Karen Changes
Karen Changes by Butterscotch,....
"C'mon, Karen!"Rick caled, "We're gonna be late for the music festival!"
"Keep your shirt on,"Karen replied, "Carter will wait for us,"
Rick grabbed Karen's hand nad pulled her towards the door. Suddenly he tripped and bonked heads with Karen.
"Oww," whined Rick, "My head hu–Why do I have breats?!"
"Oww," said Karen," My head hu–Why am I wearing glasses?!"
"Oh no! Karen! Somehow we switched bodies!" Rick exclaimed,"We have to figure out a way to switch back!"
"There's no time! We'll be late for the festival!" Karen said. She hurried out the door and to the church. Carter was waiting outside.
"You're late," he said.
"Sorry," said Karen-in-Rick's body.
"Er-Carter...you go on ahead. I need to tall to Karen--I mean Rick!" said Rick in Karen's body.
"Ok, but be quick," said Carter and he went inside.
"Karen, what are we gonna do?" said Rick-in-Karen's body,"You're supposed to sing tonight!"
"Oh,fiddlesticks!" Karen exclaimed,"Well, you're just gonna hafta fake it, Rick!" to be continued
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Karen Changes:part 2 by Butterscotch...
Rick and Karen(in each others bodies) hurried into the church. Karen (in Rick's body) sat in a pew, while Rick (in Karen's body) went to the front of the church, where Elli, Ann, Jack and Mary were waiting. They bagan to play their instuments. Everyone looked at Rick expectantly.
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer," Rick sang.
"Karen!" Carter yelled,"Is this your idea of a joke?!"
"It's MY idea of a good hymn!" called Duke. Manna smacked him upside the head for that comment.
Elli, Ann, Jack, and Mary began to playagain.
"Um, the Harvest Goddess rocks, she is really cool..."Rick sang. Karen slumped down in her seat. to be concluded
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Karen Changes: The Conclusion by Butterscotch....
"Great. Just great,"Karen grumbled, "I bet Carter will never let us back in the church after this."
"I'm sorry, Karen," said Rick. They were sitting on the bench by the supermarket.
"But, you know, Karen, I kinda feel closer to you after spending time being you," said Rick.
"...."
Karen stood up.
"I'm gonna go inside," she said. Rick grabbed her hand.
"Don't go yet!" he cried. Karen lost her balance and fell. They bonked heads again.
"I have breasts!" Karen exclaimed.
"I'm wearing glasses!"Rick said.
"I'm me again!" they both said together.
"Well, Karen," said Rick,"don't you feel closer after all this?"
"Not really," Karen replied,"Actually after spending time in your body, I've decided to break up with you!"
"What? Why?" Rick cried.
"Frankly, Rick, you're not man enough for me!" Karen said and she went into the house.
The End
That's it for Karen Changes. I know, I know. My next story will be better, I promise! It's a love story, with a rather unusual couple. That's right! I'm telling the story of Barley and Saibara! (If anyone is still reading, my next story really isn't about Barley and Saibara. I promise!)
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