I am Cap. LLOYD T. RICH usschocolattaa@starfleetmail.com GalacticPicnic@yahoo.com

STARDATE 4242.4.42 THIS IS THE JOURNAL OF THE STAR SHIP ~ U.S.S. CHOCOLATTAA

OUR MISSION IS TO DISCOVER AND RECORD NEW EXPERIENCES AND CULTURES AND TO GO BEYOND WHERE ANY BEING HAS EVER GONE BEFORE ...,

I woke up in my Captain's quarters and as I read this over I wonder if the infromation in my journal was a dream or it really happened . I will let the reader decide. I wonder what Starfleets response will be when they receive it as I believ .... NOTE: A RECEIPIE FOR TREKKEN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE IS INCLUDED IN the Journal in CAPITAL LETTERS . I was summoned to the Bridge. Shortly after I arrived while I was checking the instraments on the Bridge a weird bright yellowish brown light filled the Bridge It made the whole Bridge seem a few different shades of brown. I wondered if we were under attack, and so I requested a Red Alert . We checked the main view screen but all it showed was the vast expanse of space and stars that are surrounding us. My Chief of Security felt the now brownish looking instrament panel commenting that the texture was very interesting. He then did something which surprised me. He closed his eyes and licked the instrament panel . When I asked what he was doing he told me that is the way he identified unknown substances saying that plastics are often bitter, and he could often tell what something was made of by tasting it. He told us that when he grew up he collected skeletons of animals to make money by selling them to an artist who would only take certain types so he had learned to identify them by their taste. He could tell what animal a skull came from by it's taste texture easier then the appearence .... Especially as the artist would only use skulls from the Sacred Bison that existed now on his planet which looked like that of another more common species . This taste test came in handy for other things too besides obtaining skulls like trading so he could tell a real good fake copy item from an ancient one. He licked the control panel again, and looked confused. He then informed us that the control panel actually tasted like it is chocolate only in his opinion it was too sweet. He then started licking other parts of the bridge telling us that everything on the Bridge tasted like it is chocolate. I thought that was veery interresting (remembering an old 20th Century TV Show called Laugh In) as the name of the ship is the U.S.S. Chocolattaa . I wondered if there was an improbability generator hidden aboard the ship somewhere and it had been used without my knowledge. What is the improbability factor of a ship named the U.S.S. Chocolattaa turning itself into chocolate ? After receiving confirmation that now the entire Bridge tasted like chocolate as it was now verying shade of brown and thinking that the entire ship may have trurned into chocolate . I then issued an order that "Noone is to "... then I corrected myself remembering my first officer was called Noone due to a clerical error. "Nobody is to eat anything on the bridge including the bridge itself " . I then appologized to my first officer, and I then sent Noone to inform the other officers . I announced , "So be it!" After being informed there was no sign of any other space craft or beings in the vacinity I asked if there were any inhabited planets in this sector. and if so to let me know . I then decided to check the ship for any possible damage that may have been caused by the strange brownish yellow light which seemed to have changed the Bridge into accoring the Security Officer something that tasted like and resembled chocolate. As I walked through the ship I noticed that the walls, even the elevators even though cold to the touch seemed like a hard chocolate. I decided to do as the Security Officer did on the bridge while riding the elevator. I licked the walls, and handle bars on it. It not only looked but has the taste and texture of fine chocolate. Maybe there was something to tasting things to find out what they really are after all. I was tempted to try to scrape and try eatting it, then wondered what Starfleet would do to a Captain that ate his own Starship. Especially one called .... Then I smiled, as I contacted the Bridge . I asked them if we had been probed and if there was any signs of any other ships or life forms in the area, When they told me that they had not seen or detected any I anounced they should go to Yellow Ready Alert. I heard someone in the back ground laugh and say. "Make that a Chocolete Alert ! " I was then informed that everything on the Bridge was positive and under control. The only problem was that whenever they tried to get a picture on the main view screen the computer now insisted on showing , ' Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory ' every time it was used. It is an old 20th Century Earth Movie from the ship's library about a tour of a Chocolat Factory. After visiting the Engine Room and finding that everything was in order, and getting infromation that the ship was running at peak proficency even though most of the Engine Room seemed to be choclatish. ' Let's get chocalattish ! " I thought thinking of the Kratt brothers on a show I had seen on an a Earth Public TV program I enjoyed watching . It was called Zaboomafoo about a Leaping Lemur and I learned about wild Earth animals they met . I went to the Councillor's room as I was near her room. I knocked on her door , said "Hello The Room ". and it slid open revealing Councillor O'Boyy is laying sprawled on the floor and happily eating the leg of her Coffee Table which seemed to have turned into Chocolate. Would that make it a Mocha Table ? She had heard me yell "Hello The Cabin " which activated the door since I visited often and looked up at me with sparkling eyes and smiled widely with Chocolate stains on her face . Then she asked if I wanted to join her and eat some. I was able to finally talk her into accompanying me to the ships galley by telling her I felt like making a

TREKKEN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE ~ RECEPIE WITH INGREDIENTS in CAPITAL LETTERS ~=0 MEANS REFER TO ~=0 We then journeyed to the Ships Galley. I say it was a journey as she had this wild look in her eyes and I was constantly trying to keep her from eating anything on the way. She HAD to be a Chocoholic . I just reminded her I was making a TREKKEN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE so she could help and lick the bowl. Besides baking helps me figure things out as I feel like a scientist making new discoveries when I am baking. And I can eat my creations. The Galley or kitchen as I called it had been outfitted by an Ambassador who sayed on board for awhile as he did not trust nor like the food syntasizers. I made sure it was kept well stocked, and used it when I felt like thinking and did not want to be bothered as most people used the Food Syntesizers. Since we visited the Syrius Cybernetic Corporation they had instaled Perfect People Personalities into most of them including the one in my quarters. Have you ever tried talking to a food syntasizer . It's almost like talking to your food and having it talk back . That reminds me I understand the food talks back at Milliway's The Resteraunt At The End Of The Universe . My syntasizer talked and reacted to me like an English Butler? Noone told me I was lucky as his kept flirting with him whenever he needed to get something . After arriving I tried to get the ships councillor to help me make the cake to try to keep her mind off eating anything on the ship. I found a box of German Chocolate Fudge Cake Mix which I felt was germaine to the moment. Deciding between it and a box of Deelevian Devil's Food Cake mix. Then I remembered W and wondered if he was up to his tricks again and that is why the ship seemed to be Chocolate. But how come it was running at full efficency if he had turned into Chocolate. I wondered as I POURED THE 18.05 OUNCE / 517 GRAM BOX OF CHOCOLATE CAKE MIX INTO A BOWL then handed it to the Councilor and she happily ate the cake box as it had turned into Chocolate . I then reached for a spoon to discover the handle had been eaten off. I then took a pan out of the Counciler's hand before she had a chance to start eating it too. I removed a spoon from the closed silver drawer and discovered it seemed unchanged . I ADD 110 GRAMS / 119 OUNCES BOX OF CHOCOLATE FUDGE PUDDING TO THE CAKE MIX. As I added it I remembered the first time that Science Officer Deta had tried it, and asked why humans ate it because i had no nutrituioal value . My First Officer Noone said humans ate it because it was fun. Deta then decided to find out what fun was so he could get some too. I got an idea so I contacted 12 Forward and asked them to send 4 bottles of Root Beer to the Galley Kitchen as we were out of it . I then continued to STIR THE MIXTURE CLOCKWISE TO BRING POSITIVE ENERGY INTO IT.. The Councilor suddenly snuck up behind me laughed and decided to ADD 4 TABLESPOONS OF COCOA MIX TO THE DRY MIX. . Then after licking a kettle she having decided against heating up the water in it in case it was chocolate which she said it tasted like Chocolate so might melt if heated up and then decided to ask the Syntasizer for 3 cups of Cocoa.. The Syntasizer asked her in a very lonnngg drawwl " What will it bee younnng ladddeee ?" I heard her giggle and say, " How about 3 Cups of Cocoa. ?" " Yes Maam !!!! Ah'd bee happy to get it for you all !!" It replied in a real cherry voice. "Thanks," she said to it. "Did anyone ever say you sounded like John Wayne ? I was living one of his Holographic Movies on the Holodeck. " I smiled thinking maybe I should introduce her to my Syntasizer and wondered what hers talked like. I PUT 1/4 CUP / .50 ML PEANUT OIL IN A BOWL . I found Peanut Oil is the best oil to use for baking. Again I got wonderiong if this was the work of W becuse he was slippery, and W always had a mischevous way of showing us his philosopheys ..... I contacted the Bridge for a report. Fortunatly the communicator still works, I thought. If everything had turned into chocolate like it seemed to how could it work? Bridge responded with an update. They were sttill trying to get the computer to stop playing 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' on the main view screen . A Communications Ensign was trying to eat her head set and part of her work station which seemed to have become chocolate and Security asked what to do and would escort her from her work station .I told them to put her on probation and have Deta take over her station till she ,,,, how would I explain it to Starfleet. I am a chocolate addict which is why I named my Starship the U.S.S. Chocolattaa with the special permission of Starfleet. It is also why I brought Councillor O'Boyy to help me make a Trekken Double Chocolate Fudge Cake in the Galley . Ensign G. O'Furr materialized from 12 Forward with the Root Beer I requested for the Galley Kitchen. When I asked him if the elevators were wo rking he said they were but he had been told I had sounded impatient so he had used his Teleoport Wrist Band. I told him it was not to be used aboard ship except in an emergency as on one Starship two beings had materialized at the same spot at the same time and ended up creating a whole new species when their molecues combined. It had then been decided that they were not to be used aboard the starships. I then gave him leave and had him escort Counelor O' Boy to 12 Forward so he would use the elevators going back, and she seemed to want to go to 12 Forward anyway. After they left seeing the hot chocolate and noticing it was cold I decided to ADD 2 CUPS OF COLD STRONG HOT CHOCOLATE TO THE PEANUT OIL. INSTEAD OF ROOT BEER as it won't be as Choclatey unless you use Chocolate Root Beer. Seeing a bag of Chocolate Chunks I discovered some had been eaten probably by the Councilor who it seemed had bit and eaten the corner end of the chocolate bag holding the Chocolate Chunks to open it. Chocolate Chunks I had found were like chocolate chips but being square were better for baking as they did not melt as fast. I then ADD 3/4 BAG CHOCOLATE CHUNKS ABOUT 8 OUNCES / 241 GRAMS TO THE WET INGREDIENTS STIRRING CLOCKWISE TO ADD POSITIVE ENERGY (I was told this when I started baking) TO THE CAKE WHILE THINKING HAPPY THOUGHTS. I LET SET A FEW MINUTES while I contacted the Bridge to obtain farther infromation on the conditons aboard ship. I was informed part of Day Care including some toys which had become chocolate had been eaten, and the children were in Sick Bay with bad stokmach aches. A fight had broken out in 12 Forward over who got to eat a table there. I wondered if the Counciler was involved. One person was caught whittling a woman out of the chocolate arm of a chair. I was informed also that the ships computer was still showing 'Willy Wanka And The Chocolate Factory' on the main view screen. I was informed they could not get the computer to stop showing it. One of the crew was talking back at it like some people used to do with the The Rocky Horror Picture Show in the 20th Century I was told about . I could hear voices in the back ground singing, "OOMPA OOM PA OOOM PADDY DO." Someone who had been in the Galley ah Kitchen before me had left the Eggs out on the counter . I knew they were still good as they were Gaboom Eggs layed on the Volcanic World of Gqa (pronounced Ga ) with it's very high tempertures and the Eggs from the Gaboom there never had to be refrigerated. The Gaboom birds had several nests at the same time and would often lay lots of eggs then leave a nest awhie to tend another for they laid eggs in and maintainred several nests at different places at the same time in the volcanic areas of the planet as no other beings on the planet could stand the really extreme heat near the eggs except humans who dressed so they could .. The Gaboom eggs took quite awhile to hatch due to the extreme heat of Gqa and they could be left out below the temperture of Gqa without aging and going bad or hatching. They tasted great. The Gaboom meat however tasted very Sulpheric and was inedible . I smiled as I still remembered the beautiful liquid fire falls., and the hot sparkling fire geizers on Gqa as well as the weird echoing call that the Gaboom made which is unforgetable. I even heard it in my sleep for awhile. Thinking about these wonderful things I ADD 2 Chocolate EGGS with a chocolate shell and yolk. =O THE EGGS ARE A CHOCOLATE EGG WITH A CHOCOLATE CREAM LIKE CENTER, The name CADBURY dances through my mind, and I wonder ...CUT CROSS WAYS, SEPERATE AND ADD 2 OF THEM INTO THE WET MIXTURE INSTEAD OF 2 MEDIUM EGGS STIRRING IT CLOCKWISE TO ADD POSITIVE ENERGY TO THE MIX.. Interesting I thought that the inside of the egg is a chocolate yolk that is as sticky as regular egg yolk though the outside of it tasted and looked like chocolate so I added the Chocolate Egg Shell too. Talk about recycling them. I wondered if the shells were chocolate because they had been left out. Since very extreme heat is needed for them to develop Gaboom eggs can therefor be kept out unrefrigerated at room temperture for long periods of time though they are often refrigerated. My communicator beeped again. It was an update from the ship's Doctor. He told me in his heavy accent that the caualtuys were piling up. Most were severe stomach aches from eating too much chocolate. This included a lot of children . I smiled when he mentioned some students were taking a test when they had discovered everything had turned to chocolate . They then started eating the pencils and test papers which had turned into chocolate. One crew member had to be restrained because he tried to eat sick bay . He even tried to eat his way out of his restraints. The Doctor pointed out that several crew members seemed to be drugged from over eating chocolate. He then mentioned that in the 20th century it was proven that a 155 pound man eating 20 pounds of chocolate could experience the same kind of effects as from using a few doses of Marijuanna. A plant on Earth that no longer existed since it's commercialism in the 21st century resulted in it's becoming extinct. It was said to create a suppossedly euphoric experience. It was however disapproved of for this reason unlike chocolate. I recalled hearing of a game which showed up on the U.S.S. Enterprise D which created a hollucigenic effect. A holodecik has been used for this purpose also. I made a note to contact the ship's councilor about it when I saw her again . I was then informed that an Ambassador traveling on the ship had gone into severe shock when she woke up under chocolate sheets to see somebody eating her partilly open door and then looking at the chocolate sheets. I suddenly heard the Doctor yell, "STOP !!!! Don't eat tha .... !!" and the communicator went silent. I contacted the main bridge and could still hear 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' in the backgound. I mentioned my theory that only the outside exposed areas of surfaces and objects and what ever they were in direct contact with had been turned to chocolatee . That would explain how the Communicators and Life Support Einees on the StarShip were still working. I asked if anyone had seen a sign of W. I told the crew I felt W might be up to his tricks again to get a point across. He has not been seen nor were there any Starships or Life Forms in the area except those on board I was informed. Noone didn't have any idea how it had happened either. It seemed anything in an air tight container had not tuned into chocolate. Anything in direct contact with the surface did not seem to be effected. Only the surface . At least the clothes had not turned into chocolate I commented. I was then informed that Security caught a couple girls who had on chocolate shiorts thet they had left hanging out and which had changed into chocolate. They now wore, and wanted somebody to eat them . After explaining my theory Main Bridge explained that may be why the ship was still in profficent working condition. I wondered about the outside of the ship. I was informed the Photons Torpedoes may have to be checked out to see if they had turned into what seemed to be chocolate on the outside too. Security Officer Ono whose full name could not be propronounced by humans informed me he was now having problems with someone trying to eat the inside and windows of a shuttle craft in Shuttle Bay 4-B2. I wondered what Starflet oommand would do if I told them my Starship 'The U.S.S. Chocolattaa is chocolate' and wondered about the improbability factor of it's happening. What would happen if the Captain of the Starship Chocolattaa ate his Star Ship and Starfleet found out. "It is not a bad joke"! I sighed remembering it would be very early April on Earth now . Returning to the cake I MIX EVERYTHING TOGETHER IN A CLOCKWISE DIRECTION TO INCREASE THE POSITIVE ENERGY IN IT AND PULL OUT TH NEGARTIVE ENERGY. THEN SETY IT ASIDE. My communicator buzzed again, and I was informed everything was a top proficency. Enginering had been completely checked and the Dilatheum Crystals, Wiring, and the rest of it excepting exposed surfaces were in great condition. A couple switches had to be changed with extras from a cabinet otherwise everything was at top proficency. Fortunately our engineer hates chocolate I thought , but likes a stout drink now and again when not on duty, The outside of the The Torpedoes had not turned into chocolate as they had been sealed inside the Torpedo Tubes. I was informed it seemed that only the parts of the ships exposed to the weird light were effected. I informed bridge I was in the Galley Kitchen and would be there as quickly as possible . I still wondered where thatlight came from, and why was now the Captain of achocolate starshi caled the U.S.S. Chocolataa. I PREHEAT THE OVEN TO 400 DEGREES. OIL A 13 BY 11 INCH PAN WITH PEANUT OIL USING IT'S CAP TO MEASURE 1 CAP AND IMPROVE TASTE TO HELP COOK THE CAKE BETTER. MIXING THE CAKE BATTER CLOCKWISE POUR IT INTO THE PAN WITH THE EDGES FIRST THEN CENTER OUTWARDS LIKE TRAVELING THROUGH SPACE AND TIME. STIR CLOCKWISE AS YOU POUR IT INTO THE CAKE PAN. PUT IT IN THE OVEN AT 400 DEGREES FOR 35 MINUTES. IF YOUR COOKING TEMPERTURE AND / OR MEASUREMENT IS DIFFERENT INFORM ME AND I WILL ADD IT. I decided to use the Time Wave oven instead and set it for time and tempurture then set ready time to 4 minutes after I put it in. The Time Wave oven will therefor cook it faster in time as well as in space You can not set it to be done before you p ut in But by cookng in space time it will be done in 1 to 5 minutes.. One crew member set it to be done before he put it in and when he went to take it out it was not there because he forgot to put it in after he set it. REMOVING THE CAKE AND COOLING IT I THEN DECIDED RATHER TO CREATE A DESIGN ON THE HOT FUDGE CAKE ICEING EVENLY SPREAD STARTING WITH CORNERS AND CENTER USING AN EVEN LAYER OF HOT FUDGE ICING. THE ICEING REALLY ISN"T HOT JUST REAL RICH. IF YOU DO it on the cake without Iceing as Finger Snack WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS, COCONUT OR CINNAMON CANDYS RETURN IT TO OVEN AT 300 DEGREES FOR 15 MINUTES OR SO. WHEN I REMOVED IT I CHECKED IT WITH A ZALIP PICK (A flat short narrow wood stick).. IT CAME OUT BARELY MOIST SO IT WAS DONE. Just as I took it out my Communicator had beeped. I was told to report to the Bridge immediately. I told them to have the Communications Officer who was now on her post with audible communications as she could no longer use hre headpieace to take calls, I told her to contact the Galactic Olympics as it was looking like we could not make it there for Shore Leave with a chocolate Starship. There had been a discussion at one of them that chocolate was a drug and participants were forbidden to use it before preforming. I am uncertain how we would be classified . I THEN PUT a LAYER of 2 Containers Pillsbury HOT FUDGE CHOCOLATE ICEING on it and covered to protect it and put it in an out of the way place. Then I headed for the Bridge after checking out the head.

As I arrived on the bridge I was informed that a strange brownish coloredplanet had appeared on the view screen. Actually the whole planet looked brown. Noone my First Officer told me it was a Carbon based M type planet , high in Hydrogen and Oxygen with enough Nitrogen and all the other requirements for human life. "It sure looks dull", said the Communications Officer . "At least 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory ' isn't on the view screen anymore. " No One responded. Someone else said, "Maybe it's intermission. Can we send to 12 Forward for Popcorn ? " The only reply was a message from the strange brown planet. I had it put on the main view screen . "You ought to come down and check us out !!!! We haven't always been like this, and we do need your help !!" We were informed that the caller was Chancillor Seipa who was Supreme Chancillor and ruler of the Planet we were approaching which he told us was named Cocoa. 'The Improbability ratios must be really pileing up,' I thought. Chancillor Seipa informed us the planet was not always the way it now looked. It once had real beauiful purple oceans, and torquise blue colored mountains with rose colored tops. The rivers even contained a fish that glowed in the dark and made the rivers glimmer at night under the lovely double moons. Then the accident happened. "The capital city is named Cadberry because of the very large number of Cadberry Bushes surrounding it. The bushes have oblongish leaves that give off a chocolate smell when rubbed, and make a Chocolate flavored tea.. " The ships Councelor quickly stood upright when she heard this and brightly smiled. "The brownish berries are the favorite food of the Cad " countinued Chancillor Sepia. "It is a small bird that feasts mainly on the berries and so they were called Cadberrys. The Cad is a bownish bird with a lovely warbling song. It has white spirals on its dark brown wings, and tail, The Cadberrys seem to have a very stimulating aphrodesiastic effect on the Cads . They would go into an amazing wild flight and mating dance which can last till there are no more Cadberrys. Their Warbling mating song could be heard for miles all day except they were usually too busy eating Cadberries. This combined with their mating dance which some young people had made into a dance they called The Cad and did were annoying.. Their mating songs were so beautiful that it made up for their being annoying. After the birds laid their eggs and hid them the Chidren would go out looking for the Blueish Green Eggs with Yellow Spirals on them. The Medium sized Cadberry eggs have a sweet chocolatey flavored yolk ." said Chancillor Sepia. ~=0 I then wondered if I could ADD 2 of the CADBERRY EGGS TO THE TREKEN CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE INSTEAD OF EACH LARGE EGG. 'I wonder how it would turn out?' I asked myself out loud and decided to try it. I then told Chancillor Sepia I would like to get some Cadberry Eggs for a Chocolate Cake recepie I use, and he said we could come down and get as many Cadberry eggs as we needed. Councillor O'Boys eyes really brightened up and she wanted to know if she could go down on shore leave or an expedition if we went on one instead. . You will like the Cadberry eggs , The Cads have been laying them like crazy for the last week and we have plenty." Chancillor Sepia commented. . The Cads will lay a second batch of eggs in about 6 months when the Cadberry goes into fruit again. It is the only plant that has fruit twice a turn or their year on the planet, The Children would then hunt for them after the Cads hid them in the undergrowh .... " Deta said from the size of the planet one turn or year on Cocoa would be like 14 months on earth.. I told Chancillor Sepia that on Earth we had a Sacred custom every Spring only the eggs were colored in all kinds of ways by humans instead of the birds that layed them . Kids on Earth believed that they were hidden by rabbits and some were made of Chocolate." "All the eggs here are chocolate now !!!! exclaimed Chancillor Sepia, "Not only that but the whole planet is chocolate, even the oceans, water. and mountains. Fortunately it is not going bad or melting despite their orange sun which had not turned to chocolate. The only things that arn't chocolate are the beings living on Cocoa. But there are bigger problems. That is why we need your help !! " Chancillor Sepia informed us that there now were Earthquakes occuring on the surface, but instead of running away when the planet opened up the people would run to the edge of the fissure to break off big pieces of chocolate ground even though many that were eating it are falling into the crevices caused by Cocoa opening up after it became Chocolate. "What a way to go !! " I commented . The Councilor got up and said , "I am getting ready for shore leave. Contact me if I am not back when you are ready to leave for shore leave or an expedition. I am volunteering to go and be on it." Chancillor Sepia said he would appreciate it if we could find a way to help save Cocoa and the people who live on it.

HOW DID THE STARSHIP CHOCOLATTAA TURN INTO CHOCOLATE ? WILL SHE BE EATEN BY HER CREW ÅND PASSENGERS ? WHAT IS THE IMPROBABILITY FACTOR OF THE STARSHIP CHOCOLATTAA TURNING INTO CHOCOLATE ?

HOW COCOA TURNED INTO CHOCOLATE AND WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS Chancillor Sepia told us that a Scientist on Cocoa named Doctor Geum Rivale had been experimenting with alchamy and chocolate when he discovered a way to create a ray that enabled him to change the consistancy and taste of anything it touched into chocolate. He had been doing private experiments with it when some Government officials found out about it. At a council they decided the ray was a weapon and could be used in battle to destroy the enemy, and dispose of the ... anyway they decided to confiscate it from Doctor Rivale. Some MAs were sent to confiscate the Chocolate Ray . The MAs were Military Officers called Men of Arms because they all had 3 arms. I wondered if they were related to Zaphod Beeblebrox so I asked how many heads they had. " Only one each", replied Chancillor Sepia, "Why?" "It just reminded me of this guy mentioned in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy." I told him. "Oh yes the President Of The Galaxy . I have a copy of it I got expressed from Beetlejuice ." said Chancillor Sepia . "I also know where my towel is !" he added smiling and then .... "The Men of Arms," he continued surrounded the chocolate labradory which the Doctor had used the ray on several days before and which had not seemed to be changed except for texture by it's experience. The dead tree, and logs in front of his garden , and his fense were chocolate but all the plants were unchanged. He had just changed a bird bath into chocolate with clear water I am told" , said Chancillor Sepia. He was approached by the Men at Arms who demanded he surrender the chocolate gun as it was an experimental weapon and thus belonged to the miltary. " I created it with my own funds and material . It is my creation alone so it is mine !!!!" Doctor Geum Rivale had yelled when they tried to tske it away. He then set it on overload just before it was taken from him. It then exploaded firing rays and killing and turning the Man of Arms holding it into chocolate as well as changing everything in the area into chocolate. A chain reaction of some sort then occured changing any non living matter into chocolate until Cocoa had become chocolate. As for Doctor Geum Rivale he was also holding onto the chocolate gun when it exploded so it killed him and turned him into chocolate also as well as the gun. No one else was effected, but it did create a chocolate memorial to Doctor Geum Rivale. Someone has carved into it his name, life span and his last words, "You can't have the chocolate ... !! " Chancillor Sepia finished. Thinking about the chocoate house with its chocolate fense, and the planet with chocolate oceans, land and mountains I started humming an old song called , 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain' as I tried to picture what had happened. I then told Chancillor Sepia that we had a similar problem to his. When he asked what it was I told him that our entire Star Ship had become like a hard firm chocolate. Least ways anything that was exposed after a strange yellowish brown light filled the ship.. Chancillor Sepia says it sounds like a discription of the Doctor's Chocolate Ray when the gun over loaded and exploded. Apparently a beam from it had gone off into space and hit us . I then broke out laughting. When Chancillor Sepia asked why I was laughing I replied ,"You have a chocolate planet named Cocoa, and I have a chocolate starship called U.S.S. Chocolattaa. I wonder what the improbability factor of that happening is ? He then commented, " Doctor Geum Rivalle was named after a Terran plant called Chocolate Root. What is the inprobability factor now? " Finally after we both calmed down from laughing I asked Deta , and Noone if there were any records of time reversal on the ship and if so how it could be done. If we could reverse time it could make everything the way it was before the explotion and I asked him for copies of his records about what happened to add to our and seal away so we would keep records from the time the explotion happened and would return them afterwards so it would not happen again as we would keep records and send them down if we succeeded. All our records are on tape which was not effected, however anything on paper including books had been turned to chocolate including the Chocolate Ray research by The Doctor . Councilor O Boyy looked very disappointed. "Can you wait to change Cocoa back from Chocolate until after I go down on Shore Leave ?" asked the Councillor who had just retuirned with all her gear. "I am ready to go on Shore Leave, and I want to experience Cocoa as it is now !" stateed. Noone informed me that the U.S.S. Enterprise had both gone back in time, and reversed time. I informed Chancillor Sepia about this, and he said it sounded like a great idea. I told him I would send him what I could so he could look it over with us except what was classified for officers only. If it worked the oceans, lakes and rivers on Cocoa would change from chocolate into water. I then remembered reading about water being turned into wine in a religious book called The Bible. I wondered if it had to do with some kind of time change, only it had been done by Jesus and not a Star Ship. "I want to go to Cocoa on Shore Leave while Cocoa is still chocolate !! " stated Counciler O'Boyy " . I explained that would not be possible due to the Earthquakes and what was happening to the planet , and if she complained I might consider cancelling any shore leave on Cocoa. There would however need to be a crew to go down to the surface afterwards. I watched as Counciler O'Boyy sat down and poutted. "Speaking of records what was on your screen when I came on ?" asked Chancillor Sepia "I saw a bit of it before I was completely connected, and it looked interesting. Could I have a copy of it ?" "That is Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. It is a 20th Century Film in our ships library. " I turned towards the Bridge Crew and asked, "What do you think? Should we give Chancellor Sepia Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory?" Everyone cheered "YEESSAAHHAYYY !!" except for Counciler O'Boyy who poutted even more. I think it was her favorite movie. "It is my favorite movie" she exclaimed with a sniff. "Besides Willy Wonka did make Candy Bars in the 20th Century on Earth and I never ever got to try one . She sighed, " I bet they were great. Too bad I could never visit Willy Wonka's Chocolate Facrtory. "You could teleport there on leave " @ I then informed Chancellor Sepia we would send it to him, and told Counciler O'Boyy she could get another copy at a Star Base if she wanted to. Also she could go on shore leave after the experiment of time reversal rather it was successful or not. Especially as Chancilor Sepia agreed that it was worth a try. He then told us that we could Rondavous on Cocoa for shore leave after the experiment no matter what happened. He would even make Coco Tea for us from the Cadberry leaves and would try to save chocolate samples of the panet in a sealed container for her . "You can then bring it back and analize it with ...." I saw Counciler O'Boyy's eyes as they brightened, and a smile started sneaking across her face.

TO BE CHOCOLATE OR NOT TO BE CHOCOLATE THAT IS THE QUESTION. After going through the records with Deta,, Chancillor Sepia and Noone we decided to try to recreate the time reverseal from the description from the U.S.S. Enterprise logs. Then Nobody told me that in something called a comic book an illustrated magazine which was very popular in the 20th Century time was reversed by moving the trajectory of a planet backwards for the length of time required to reverse time. We figured if we could surround both the Planet and the ship with a Tractor Beam we could reverse time back to the way it was before Cocoa became Chocolate, Perhaps both it and the Star Ship U.S.S. Chocolattaa could be returned to normal. I inquired as to when Cocoa had become Chocolate and then compared it to our records. "Go For It !!!! " I commanded. I then told Chancellor Sepia I was putting Noone in charge and would be going to my quarters for a rest. Perhaps when I woke up it would be a few days earlier and everything would be as it was before the U.S.S. Chocolattaa and Cocoa turned into chocolate. I wondered if we could really turn time backwards and if there was anyone who had experience with it that could help us. I had been informed by Deta he had heard that people on Earth turned time backwards in the 20th century but he wasn't sure how they did it. He agreed we should try out the idea with the Tractor Beam . Right after I got on the elevator I heard a high pitched mechanically wheezing sound and then thought I saw a flashing light on the bridge just as the elevtor door finished closing . I still headed for my quarters to do the Ships Journal and rest.. After I woke up I wondered if it had been a dream but it seemed so real that I tasted my big comfey couch I had fallen asleep on , and then the coffee table near by. The coffee table did not taste like Mocha or chocolate , nor did anything else I licked and tasted taste like chocolate. I finished reading everything that had happened according to what I had written in my journal . I was going to contact the Bridge and ask what happened to Cocoa. Then after looking at my GO Board in my quarters I moved a stone and regestered my move. After making a few moves with the computer I regestered my move indicated pause and left the GO Board to continue later as GO was like life in it was never really over until it was agreed upon or the board was covered. I do better with Go Moku then GO against the computer, but playing GO does help improve my strategic abilitys. It and my GO are improving . GO is my favorite game and it is very ancient and honorable. Then I suddenly remembered I had and yes according to my journal I made a Chocolate Fudge Cake and left it in the Galley Kitchen. After arriving at the Galley Kitchen I hunted and felt arround and could not find it. I had almost given up when I remembered an out of the way storage cabinet. I very slowly opened it and felt inside. There to my surprise I felt setting in the corner a rectangular pan which I took out. There before me was a Double Chocolate Fudge Cake with the same design on it of a cross in a circle I had made on it as I observe the Medicine Wheel of the Plain Indians on Earth, and Zechariah 6:1- 8 in a religous book from Earth called The Bible. I then decided to take it to the crew on the Bridge so I got plates, and eating utensels and trays for use on the bridge. Normally food was not allowed there but I am Captain and I wanted to see if anyone there would eat anything chocolate . I could find out this way what had happened just in case it was a dream I had had and wrote in my Journal in my sleep or not. If so is that why my clock read 4242.4.24 the same both ways .... If so where did the chocolate cake come from ? What was that weird mechanically whining sound and flashiing light that occured on the bridge when the elevaor door closed ? Why did Deta ask me if I wanted a Jelly in a funny accent when I passed him on the way to the Bridge ? l also especially want to know what we did with Cocoa ..

Lloyd T. Rich ~ U.S.S. Chocolattaa

usschocolattaa@starfleetmail.com

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