Is the MOON Made of Green Cheese?

Here are the indisputable facts.....

It looks like cheese

It smells like cheese

It feels like cheese

It tastes like cheese

It sounds like cheese

FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON SPEAKS OUT!

"It all depends on what the meaning of the word "cheese" is."

" I think me and Jeb mooned someone in college once"

IF THE MOON WAS GREEN CHEESE.....

Money would grow on trees,
Life would be a breeze,

If the stars were diamonds
And the moon was cheese.

Politics would be banned
And all lawyers canned,

Dragons would rule the sky
And all pigs could fly,

Pink elephants would sing,
But Elvis still be king,

Oranges would be blue
And greens would be through,

There'd be no Schrodinger's cat,
The Earth would be flat,

The Sun would always shine,
Water turn to wine,

The world might be at peace
And all fighting cease,

Money would grow on trees,
Life would be a breeze,

If the stars were diamonds
And the moon was cheese.

If only the stars were diamonds
And the moon green cheese.

ŠN.M.F. Adams (Dec 1996)

STAY TUNED....MORE FACTS TO COME ON THE NEXT PAGE!

On page 2, you will be shown visual evidence of the truth. We will answer questions from skeptics from all over the world. You will see proof that we may not be alone, and that there truly is a cheese connection to the Earth's best little buddy....the Moon.
As the evidence mounts, we will continue to provide you with the most up-to-date and accurate information that is humanly possible. If we feel like it.
Now sit back, relax, and get ready for
TOTAL SENSORY OVERLOAD!!!

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