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Welcome All! The Party will begin this Friday October 26th 2001 6:30 Pacific - 9:30 Eastern at WebMaster Gersonk's http://lustforlunch.com/weenie/ Our Line-up... |
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
9:30 Eastern - 40 minutes
Since it never received
the MST treatment,
we'll just have to give
this stink-bomb a
well deserved riffing
ourselves.
Aliens, who cannot really
be identified as good nor
evil, execute their plan
of taking over the Earth by
bringing back the dead.
Go figure.
It stars Tor Johnson
and Bela Lugosi...
...'s Chiropractor
(No kidding.)
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN
10:10 Eastern - 21 minutes
Uncle Martin discovers his little
space ship is leaking glink oil. He'll
have to make some repairs while in
flight over the neighborhood or he'll
never get home to Mars.
His "nephew" Tim gets nervous when everyone starts reporting UFO's - including their landlady Mrs. Brown. Tim thinks he can stop Uncle Martin's Test flights by letting some UFO investigators set up in their apartment.
He's wrong.
They have a plutron detector
and know there's a space ship
somewhere. Uncle Martin plants
plutron on Mrs. Brown to divert
them as he flies his space ship
around the neighbrhood.
Hilarity ensues.
THE MUNSTERS
10:31 Eastern - 21 minutes
Marilyn loses a boyfriend
every time she brings one
home to meet the family.
Why, oh, why?
What's wrong with her?
Grandpa (played by the LEGENDARY Al Lewis) decides that his "unattractive" granddaughter needs a little help. He spices her oatmeal with a love potion.
Of course, everyone accidentally
eats the love potion except Marilyn.
Hilarity ensues.
BATTLEFIELD EARTH
10:52 Eastern - 32 minutes
John Travolta heads the cast.
Completely wacky and seemingly
brain damaged aliens from
a "superior" planet enslave
humans and strip the Earth of its gold.
These fun-loving aliens love to drink and choke humans and lick each other and choke humans and lord it over each other and choke humans.
They also like knocking humans down a lot.
They never suspect
that the heroics of
this Earth man
will save the day.
Hilarity ensues.
CLUB VAMPIRE
11:24 Eastern - 40 minutes
Vampires hunt human victims
and do LOADS of posturing for
no reason made clear to the audience.
They also frequent
a kinky night club
with live sex shows.
Real horror.
Nudie shots.
Naked Twister.
A dwarf!
Put the kids to bed first.
MWA HA HA HA! |
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