The Count is worried about how his first show is going. He decides to have a live call-in session before he gets back to the movie. He even plays a song-and-dance video by one of the Cruppets, Mr. Bonejangle.
Things seem to be going well until the Count announces he wants to try living the human life just like Grandpa Cougar.
The Vampire King, who has been watching the show, is out-raged. He flies to the show (via helicopter) and curses the Count. Something terrible will happen to him before midnight!
Right before he leaves, he gives the Count salt and pepper shakers as a house warming gift. The Count is furious. How cheap!
Soon, the Count finds himself in trouble for not completing payments on his magic thunderstick. A repo-monster bursts in, beats up the Count, and takes the thunderstick away.
The Count is very sad until his friend Count Dibbley shows up. Dibbley's a big shot around Renrut. He even charms the Cruppets.
To Count Xigeous' delight, Count Dibbley produces some badly needed popcorn. They watch the end of the movie together.
Count Dibbley then goes off to the Halloween Ball, leaving the Count with his Cruppets.
The Count hears an explosion. It was caused by a witch named Norweena. Her broom just blew up over his house. She asks to use the phone.
The Count falls in love... again. Despite his inablity to even magically light her cigarette, Norweena agrees to hang out with him and slug down a few beers.
The Count is lured into the bathroom by Clark, the Grasshopper, Clark is crazed that he was not allowed to participate in the show. He has a Vampire Dagger and knows how to use it. One prick, and the Count dies.
The Count is stabbed in the nose. He bleeds profusely as his body decomposes. The last thing he thinks about is how his bath is filling with blood. He wonders if this is an attempt by the producers to justify the title of the program. He dies. But says he'll be back.
Norweena is heard screaming for a beer.
THE END
Well no wonder the damn show is two hours and twelve minutes long. Look at all these writers. And they did it for free, too. They must really love bad movies.
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