(This is Norm's 1st webpage)


BRUCE: I just hate getting up early. Boy, we really had a lot of snow last night. I bet Jeannie is out shovelling. Gotta keep an eye on her. Last Winter she almost froze into a snowman.



NORMAN: "Morning Bruce."


BRUCE: Morning Norm. It really snowed last night Norm open the curtains and look out the window.


NORMAN: "Oh my Gosh!"


BRUCE: What?


NORMAN: "Well LOOK!.... There's snow all the way up to the top of the window. We'll NEVER get out of here."


(Groan!).


BRUCE: That's the "shade" you dumb Otter. Pull on the bottom there and then look outside.



TUG..... TUG......


NORMAN: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


"IEEEEEEEEEEEEE"



FLIP......FLIP.....FLIP.


BRUCE: LET GO OF THE SHADE NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"THUNK"

NORMAN: "OOOOOOOOOOOO"


BRUCE: Dumb Otter.


NORMAN: "&%##$^%(&^^"



"What's that rope doing out there? Where does it go?


BRUCE: Well, one end is tied to the house and in this blizzard the other end is tied to our most precious possession.


NORMAN: "Jeannie?"


BRUCE: Nope. The snow shovel. After all it's a Hardware Hank X-2000.


NORMAN: "Yup. It's a real beauty."


So then. Jeannie's out there somewhere shovelling."


BRUCE: Yes. It's imperative that the walk be kept open.


BRUCE & NORMAN TOGETHER: "Domino's Philly Tuna Pizza!!!!!"


Share a laugh.......


NORMAN: "Say.... What's that Snowman doing out there?"


BRUCE:

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!


Norman prepares to go outside to help Jeannie Shovel.

 

"The - End"



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