A BIT OF HORSE HUMOR

Here Are Some Jokes & Stories That Were Submitted By The Members Of "The Savvy Riders"

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"MY FRIEND" There are many things around us, big and strong and tall. But there is one thing I know of which is the best of all. It's usually vey gentle, but has a temper too. Some are just plain spiteful, and I know of quite a few. It's eyes are big and friendly, and also very wide. And since it is so very big, can see from side to side. It's nose is soft like velvet, when you stroke it with your hand. It loves to get attention here, and loves the feel of man. It's ears are long and slender, hearing every sound. It hears you as you try to step lightly on the ground. It's back is broad and powerful, carring any weight. And when bothered by pesty flys, it scratches on a gate. You must know what I'm speakig of, it's not a cat, of course. But is actually my trusty steed, also called a HORSE.

One morning a farmer went out at sunrise to feed his two horses when he noticed his mare was missing. So he got his wife and they looked all day and finally at sunset the farmer opened the door to the barn and discovered his mare with her head in a half empty bag of grain, and the farmer yelled to is wife "FOUND' ER"

Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because his voice was a little hoarse! SON: Daddy, there's a man at the circus who can jump on a horses back, slip under his belly, catch hold of his tail and ends up on the horses neck! FATHER: That's nothing, I did all that the first time I rode a horse!

"The air of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears" "It is not enough for a person to know how to ride; he must know how to fall"

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