Antilia the Air Pump

Name: Antilia the Air Pump.

Time of the year: May 24th - June 26th. Only if born during the P.M. part of the day.

Planet: Krypton.

Element: Hot Air.

Color: Clear.

Gem: Glass.

Flower: Dandelion.

Famous people under sigh: The Red Tornado, Hurricane Hippo, Howard Stern, That guy that use to talk real fast in all those commercials, Jerry Springer, The fourth member of all those boy bands.

Best occupation for the sign: Talk Show Host. Shock Jock. Balloon Salesman, Teacher, the person that puts that funny odor in natural gas before it gets put in the pipe to your home. Local News sports geek. But not a singer.

Foods: Lentils. Cabbage. Radishes. Bubble Gum. Charms Blow Pops. (they
still make those?)

Condiment: Mayonnaise.

Clothing Ruled by the Sign: Pumps. Shirts with poofy sleeves. Sarees.

Books, Films & Music under the sign: Gone with the Wind. Hurricane. Tornado. Hurricane vs Tornado staring Jackie Chan. Earth Wind & Fire.

About the Sign: The people who are about to go before a board of parole in prison have a saying, they say that the board calls only to "pump up your bal..." ahhhh... well never mind what they are pumping up, but they say that the board is only interested in pumping something up and then "kinking them in..." on second thought forget about that saying they have, they are in prison after all!

But no matter. Getting on to the Antilia man or woman we find someone who could easily do the above and never twice about it. They are great, not as someone who gets things started, but more as someone who can take what already is and blowing it up to heights that no one has ever seen or most of the time wants.

There is nothing that our Antiliaian likes better than to see something they are involved in grow and Grow and GROW! And even if it does go pop what a lovely sound it makes!

But watch out you Air Pumps, because if you don't find someplace else to express yourself in ways that you not be aware of, ways that could drive people away from you, while you are just left hanging twisting slowly, slowly in the wind.

Cetus the Whale

Name: Cetus the Whale.

Time of the Year: May 24th - June 2ed. Only during the A.M. part of the day.

Ruling Planet: Riverworld.

Element: Salt Water.

Color: Blue and Grey.

Gem: Iron Pyrite.

Flower: Watermellon Blossom.

Part of the Body Ruled: Top of the head where the soft spot use to be.

Famous People under the sign: Homer Simpson, Aquaman, Moby Dick, Dick Clark, Moby, Shamu, Nero Wolfe, Monstero, the Little Mermaid, St. Nick, the Sub-Mariner, Flipper.

Best occupation for the sign: Arm-Chair detective, Unstoppable force, Ocean going avenger, Jolly old Elf, Fisherman, King of Atlantis, Nuclear plant whacha'macallit.

Best food for the sign: Kelp, Plankton,
Salt-water taffy, chum, Beer, Sushi.

Condiment: Sea Salt.

Clothing Ruled by Sign: Anything made of rubber. Swim Suits. Bell-Bottom Paints.

Books, films and music ruled by the sign: The Prince of Tides, Whales of August, Jaws, Meatloaf.

About the sign: Here he is, Mr Big Man on Campus, and off campus too. Yes when the Cetusian swims into an area he or she always makes a big splash.

If there are any mental shrimps in the way of
Cetus then they had better just resign themselves to being gobbled up by this signs insatiable appetite for knowledge, but don't let sage like ways fool you. Cetus the Whale likes to take big bites out of life, and lots of them too!

To be sure, Mr. or Ms Cetus you are deep, but be careful that you don't let the harpoons of life's little cares drive you into the blues so that you waste your time blubbering or blowing your top in frustration.

Cassispeia the Lady in the Chair

Name: Cassispeia, the Lady in the Chair.

Time of year: June 27th - July 9th.

Ruling Planet: Arrakis.

Element: Sand.

Color: Taupe and Pomegranate.

Gem: Silicon Chip.

Flower: White Rose.

Part of the body ruled by sign: Finger Tips.

Famous people under the sign: Lisa Simpson, Uhura, Miss Tomlin of the Phone Company, Betsy Ross, Diana Ross, H. Ross Perot, Betsy Diana Ross Perot.

Best occupation for the sign: Computer programmer, Buss driver, Data pusher, Seamstress, Telephone operator, Palm reader, Set down comic, Flag pole setter, Vain greek queen, Queen geek, Bill Gates, Oracle.

Foods under the sign: Pomegranates, Fudge, Chocolate, Chocolate Fudge with nuts, Diet Dr. Pepper.

Condiment: Malt Vinegar.

Clothing Ruled by Sign: Sensible shoes. Men's & Women's business suits. Boxers.

Books, Films, & Music under the sign: Little Women, Bride of Frankenstein, String quartets.

About the sign: Jack of all trades and master of none? Maybe, but for sure our Cassiopeian man or woman is someone that believes in flying by the seat of their paints, they have an amazing eye for detail and are not afraid to use it, no matter what others might think about they they think or have to say.

But they have to watch out that they do not set on their many talents as they sometimes tend to do. While they may have a broad mind they need to watch out that it does not fall.

Also be sure to watch out for vanity, as this could bring in monsters that you don't even know about. This might not effect you right away, but others around you, such as your children, who could end up on the rocks.

Otherwise have a seat, put your feet up and show people who is boss.

Ophiuchus the Serpent Holder

Name: Ophuchus the Serpent Holder.

Time of the Year: July 10th - September 2ed.

Ruling Planet: Ummo.

Element: Leather.

Color: Red and Yellow in a diamond pattern.

Gem: Concrete.

Flower:Deadly Night Shade.

Part of the body rules: Elbows.

Famous people under the sign: LaToya Jackson, The Punisher, Mack Bolen, V, Nick Riviera, Jessie Ventura, Lash LaRue, # 6, Rorschach, that nut job from Australia on the Learning Channel.

Best occupation for the sign: Snake Handler, Hepe.. Hypa.. Hepi.. ahhh shucks! You know, those people that study snakes. Fireman, Hot Dog vender, Exotic Dancer, Infomercial host, crazed vigilante, unknowing pawn, Hot shot assistant D.A. Leader of a biker gang, Exotic hot dog vender.

Foods of the sign: Rattlesnake stakes, Eel soup, Wheaties, Fruit Roll-Ups, Coffee.

Condiment: Chocolate Sauce.

Clothing Ruled by the Sign: Thigh Boots. Opera Gloves. Leotards.

Books, Films, & Music under the sign: Illuminatus! Dune. Blackadder, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Anaconda (on second thought NO ONE should have to watch Anaconda!) White Snake.

About the sign: Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? I don't know, maybe nobody but Dr. Ruth. But our friend Ophichus the Serpent holder here thinks he or she has a handle on it.

And be they right or wrong they know that they are the one that not only knows what the real score is, and who has on the black hats and who has the white ones. One guess who thinks they own the biggest white one?

But watch out Mr. and or Ms snake grabber that you don't run over people who are just crossing the road on the way to something else. You don't want to tread on the wrong folks and so end up doing nothing but holding onto a sack full of old snakes for the rest of your life do you?

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