MY GRANDPA IS A VAMPIRE

It all starts out so innocently.

Grandpa, a vampire living the human life, goes to a carnival with his daughter (possibly played by Wayne Knight in drag) and her pregnant boyfriend.

Then his grandson, Lonnie, comes to visit with his friend Kansiori. Grandpa just looooooves the two of them. Just looooooves them. Just loooove loooove loooooves them.

Grandpa dances for the boys in his night-gown and then drops dead. Later grandpa comes back to life again after the kids fool around with his organ a little (*ahem* his electric organ). But now Grandpa's a vampire again. He flies out the window with the two boys (as seen in this entirely unconvincing photo - and it's not much better in the movie).

As a special feature, this review of the movie will feature scenes the audience was spared in CXHB.

Here Grandpa visits Kansiori as he sleeps.

'Nuff said?

Then there's the romp at the beach.

Things get totally out of control when Grandpa dances on stage at the carnival - and gets hit on the head by an uber-trombone.

His daughter's had enough.
Biting necks, sucking blood, and spending the night with teenage boys is one thing. But falling down on stage in front of all those people? Enough!

She sends him off to go live with the other vampires.

Good-bye!

Is this a happy ending? Who knows? Who cares? It's over!

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