her away from him .Then Coyote knew once more why Greatest Mystery Creator put him here and then he traveled among the People once again. I am coyote. AHO ! Turning Bear Rich> HoopyGuide@warp-10.net

HOW TO GIVE YOUR PLANET AN EARTH HUG :^{) ThE HUMAN BODY LIKE TREES DIRECTS ENERGEY FROM THE EARTH TO THE SKY !!!! When you hug someone or even a tree that energy flows through you both as a great healing power that you can accept, and use. I am sure you have felt it. Monsigneour CLoos refered to Hugs as as a laying on of hands, and Sun Bear said ,'You have seen, and experiened the Sacred Energy. It flows through you body, and by centering...in a respectful way you can give it to other beings, and all creations. Even to the Planet.you are on , and help to heal it. This is how it is Sacred ". First Smudge yourself if possible to purify yourself from negativity and remove all of it. This is done by burning Sage, or a mixture of it, Then directing the smoke all over you visualize the Negativity vanishing lke burning litmus paper. You can also purify anything you wantr your shelter, Hitch Hiking equipment, and even your transportation, bed, or whatever . Anyway that is not what this is about. Feel it ! After smudging yourself go to an area where you can feel the planet under your feet, and sky above you. Remove your shoes if possible. Now stand comfortably with your feet apart, and palms or similar facing parallel with the Planet you are on which I may call Earth, out of the habit of doing so on my home world where it is considerd mother. With the palms of your hands or what you use for them are paralell to the planet feel the energy flowing upward from it . If you want you can then bring it over your body after making a ball out of it and purify yourself similar to Tai Chi. Now take the energy flowing up from the Earth into your left palm as it rises into it flowing up your arm to your sholder and filling your entire body with it's beautiful energy. Feel your body glowing with it, and now see the energy flowing out your right sholder to your right arm and palm back to the Earth . If you do not have shoes on you can also take it in your left foot, and out your right foot. Can women do it with their ? Anyway see the rnergy flowing into the Earth and back up into your body again over, and over inro your left palm, foot, and filllig your body seeing it taking on a beautiful appearence making you glow. Feel the energy, and light flowing up into your left palm, foot and _ flowing io and throughout your body as you feel it's energy increasing. If you know hoe to use a crystal it may increase even faster. Then let it flow out your right side back into the ground. Now see this beautiful light flowing hrough the Earth as it still flows through you for it has not stopped. See the beautiful light filling the Earth or Planet you are on with healing energy increasing as it moves throughout. See this energy coming in your left side and out your right and surrounding the planet, and you with it's beautifully magnificent glowing light of emergy. Keep doing this taking the beautiful energy in your left side and fiilling your body with it and letting it flow and journey throughout, and out your right palm continuously. With some experience you can do this walking on the ground shoeless but the foot taking and the one releasing the energy must be in contact with the Planet hen doing it, and your palms must be paralell with the ground. HMMM.. i WONDER IF THAT IS WHY THE ANCIENT eGYPTIANS WALKED LIKE THAT, Oh yes Now as the beautiful energy of light still flows throughout you see it flowing through out the Earth or Planet you are on and covering it and yoursel with energy and it' s light completely until all you can see is the light surrounding you and the planet and you are one in balance with the Earth/ Planet. Do you know a place where the Planet is sick, or needs a healing, or the beings in that area could benefit froma healing . Picture a band aid, or similar protective device in any appearence you want over that area. Now see this protective band of light glowing, growing, and healing the Earth with beautiful energy, and everything under the energy. You can contol it's height. Feel the energetic light flowing into your body, filling it, and dancing joyfully around and all over and inside you. Feeling it's healing energies filling you, surrounding you and the Planet with light. Continue seeing the light flowing thoughout the Planet and you covering you with it's bright healing energy and light until you can not see your shape, nor that of the planet looking down for the light and energy surroundig and flowing all over and throughout.! You. can now if carefull walk in the light of the energy a it flows throughout you taking it in your left foot as it contacts the ground, and releasing it as your right foot touches the ground for all positive energy travels in a clockwise direction left to right when healing except when blocked by man made objects. I now share something very Sacred with you. The Lakota Indian name of God Creator WAKANTAKA. It can be chanted as a medtation, mantra, during this and other ceremoniews, but must always be repeated 4 times for the Creator is a Spirit and can not be seen as our voices, and the 4 times represent the 4 directions of the Earth/Planet which you can face during the ceremony as I often do, and meditating on the meaning of each seeking to learn from the Spirit Angels that watch over them, and all the others watching over all the other creations included in the 4 directions, and give thanksgiving to the Creator for the flyers, swimmers, crawlers, the four leggeds. the two leggeds the plant beings and everything above, upon and below.It's very Sacred !!!! OUR EARTH HUG IS DONE.... AHO !!!! MITAKUYE OYASIN !! .. HoopyGuide@warp-10.net Timeloyd Rich 705 N, Carico Carbondale, Illinois 62901 U.S.A. Earth , Sol III, ZZ9 Plual Z Alpha Timeloyd@webtv.net Timeloyd@hotmail.com

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LOOK OUTSIDE EVERYONE !!!! THERE'S PRINCESS LUM OF PLANET URU !! SHE'S ON HER WAY TO THE GALACTIC OLYMPICS !!!! LET'S JOIN HER THERE !!

SEE YOU AT THE GALACTIC OLYMPICS LUM !!!!

COME FLYING WITH ME ! :^{) t LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE COUNTRY LET'S GO FLYNG OVER THE SEA LETS GO FLYING OVER THE NATION OH COME AND GO FLYING WITH ME.. We can jump off all the mountains For if we miss thye Earth you'll see. As we go flying over the planet Just how easy this flying can be. LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE OCEAN LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE SEA LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE NATION OH COME AND GO FLYING WITH ME. We can soar among all the clouds And play tag with the birds, and the bees. We can grab fish from the ocean Let's go racing the wind in the trees. LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE OCEAN LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE TREE' LETS GO FLYING OVER THE WORLD OH COME AND GO FLYING WITH ME Let's go dancing among the clouds Take a shower in a spring rain We've missed the Earth and we're flying Let's go up and signal a plane, LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE OCEAN LET'S GO FLYNG OVER THE SEA LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE PLANET OH COME AND GO FLYING WITH ME. Let's all go shaping the clouds And flying with the geese so free. We'll have a wonderful time Oh please come flying with me .... LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE COUNTRY LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE TREE' LET'S GO FLYING OVER THE WORLD OH COME AND COME FLYING WITH ME. FLYING The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy has this to say about FLYING. The knack of flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss ....and the willingness not to mind that it is going to hurt (if you fail and don't miss the ground) .. You have to have your attention distracted by something else when you are halfway there so that you are no longer thinking about falling ,or the ground....you will miss the ground completely , and remain bobbing above it.. NOTE; DO NOT LISTEN TO WHAT ANYBODY SAYS AT THIS POINT AS YOU MAY END UP BELIEVING THEM AND THEY WILL THEN BE SUDDENLY RIGHT. DO NOT WAVE AT ANYBODY. This was witten by Timelupin Rich of A.C.L.U. Anime Counciling Larger Universes to the song "My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean". Timeloyd@hotmail.com HoopyGuide@warp-10.net LIFE WITH LUM > LUM! I think holding you as we float through the air is fantastic. But do we have to do it during a lightning storm. :^{0 http://community.webtv.net/Timelupin/POKEMONLUMADVENTURE

HAVE YOU NOTICED IT .... .. THE GREAT 42 CODE !!!! THIS EXPLAINS IT !! Have you noticed the 42 code I have put in my web site .... You can see it here if you have noticed it .. In order to make the web site enjoyable to all beings including those who both are very observent, and like to count the 42 code was added to this site !!!! They can figure out how many times it appears !! Both types appear here so you can see them .... Remember 4 2 is the Answer To Life The Universe and Everything For more infromation on the meaning of 42 contact Deep Thought For The Answer ~ http://www.empirenet.com/~dljones/ .. AHO ]:^{) IF YOU LIKE THIS GALACTIC RESOURCE .... VISIT MY GUEST BOOK AT THE END ..

ATTENTION EVERYONE ~ WE ARE APPROACHING THE GALACTIC OLYMPICS !!!! I HAVE YOUR TRANS~DIMENTIONAL TICKETS READY FOR YOU , BUT FIRST LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEM BEFORE YOU OPEN THE CONTAINERS !!

HERE ARE YOUR TRANS ~ DIMENTIONAL TICKETS TO THE GALACTIC OLYMPICS.
If you hold one at just the right angle it will seem to shimmer and look like a beam of sunlight. . Because it has the consistency of a beam of sunlight it must touch you in order for it to be used. In order to get around beings misusing them now the minute your eyes touch the ticket it bonds itself to you and can not be used by anyone else . Although the tickets are Trans ~ Dimentional they must be on you in order for you to get through the force field into the Starium.
It's viabration has been set so that you will be able to materialize in your seat at the Starium.This also helps if you forget where your seat is . Then just touch the ticket where the ticket bonds to you such as your forhead and you will then only materialize on your seat even if another being has decided to start sitting in it . If this happens touch your ticket twice so you can not be removed from your seat .., Touch your ticket four times to release bond to your seat if you want to get up again. Every being with a ticket is bond to it , and it to their seat .
Since when it bonds to you it adopts your bodys viabrations no one else can take them from you as they could not use them even if they did which is not possible . Because of this Ushers are not present. Only Vendors who will visit you if you think about getting something and don't want to get up as most of them are telepatic. The Trans ~ Dimentional Ticket can be used in some Galactic Olympic purchases .They'll explain that when it is neccessary . We are unable to do so .
After they expire your Trans~Dimentional Ticket will disolve and produce a nutritious by product .
As we did not know if the expiration date began from first contact with the ticket when it bonded to you, or arrival we didn't give them to you earlier .
Ah a Question ,,,,You can touch the ticket three
times and nothing will happen in case you will accidently touch it when clapping time ..
HAVE A GALACTIC OLYMPICS EVERYONE!!!!
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After getting a snack to enjoy return yourself to your seat for The Galactic Olympics>. It should be interesting !!!! Beings from many worlds are here to participate .... Zaphod Beeblebrox is presiding , but is not here yet,and He will probably make some kind of spactacular entrance !! Well Guy he does have two heads > and he is this cool guy you know .. You know we can't begin the Inter- Galactic Olympics until Zaphod Beeblebrox the Guest of Honor has arrived here Guy. I Wonder how he'll come in, and I can hardly wait to experience it. As we are waiting for the games to begin tell us what you think of Zephod Beeblebrox as President Imperial Galactic Government, Doesn't that spell pig ? Don't let him hear you say that ! He is eccentric, but he is still the best President this Galaxy has ever had, despite his eccentricity. Did you know Guy, that he is running for President again? His opponent is Eccentrica Gallumbets the thriple brested whore of Eroticon VI She once described Zaphod as the best ... Careful Guy !!!! There might be children listening. Anyway now she is running against him !! Very Interesting !!!! It's two heads against three breasts. , Ha Ha !! Tell us something about the President of the Galaxy. Well everybody knows Zaphod ,,,,,,He is this cool guy you know. !!!! Yes !! Check this out for more infromation on the

By the way Guy how come the food is being supplied by a Japanese company from the planet Earth? Well actually it is beingt supplied by the Princess Lum from the planet Uru. She has this great crush on this Earthling she calls Darling. Anyway she somehow made arrangements to have it all transported to the Galactic Olympics, and got a Japanese Catterig company to supply it. I forget who brought it here. Well !!!! I do admit it is pretty good, though I am not used to eating with the sticks that came with it. Try one of these snacks! Oh by the way I heard that Zaphod has a new Campaign Song. While we are waiting for Zaphod to show up and start the Olympics I would like to play it. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO SHOW THAT WE SUPPORT ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX ONLY> WE MUST SUPPORT BOTH SIDES OF THE POSITIONS >>>> I MEAN >>WE HAVE TOO ! That's all right Guy! She was asked to supply her Campaign song which we will play later if she can get a copy to us here before the end of The Galactiic Olympics. Well here goes ....

Who can keep your mind off all yor prob o lems, and sin ? And yet trys to get away with about everything ? Why it is Zaphod Beeblebrox, Zaphod Beeblebrox he is the one. Zaphod Beeblebrox,,Zaphod Beeblebrox in the end he will have won. Who is it that said, "Two heads are better tyhen one?" He'll overcome three breasts when the voting is one ! Why it is ..... Who is the greatest con man in the known Galexy? Worst dressed sentirent being seven years, 8 to be Why it is .... Which Galactic President stole the Heart OF Gold? Invented Pan Galactic Gargle Blastrs to make our problems old ? Why it is .... So come all you beings of this amazing Galaxy Vote for Zaphd Beeblebrox the President to be. Go and VOTE > ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX .... ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX HE IS THE WON. ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX THE BEST PRESIDENT AGAIN WHEN HE WILL HAVE WON !!!! ZAPHOD .... ZAPHOD .. GO GO GO ZAPHOD .... ZAPHOD .. WIN WIN WIN YAAAA ZAAAPPPHOD HOORAY YAAAAAA 1111 This recording has been made possible by the Zaphod A Beeblebrox For President Society OR ZABFPS which means, " The more eccentric the better !" Zaphod Can !! Zaphod Can ! ! RA RA RAAAA !!

I did not know that Zaphods middle initial was A guy! You mean A not A GUY , after all you were talking to me and my name is Guy. Anyway to continue I think it was not an initial but meant A Beeblebrox like A President . Then with Zaphod you never know. He is just this guy ! Yes the common..... Ah un common man Guy ! Scrolling gets teadious sometimes don't you think? Yes Guy if there was only some way around it.! Well hear that yelling !!!! I think that Zaphod Beeblebrox has arrived to begin the ceremonies !!

SOMEONE HAS TAKEN OVER THE SOUND SYSTEM > AND IS EVEN NOW BROADCASTING ON IT !!!! IS IT ? CAN IT BE ZAPHOD HIMSELF?

THERE'S A TOWEL IN MY SPACE PACK A place that I must see. I don't know where I'm goin Through this Galaxy. But I do know where my towel is For a Hitch Hiker I will be As I wander through out This wonderous Galaxy. There is a planet amist the star ways That you must see. Where the worlds were created There for Postertity. Oh yes ! Zaphod did go there, And all of us did to. No matter what did happen. Zaphod knew just what to do.

I THINK IT IS A BEEBLEBROX SUPPORTER !!!! SOMEBODY CHECK IT OUT!! There once was a great time. Long before my birth. A world was created That they called THE EARTH . It was created to find the answer To the question Forty Two? But then the Volgons destroyed it To put a space highway through. It was a great disaster Caused by that Volgon crew For they destroyed the question To the answer Forty Two. We managed to ecape then As we hitched a lift Experiencing a most wonderous Great Galactic trip. There is a Resterant there Where time stands still. On a very long forgotten Mag-ra-te-aan hill. Zaphod stole a space craft At the end of time. He bout flew it into a Sun Let's go for it one more time. Hey !!!! Let go of me !! What do you think you are doing.? President Beeblebrox is a friend of mine !!!! He said I could use the sound system if I wanted too.!! LET ME GO !!!! ZAPHOD WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!! DNA 4FR HoopyGuy@space.com

LISTEN TO THE MUSIC GUY ¾•

HEY WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ? There are some people here in Tie Dyed Space Suits !!!! They are so very bright they look like Rainbows !!

Hey Guy something seems to be happening on the field. It looks like a giant marching band, and they seem to be carrying some thing or some one in the middle. It does not seem like Zaphod would ....

Speakup I CAN'T HEAR YOU ! THE NOISE IS SO LOUD ! WHY THERE ARE 16 TIGER STRIPPED PLANES FLYING IN FORMATION OVERHEAD. THEY ARE NOT LISTED> WHAT
ARE THEY DOING HERE ? JUST A MINUTE!
. LET ME ADJUST THE SOUND BARRIER ' S CONTROLS SO I won't have to yell to be heard ..

Every one can now hear us better too.... Do you know what kind of show they are putting on? I
think they are from Uru, Princess Lum's planet.
It's a really interesting place especially during their Ball Festival. According to the Hitchhikers Guide To The Universe .... URU The planet Uru is known to intergalactic truckers as THE BIG TIGER because of their obsession of the planet's inhabitants with decorating everything with Tigar stripes, and also because of the size, of their Planet's Lord Ruler.
The planet Uru is best known for the annual iocal Demon / Gods Ball Game consisting of throwing balls into baskets on two raised platforms being steadied by a represenative of each team. until one basket is full. . Prizes are given to the winning team, and the member of a team who is the greatest fool.
Didn't Ataru Morabishi Lum's fiance win that?
Then follows a fantastic 3 day festival - This is a must for the Galactic Hitch Hiker !!!! NOTE : This entry is currently being updated so DON"T LOSE IT ! !
(Added to LUM"S CRISPED CHERRY CAKE story recepie which along with others is available as well as Anime from the owner of this web site).

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WOW LOOK AT LUM DANCING !!!!! CALM DOWN GUY !!

Now.... Guy she is a Princess and she says she is married to her Darling.. HEY!!!! SOMETHINGS GOING ON ON THE FIELD !!

EVERY ONE! There seems to be a lot of activity on the field Guy. Oh Wow !!!! It looks like a huge marching band made up of beings from lots of different planets. Ah yes !!!! It is scheduled !!
It seems they are made up of beings from 42 different planets in their native outfits..... Some even look ceremonial.. Guy they seem to be carrying something in their midst. It looks like a stretcher. Well Guy it seems too simple for some one like Zaphod.
The formations of those tiger stripped planes are fantastic. Look at that movement. That's really interesting . The Con tail of that plane looks like a naked wo ....oh yes the kids..
Just a minute someone is getting out. Yes he is , he is jumping out of the plane. I can't believe it.
IT LOOKS LIKE ELVIS !!!! The white high collered Sequinned Jump Suit , the hair, and everything, even .. Hey he's got two heads!! That's not Elvis. It's him Elvis .... I mean ZAPHOD HAS FINALLY ARRIVED !!
Now will you look at that. He has blue, and red smoke coming out of his heals . What is he holding there Guy ? Yes! !!! Yes It is !! He is carrying the Olympic Tourch , and HE IS HOLDING IT WITH
TWO HANDS WHILE IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS LIGHTING IT WITH HIS OTHER RIGHT HAND.
I guess that extra hand is useful after all. You
know this reminds me of an old John Denver song.
Now he is waving the torch over his head. I can see the flame, but it seems to be enclosed. Maybe he was checking it .
That was a Trampoline they were carrying not a stretcher. OH NO ZAPHODS CHUTE FELL OFF !!!! HE'S FALLING FOLKS. ZAPHOD IS IN FREE FALL !! Guy calm down. He is headed right for the trampoline. Now will you look at that! He did 4 double flips hit the trampoline in the center of it, and did 2 more and landed perfectly standing on his feet with the Olympic Torch raised over his heads. Well now .... Will you look at those Gals escorting him to the Olympifc Flame? They seem to be .. Y0O{ !!!! They are topless, and oh my
KIDS CLOSE YOUR EYES !! He is looking at them both at the same time and smiling. I can't hear what he is saying to them, O.K.!!!! Here we go !!
Zaphod is opening the torch and lighting the Olympic Flame....The Galactic Olympics are in effect, and ah .. Zaphod just threw a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on the Olympic flame. I think he has discovered eternal light. WWOW he did
not disappoint us. What a show !!!!
I wonder if the Olympics will be as exciting Guy !!
`:^{ )

I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING. SO BE RIGHT BACK !!!! O.K. GUY

What are you doing with that Potato Guy? ~ Well aqhh when I go hitchhiken I take a Potato along with me. After I get my ride I start chawing on the Tater. The Driver asks me why, I will tell him that I am hungry. Usually I will get a meal as a result of eating a Potato!!!! ~ It figures Guy !

AMAZING !!!! I WISH THEM LUCK WHERE EVER THEY GO !!!! PSYCIC BUNNIES HOORAY !! Well back to the GalacticOlympics. It has been very exciting here as the events proceed.... Well this event is the Shot Put. Do you realize how far that ball has to go ? Wait a minute !!!! What's going on? Something is happening on the field !! Yes I can see it. The Klingon's have an Enterprise Crewman pinned against the wall for supposedly saying they couldn't throw the length of 90 tribbles Well they didn't did they? True but they really hate Tribbles !!!! Whats happening now? It looks like an obstruction is appearing in the field !! It seems to be a Blue Police Box. Now a guy is walking out of it with a slouch hat and large flowing Scarf . What is he ?

Have you ever had TIME LORD CAKE ? NO GUY !!!! I haven't !! Here is the recepie !!!! You must get the Jelly Babys from The Doctor, or provide your own !! INGREDIENTS AND INSTRUCTIONS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS !!!! TIME LORD CAKE WAS CREATED BY LLOYD T. RICH = TIMELOYD timeloyd@excite.com 705N.Carico Carbondale, Ill.62901 HoopyGuide@warp-10.net MIX TOGETHER 1 1 LB. 225 OZ./18.25OZ / 517 G PACKAGE OF WHITE CAKE MIX ,If any Travelor can provide me with ingredients and amounts to create a White Cake mIx to use it will be added with Credit . Note that Time is relative, and yet not related to you ....ADD 1 3.4 OZ./96 g. BOX PISTACHIO PUDDING for any T.A.R.D.I.S. sickness, and because Timelords are sometimes nutty. Mix together in a clockwise direction to add positive energy to it while thinking of beautiful thoughts, places, things, etc . IN A SEPERATE BOWL PUT 2 EGGS for the ones laid by puns and all the yolks. I BREAK THE EGG SHELLS BY TAPPING LIGHTLY ON THE BOWL TO CRACK THEN SLOWLY , THEN TWISTING TOP,AND BOTTOM IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS WHILE SEPERATING SHELL AND RELEASING THE EGGS. Don"t let them escape unless they are sentient beings.They do hate so being mixed up. STIR IN 1/4 CUP / 100 ML.PEANUT OIL as Time Lords can be slippery sometiimes, 1 1/2 CUP / 400 ML. GINGER BEER OR 2 / 500 ML. CUPS GINGER ALE The Doctor > a TimeLord likes Ginger sodas alot . CITRUS OR MOUNTAIN SODA CAN BE SUBSTITUTED TO CREATE IN IT A GREENER APPEARENCE . ADD 2 KIWI FRUIT OR FAIRY FRUIT . It is green on insides and fuzzy brown on the outside because it came from Fairyland I am told. The Kiwi Fruit represents all of the times, and the dimentions you travel through. TimeLords can be fruity like Jelly candies so have a jelly, and then continue on !!!! MERGE TOGETHER THE DRY MIXTURE AND WET MIXTURE like combining Yin and Yang STIRRING CLOCKWISE to increase the positive energy in it . While doing so ADD ABIT OF ASSRTED PUNS, AND A BIT OF HUMOR. They may take the cake so keep an eye on them . Two if you have two heads. MIX EVERYTHING TOGETHER CAREFULLY, AND LET MIXTURE REST ABIT AND REGENERATE ITSELF (like a TimeLord regenerating themself into a new body POUR THE ENTIRE MIXTURE INTO A SQUARE PAN because some TimeLords are square in their view on life > Some other beings are too !!!! ROUNDING OUT THE CORNERS AND THEN THE CENTER OUTWARDS like a T.A.R.D.I.S. Time And Relative Dementions In Space machine traveling through time and space !!. PUT THE PAN IN YOUR Timewave oven which cooks via a reverse time loop and set it to be done a minute after you put it in so you do not have to wait long to enjoy it's aroma and taste WARNING ~ DO NOT SET TIME WAVE OVEN BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN OR IT WILL BE LOST IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM . IN A REGULAR OVEN PREHEATED TO 350 DEGREES PUT IN AND LEAVE TILL A BROWN CRUST FORMS ON TOP AND IT PULLS AWAY FROM THE SIDE ` ABOUT 42 MINUTES ON EARTH . NOTE ~ 42 is the answer to life the universe , and everything according to the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy . A truely remarkable book carried by some Time Lords. REMOVE FROM THE OVEN AND SPRINKLE LIBERALY WITH JELLY BABIES who are unable to vote. DO NOT USE IF THEY SEEM SENTIENT !!!! In many parts of the Galaxy it is iillegal to eat sentient life forms unless they fly into your mouth accidently !! Otherwise doing so can result in impisonment and loss of T.A.R.D.I.S. accses !!!! PUT IN THE OVEN FOR 4 MINUTES LONGER . The number 4 is very sacred to many different peoples .Study it and how it relates to 42 !! REMEMBER If unfriendly life forms decide to join you offer them some Jelly Babys and a pieae of TIME LORD CAKE !!!! I now have to dematerialize to another time and space. Now what are those coordinates for the Earth Olympics ? ENJOY THE TIME LORD CAKE !! ZZZZZWWWHHHHOOOOPPPPPmmph@@*

SINCE THE TIMELORD THE DOCTOR LIKES GINGER SO MUCH HERE IS A RECEPIE FOR GINGERBREAD FRUITCAKE A TIMELOYDWOULD LOVE !!!! NOTE : IF ANYONE CAN PROVIDE EUROPEAN AND ALIEN EQUIVALENTS TO MEASUREMENTS ON RECEPIES PLEASE DO. :^{) PUT 1/2 CUP / 150 ML. MARGARINE / BUTTER INTO A BOWL AND MIXING CLOCKWISE TO BRING IN POSITIVE ENERGYTO HELP HEAL ALL THOSE WHO EAT IT . ADD 2 CUPS / 500 ml. MOLASSES (a Molaasses bin exploded in Boston Massachusets U.S.A. one freezing January Day. No being could out run the tidal wave of Molasses coming down the street . As slow as what ?) ,. Stir together thinking happy positive thoughts the sweeter the thought the sweeter the Gingerbread will be . IN LARGE CUP DISSOLVE 1 TEASPOON OF BAKING POWDER IN 1 CUP / 200 ML. BOILING WATER, AND ADD TO THE CREAMED MIXTURE. SET ASIDE COVERED WHI;LE SINGING HAPPY SONGS AND LAUGHING. IN ANOTHER BOWL MIX TOGETHER 1 DASH OF HAPPINESS OR IS THAT A DASH HOOPINESS which is altogether complete, MIX a DASH OF SALT / 1 TEASPOON, ,1 TEASPOON GINGER AND 1 TEASPOON CINNAMON, WILD GINGER SHOULD ONLY BE USED IF ABUNDENT THEN ONLY A 3/4 THUMB LENGTH PIEACE CHOPPRED UP. NOW ADD 3 CUPS OF FLOUR TO THE DRY MIXTURE STIRRING TOGETHER CLOCKWISE until it is more mixed up then you Think you are . If you are all reAdy well mixed up . Then mix it up until it is more confused. HAPPILY ADD THE DRY MIXTURE TO THE WET MIXTURE STIRRING WELL . JOYFULLY ADD 2 CONFUSEDI MEAN MIXED UP EGGS AND 1/2 TEASPOON LEMON JUICE.THEN MIX REAL WELL. IN A SMALL BAG PUT 4 TABLESPOONS OF FLOUR TO ABOUT 1 CUP OR SO OF MIXED CANDIED FRUIT / PEELS YOU ARE USING AND SHAKETHEM IN THE BAG OF FLOUR AND MIXING COMPLETELY TILL THEY ARE COMPLETELY COATED WITH FLOUR (PUTYOUR PUN HERE) AND YOU FEEL HOOPY . STIR IT CLOCKWISE INTO THE BATTER Batters up so look out for flying baseballs STIR CLOCKWISE UNTIL IT IS EVEN.. LET SET A BIT COVERED !!!! LET SET A BIT !! You can keep it company or similar activity . You may even try to teach it to sing. If successful go on tour with your singing Gingerbread Cake when done instead of eating it. POUR MIXTURE INTO A WELL OILED (PEANUT OIL IS BEST FOR THISk, AND ADS NUTINES TO IT) 11 INCH BY 5 INCH PAN . fROM CENTER POUR OUTWARDS. BAKE AT 350 DEGRES FOR 42 MINUTES . HAVE A MAGICALLY MYSTICAL FANTASTIC GINGERBREAD FRUIT CAKE & A HOPPY AND WONDERFULL TIME ENJOYING IT . HoopyLounge@SubSpaceMail.com Timeloyd@TimeMail.com

Hey Guy What is that spining blur on the field? Is it a Dust Storm, A Tornado , Nah it's only TAZ from TAZMANIA. He is a Gymnast in the . . ZZlloxzzp ZZllxszzhp Wow the Dalaks are shooting at him but can't hit him. ZZxlzzzp He said something to them. Sounded like Gllwarp AZlarp PPLEWWWsh

THE DALEKS ARE SHOUTING EXTERMINATE AND SHOOTING AT EVERYTHING GUY. DUCKKKK ZZLLYYPP #@K That sure was close. Look !!!! The Doctor has a metal Dog With Him and it is shooting beams ar the Daleks. Boy they seem real mad !! ZAZZZZIIIXZZP This Olympics sure is getting exciting. It seems the Enterprise crew have obtained their weapons and are joining in. Guy that Daleks head got blasted off and that thing inside it .... Ya !!!! Thats the Dalek itself ZZLLIIPPZZ It seems to be quieting down. It seems the Dalek Problem has been Exterminated !!!! Ha HA !! True BUT Not funny Guy !!! Still why did they claim Discimination for not being able to do the Shot Put !! Yaa !!!! That 10 Legged Nagradilly took part in the Pole Vault , and they are still trying to untangle him from the pole !! Zaphod seems to be enjoying the excitement.... Rumor has it he has an Improbability Ray handy if things get out of hand, or are not exciting enough for him.. I wonder what would have happened if he had used it on the Daleks.??? It seems that an Earthling has won the Track Event !!!! His name is Indiana Jones, He is an Archeologist, and Teacher from Planet Earth. Nobody could keep up with him. For some reason he was the only one in the event who kept going during the Dalek Attack. He won the Gold Running Hitch Hiker Award. He acts like he never got to keep anything before, and dosen't know how he got here. Interesting !!

WE JUST RECEIVED AN ANOUNCEMENT GUY. DUE TO THEIR HELP IN OVERCOMING THE DALEK ATTACK, THE ENTERPRISE CREW, KLINGONS, AND THE DOCTOR ARE BEING GIVEN SPECIAL AWARDS, AND HAVE BEEN NOMINATED BY ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX AS OFFICIAL SECURITY AT ALL THE GALACTIC OLYMPIC GAMES.. ZAPHOD HAS ALSO AGREED TO JOIN THE FEDERATION . .

NOW IT SEEMS THE DOCTOR IS BEING HONORED IN SONG BY EVERYONE HERE. Born on a planet called Gallifrey So a Time Lord he just had to be Fighting Daleks and other foes And in his T.A.R.D.I.S. he always goes. DOCTOR, DOCTOR WHO THE TIME LORD TO CALL! With Sonic Screw Driver in hand He will solve the problem And with his Yo Yo you can see How to test out Graviity. DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO THE TIME LORD TO CALL. !!!! Like his legend he'll never die He'll just rematerialize Travelin through time ans space A Time Lord is never late. DOCTOR, DOCTOR WHO THE TIME LORD TOOOO CALL !!!! Very interesting ! . It was sung to an old Earth song The Ballad Of Davy Crocket Timeloyd@TimeMail.com

I BELIEVE FOR EVERY YO YO THAT FALLS DOWN !!!! What Guy ? The Doctor will pun around. I believe every Jelly Baby that's given away Will bring another lovely day. I BELIEVE.... I BELIEVE .. I believe for everytime the Doctor goes astray Things will turn out A O.K. I BELIEVE>>>> I BELIEVE >> I believe that traveling through time The Doctor's light will always shine. I BELIEVE .... I BELIEVE .. I believe that some who in the great some when Will come and help out once again. When I hear a T.A.R.D.I.S. materialize A Sonic Screw Driver whine A Time Lord sigghhh .... Then I know why .. I BEEELLEAVE !!!! :^{) VERY GOOD GUY !!!! THAT WAS TO I BELIEVE. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ? THAT"S THE NAME OF THE SONG YOU WERE SINGING TO !!!! AND NOW PUT THAT YOYO AWAY !!

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