It was just his time....Why waste 'em?....
"It's all meat anyhoo!"
Our pledge to you...
As you know the state legislature of Tennessee has made it legal for it's citizens to eat roadkill. If at any time we choose to serve roadkill, it is our resposibility to let you the patron, know first.
Thanks,
The Management of The Redneck Dragon
You have our pledge....
....Redneck Dragon won't let this happen to you....
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"We can turn an accident into something delicious at the Redneck Dragon!"
Below you will see why we are taking over food world in West Tennessee! ...........Look at the teeny lil' fried chicken heads McDonald's sells! They should be ashamed of themselves. The Redneck Dragon Family Restaurant prides itself on our HUGE fried chicken heads! Ours are much bigger and better! At a much better price too! We buy in volume from the local poulty company and pass the savings on to you! Try a basket full with our fine dippn' sauce! (Sold as an appetizer).
~Ours are Bigger and Better!! No wonder she looks disappointed!!
R I P TO GOOD FRIEND
Don't let sign scare you...
It just coincidence, pet store next door. Anyway, who gonna pay retail for dog? Want ads full of free puppies. Pass savings on to you!
For all your tobacco needs...
Come in and see Blinky for all your nicotine needs... Around back in the Redneck Dragon Party Supplies....
AS YOU CAN TELL....
...................Meat is our specialty! What kind? Stop worrying! We take good care of your colon!
Go ahead, give it a try!!!!
We always looking for new ways to make Redneck Dragon Family Style Restaurant a more fun place to eat! For next few months we bring in old friend from Bemis! His name Lectric Bogaloo. He has odd talent. Throw a half-dollar coin in his mouth and he can tell you what year it minted! We all have our special purpose!!
Let The Redneck Dragon Impress Your Guests!
Remember the Redneck Dragon Family Style Restauratnt at your next catered function! We specialize in weddings, church events, birthdays and graduation parties! A catered party means you really care!
NEW DESSERTS FROM MY HOMELAND!
For those of you who enjoy tasteless Chinese desserts I bring new dessert to buffet! I personally would rather have American desserts. The only Crack Sandwich Tie Fong would like is girl on box..
ENJOY WONDERFUL BRUNCH BUFFET!
We go to much lengths to bring you this wonderland of confections! Tie Fong just got a tax number so I raid 7-11 each morning to bring you the best! I uderstand how tasteless Chinese desserts are so I come through for you with world famous goods!
Catering Weddings is our specialty!
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Make your wedding a special day with catering from the Redneck Dragon Family Style Restaurant Catering Service! We so happy to help you no matter how freaky you are!
OUR CUSTOMERS VERY LOYAL!
This is Cathy Ann Bullmound. She picket local restaurant because of false advertisment! She see sign and T-shirts and wanted nice owl dinner. No owl dishes in entire menu! What kind of place is that?
Lock your doors! RD drive-thru opening soon!!
.........................You will have to lock doors and close windows to keep the wonderful smells of Redneck Dragon from encouraging hungry strangers! Will be opening soon! Watch newspaper for coupons! We coming after the drive-thru world of our competition!
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We know what you're hungry for!
When you can't take it anymore. Just give Tie Fong a wink. He'll fix you up with all the trimmings! Special growers right here in Jackson set us up with the best "lap roasts" in the business..
Cat to be auctioned off!!!
Mr. Squiggles here is to be auctioned off in November (pre-Thanksgiving). Drop off business card for chance at this piece of work!! He's been kept under a wash tub with pans of salmon for a whole year!!!
Tie Fong
New record!!
We work hard to stretch your hard work dollar! Mr. Boo Boo Kitty shown here make 46 egg rolls! That is new Redneck Dragon record!!!!
Here's another fine lap roast....
Phillis Muffin kept this Thanksgiving feast in a cage and feed in nothing but raw meat and Creatine for 8 months! She said we fixed it just right!
IN THE NEWS...
(APWIRE) Hundreds of Iraqis rioted today after finding out a new restaurant opening there was a McDonalds. "We have been wanting a Redneck Dragon Family Style Restaurant for years, and we have been denied!" Screamed Rasheemi Gufti. "You can not even get a decent sized fried chicken head from this place". Leadership in the local village is pleading for help from the west.
~See, even crazed, superstitious lunatics know fine food when they taste it!
Tie Fong
Our chickens heads are the best...
...........Just ask Leader of Iran. He has a 10 Piece overnighted to his palace every Friday! Claims to have curing properties!!!
Yellow River Catfish Fillets by the foot!
...................Next time you come in try our "All You Can Eat" Catfish Fillets! And you thought being posioned by industry was always bad thing! Mmmm, mmmm!
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We are proud to serve....
We use only Culver City Meats in all dishes that call for fresh meat! Like they say on the truck "You Can't Beat Our Meat!"
Pot-Belly Pig Races Coming Soon!!!
..................Here are a couple of pictures of people enjoying last years POT-BELLY PIG and BBQ contest! We hope to see all of you again! Remember winners and losers both make great BBQ! Sandwiches and plates will be judged by day after race!!! Ya'll Come!
"Redneck Dragon helping do the job!"
Redneck Dragon helping fight tyranny around world! Who wants to live where a person can not enjoy a fine meal at a good price! Just what MTV did to tear down Russian wall, Redneck Dragon will help capitalism thrive with new Camel dishes coming soon!
How could ya' be more frugal?
..........Take it from ex-PBS chef and child-molester Jeff Smith. "Road kill is a darn good value! And is so tasty! And it never comes back to notify the authorities in the peak of your career!"