To Mars!
Three odd looking men and an odd looking woman fly to Mars in a cartoon spaceship. (The guy on the left is somewhat FAAAABULOOOOUS.) There are lots of flashing lights and wonderful low-budget effects.
Down the River!
Of course, it's a crash landing. They search for... something. As they sail down a river they're attacked by... something.
Caves!
There's a lot of small talk in this movie. Ten minutes of "what's happening" on the ship. Ten minutes of "where are we" on the planet. Ten minutes of "We gotta get outa here" in the cave.
The Castle! (sans fish)
A castle is spotted on the other side of the cave. All scenes after leaving the spaceship up to this one are totally unneccesary.
Alien - But Familiar
I've seen this same alien in every movie I've looked at this month. (the guy on the right.)
Got Milky Way?
The big head explains that time is "stuck" on the planet. Once again, this takes about ten minutes.
The Big Clock
They decide to fix the big clock on Mars.
Happy Ending
The four run out of the castle, pass out, and miraculously appear back on the spaceship, headed for home.
*T*H*E* *E*N*D*
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