the Real Mineral Town
The REAL Mineral Town"Act I- Run it all the Way! The Five Seducers
.Jack: "Augh...what did I do last night?" Jack was still half asleep. His head was was pounding on and on, he figured he must've been drunk. As he finally became awake. He noticed that someone was outside his farm. It was snowing a lot, and it felt cold inside the house. He was afraid to know how cold it was outside. As he opened the door, he saw someone buried in the snow.
Jack: "Crap!"Jack ran over to the body, and picked it up and placed it on the bed. He checked the pulse, and he noticed it was still there, but it was barely there. He took off the blanket that surrounded the body, and saw the face. It was Karen.He stood there, as the snow still fell down, as he left a hot boul of soup on the table next to the bed, and started to walk towards the door. As he did, he heard noises from Karen. He ran to her, and saw. Her face was quite content, but that wasn't her face when she found her. She looked under the blankets.
Jack: "The hell?!
"Karen: "Hey! Don't look down there!"Karen blushed as she continued her action, while Jack was watching.
Karen: "I'm kinda feeling warm."
Jack: "I can see that...with what your doing."
Karen: "Lemme just take off my..."
Jack's nose started to bleed, even though it was freezing inside the house. He ran to the bathroom and washed his nose, only coming back to Karen, who's clothes were on the floor. Jack gulped.
Jack: "Er...uh...heheh...uhhhhh...."
Karen: "What? Haven't you seen a woman before?"
Jack: "N-n-n-not that way..."Karen slowly approached Jack, as he was sweating uncontrollably.
Karen: "I can tell it's your first time..."
Jack: "Ye-yeah..."
Karen: "Me too...so go easy on me."
-----Karen giggled as she got dressed. Jack was still shocked from it, even though that was something he was expecting soon.
Karen: "You weren't so bad."
Jack: "Heh...heh...yeah..."
Karen: "If you wanna go at it again...just call."With that, Karen walked out, blowing a kiss to Jack.
Jack: "Whoah...."This has been a perverted MarioSoldier production. Stay tuned for the next part of Act I
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Continuation
...Jack: "Hm...my chicken feed is getting low...I should go buy some..."Jack was walking through the crunchy sounding snow, and Jack held his arms together, as it was freezing cold. He continued to think about Karen, and why she had done that. He approached the Chicken Farm, he saw Rick taking Lillia outside, while she was coughing.
Rick: "Don't worry, mom! We'll get you to the Doctors as soonnas possible!"They ran so fast, that they didn't even notice that Jack was there. He entered the shop and found Popuri behind the counter.
Popuri: "May I help you?"
Jack: "Yeah...I need two hundred ninty-seven bushels of chicken feed."
Popuri: "Coming right-ahh!"Popuri tripped, and Jack ran over to her to see if she was alright.
Jack: "You alright?"Popuri sat up, not saying a word, looking at Jack with her red eyes. She continued to stare at his face, and then she started giggling.
Jack: "Popuri? C'mon, don't go crazy on me!"
Popuri: "It's not that...it's just that you look cool..."
Jack: "Cool? Huh?"A zip could be heard...
----Jack: "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..."
Popuri: "Here the feed that you wanted."
Jack: "Thanks...and next time...could you not bite me? That hurt!"
Popuri: "Sorry, my fault."Jack walked out of there, his crotch still in pain. He started to walk with legs spread out, as if he were a cowboy. It was close to lunch. He felt very hungry, especially since he already tangoed with two women already.
Doug: "Hey, Jack. You looked refreshed? Did you take a dip in the hot springs?"
Jack: "Something like that...Gimme a Box Lunch."
Doug: "Comin' right up!"Doug handed him one his Box Lunches, and Jack began eating. He was more hungry than he thought. As he was eating, Ann sat next to him, having a salad in her hands.
Ann: "Hey, Jack. How are ya?"
Jack: *gulp* "I'm fine, you?"
Ann: "So...I heard that you helped Cliff there."
Jack:" "Yeah. He's a great guy once you get to know him."
Ann: "I wanna thank you, but I don't know how! You saved Cliff!"
Jack: "Naw, I was just doing what any good person would do."
Ann: "You're realy a good person...and...and...I need to see you in my room!"Jack followed Ann into the back area, and into her room, which was usually locked.
Ann: "Jack...I...I kinda like you..."
Jack: "Really...b-What are you doing?!"
------Jack walked out, refreshed and loose. Jack: "This is gonna hurt in the morning...and I'm still tired...I'll just go pick some some Bodigizer and Turbojolts..."And with that, he set off for the hospital.,Oh noes? What is going on!? What will happened at the clinic? I bet you know already...tune in for the next part in Act I!---"
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Act II: Drugs, Women, and Hard Cold Cash
Jack: "That's an odd way for a checkup...and from Elli, too...something's not right. And when I went to the friggin library, I was drugged and I woke up outside. Augh..."
Jack was staggering back home, as he was extremely fatigued from his day. It was already 5 PM when he had arrived, as Zack was checking the shipping bins
.Zack: "Hey, Jack! You looked refreshed."
Jack: "Yeah..."
Zack: "What's with the long face?"
Jack: "I'm just...tired..."
Zack: "Here, try this."Zack handed him a bag of some type of powerdery substance.
Jack: "What's this?"
Zack: "It'll make you sleep quite well."
Jack: *sniff* "It's..."
Zack: "Yeah."
Jack: "Thanks man."
Zack: "Don't tell Harris."
Jack: "Yeah, sure."Zack had left the farm, and Jack walked inside. He was watching TV and eating his dinner, while staring at the bag. He reached for it and grabbed a straw.Jack: "Oh yeah...that's the stuff."
---Jack awoke from his chair. He looked at the bag, his eyes half opened. He had nearly finished the entire bag, and he felt quite refreshed. He didn't seem to long for another bag, but as he inspected some left over in bag, it was actually flour, with sleeping formula.
Jack: "What the...? Hey! I can't move!"Inspecting more, he found himself tied to the chair, as he tried to struggle, he saw the five girls that he tangoed yesterday.
Jack: "What the hell!? DId you guys do anything to me?"Jack's yell was ingnored, as the girls went off to have fun, while Jack was watching.
Jack: "Oh crap...I gotta clean the house after this."---"
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