OK! ONE LAST DRINK BEFORE WE GO.

THERE'S NO WATER IN FRANCE

MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED BUT THE MEMORY LINGERS ON

WE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO BE THERE,"BUT"

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE DRAFT BOARD MADE A MISTAKE!

AS ALWAYS, WE ANSWERED THE CALL TO ARMS

DON'T WORRY HONEY, WE WILL BE WAITING RIGHT HERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK HOME!

FIRST OF ALL, WE BOARDED THE SWIFTEST TRAIN IN FRANCE

AND WHEN WE GOT TO THE FRONT, WE WERE EQUIPTED WITH AWESOME FIREPOWER.

WE HAD HOT WATER BOILERS WITH GUNS

THEY WERE MADE OUT OF METAL, BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT THE AREO-PLANES WERE MADE OUT OF!

SCARY HUH!