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Don't tell people that Baal is god, or that you are a witness for JEHOVAH. Just slap Michael and Gabriel by saying that they cannot keep you out of Heaven, Christ will get you around them. For your information the Devil is your enemy - not them.

JUDE Verses #8-13 8 "Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities. 9 Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring a railing accusation , but said, The Lord rebuke thee. 10 But these speak evil of those things which they no not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves. 11 Woe unto them! for they have gone in the way of Cain, and ran greedily after the error of Balaam for reward, and perished in the gainsaying of Cor-e. 12 These are spots in your feasts of charity, when they feast with you, feeding themselves without fear: clouds they are without water, carried about of winds; trees whose fruit withereth, without fruit, twice dead, plucked up by the roots; 13 Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever."

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Protect the status-quo; you owe it to whoever If God has a message that He wants to get out and it may cost you money in lost donations then do nothing. Sell the Messenger once a year and look into the camera and deny everything. Also, tell everyone that God wants your son to take over the ministry when you are gone. Protect the Preacher Caste System at all cost!

Dead Sea Scrolls "Thanksgiving Hymn # 7" Here is part of Thanksgiving Hymn # 7. It sort of partially describes what Mark Twain called the silent lie. I seek Thee, and sure as the dawn Thou appearest as perfect Light to me. Teachers of lies have smoothed Thy people with words, and false prophets have led them astray; they perish without understanding for their works are in folly. For I am despised by them and they have no esteem for me that Thou mayest manifest Thy might through me. They have banished me from my land like bird from it's nest; all my friends and brethren are driven far from me and hold me for a broken vessel. And they, teachers of lies and seers of falsehood, have schemed against me a devilish scheme, to exchange the law engraved on my heart by Thee for the smooth things which they speak to Thy people. And they withhold from the thirsty the drink of Knowledge, and assuage their thirst with vinegar, that they may gaze on their straying, on their folly concerning their feast-days, on their fall into their snares. But Thou, O God, dost despise all Satan's designs; it is Thy purpose that shall be done and the design of Thy heart that shall be established for ever.

The Ten Commandments written on the Heart