MY LITTLE MIDGET Quite a few years ago, as I was coming home from work, I ran out of gas in Santee, California. This happened on a 4 lane road at high traffic time. I almost got the car off the road, but not quite. I got out looked around nothing in sight but some apartments up the road. I walked up and I knocked on the first door I could find someone at home and a lady came to the door .I told her I ran out of gas and asked if I could use her phone to call someone to come help me. She said, "never mind my Husband will help you, and we have some gas in a can." So she called, "honey," this lady needs help please come help her." And in a few minutes, there came the smallest man I ever saw. He was the size of an ELF.   The gas can was as big as he was. He said come on we will fix you right up. WELL! When we got to the car, I opened the hood, and he climbed up on the fender and looked in. But first he had to put the gas in the car out of the can. SO! He said, "get in and start it." He sure looked funny with his little legs hanging out from under the hood of the car! I tried to start it but it would not start. The little man said it needed to be primed. About that time, a Policeman stopped. I guess it was because he saw those little legs sticking out from under the hood. The policeman said, "you have to get this car off more to the side of the road." We must have been a sight! One cop and one midget pushing me down the road. So while I steered, and they pushed, we got the car off the road . The policeman helped the little midget prime the car, and we got it started. Thank GOD! I was really late getting home from work and my Honey was really upset. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?" he wanted to know. "Well," I said, "I ran out of gas and I went up to this apartment door and asked a woman for help. Her husband was a little midget. He put gas in my car, and then a cop stopped and helped him push the car off the road. Then they primed it and got it started for me. And I came home." My husband just shook his head and walked out of the room. But not before he said, "You don't really think I am going to believe a cock and bull story like that. DO YOU?" Well, 2 years later as we were going shopping in a store I saw the LITTLE MIDGET But by the time I got my husband he had gone I told my husband about seeing him and he just shook his head again. A true story By Tinylil in Limbo!

OUR BRIDGETT & PA-PA DOG

Bridget is almost 18 years old, and she hates for Pa-Pa Dog to lay next to her and she was not too happy when this picture was taken, and Pa-Pa Dog is a real wimp and has seizures & spoiled rotten,he can't stand the heat, He is just a wimp , what can I say! On the other hand Bridgett is such a lady I call her Mary Poppins and Aunt Wilma too.We have 2 more dogs also.When I get time I will tell you about our funny trip in the desert at 105 degrees and the air went off in the motor home.I get heat strokes so my husband stopped at the store and got me a big bag of Ice .I put it in a pan . and put my feet into it to cool off .But as soon as I took them out PA-PA dog jumped in and set on the side with his feet in it too. .No room for Mom at all .So I got a washrag and wet it in ice water and put it on his head and as we bounced down the hot road he just sat there with the rag hanging down his face. I took pictures and we laughed so hard we almost wrecked the motor home. So--- Bouncing and laughing we went.The picture's are a little dark but the vet has them above his operating room table . I guess it's to give the other dogs a good laugh too.He is a real case. True Story By Lil