I WISH I HAD HIS HAT...
Disclaimer: if you're a pussy and can't take a joke, or have no sense of humor... then please leave right fucking now!... WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR BITCH-ASS BEING OFFENDED!!! ok? ok...
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so.... what's N.O.F.?
nuns on fire. we're based outta' pittsburgh, pa and we'll rock it all night long baby!!! we play music. "what kind?" you ever so politely ask.... "none of your fucking business, asshole!" we ever so happily reply.... if you'd like to hear us so damn bad, then send us an e-mail and we'll send you a muthafuckin CD! and then you gots our 5-song prick-teaser. unless, of course, you're 1.) middle eastern, 2.) a flaming queer who enjoys all forms of sodomy, 3.) 1 & 2 combined, 4.) you watch MTV and think that the bullshit they play is music, or 5.) you suck small boys' balls, and massage their assholes. in any of the above cases, we highly suggest that you not send for our cd and that you kill yourself immediately. you have no real worth and you need to rid the world of a puke-shit like yourself. also, please be sure to kill your parents and all of your gay little friends before you kill yourself. thanks very much.... you're doing mankind a favor.... |
SHOW!!!!!!!
HEY!!!! N.O.F. will be playing a show SATURDAY APRIL, 2nd @ GIORGIO'S in EAST PITTSBURGH, PA! doors open at 6:00pm and it's only $5! we'll be playing with: CONELRAD, SERIOUS GRIND, and WITHERED DECAY. need directions? |
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!
did you get one of our free 5-song demos?.... no?... MAN!!!! then it sure as fuckin' shit sucks to be you!!!... yes?.... well... it still sucks to be you anyways.... and if you actually enjoyed that piece of shit, be prepared for our new full length, "NUM-NUMS" coming this october. you'll be able to snag one at shows or through the website. |
FATHER DANNY:
lead vocals, keyboards, programming, obnoxious asshole kazoo
SISTER MEATHEAD:
guitars, bass, vocals, snarf-eating butt-fuckers.
SISTER SNATCH-MOUTH:
hot african american cock... and vocals on 1 song...
SISTER SLICK-DICK
drums, percussion, filthy anal-triscuit pukesicles.
CONTACT INFO:
NUNSXONXFIRE@WEBTV.NET
(412) 726-8687
wanna be added to our mailing list? would you like to be on the street team for N.O.F.? or do you want hot gay sex from sister snatch-mouth?
please direct all inquiries to the above e-mail address and or phone #. thanks! have a nice day! <:)
N.O.F. WANTS YOU!!!!!
N.O.F. wants you to help spread the poop. we're talking about street teaming. if you'd like to help disperse the filth, then drop us an e-mail and we'll see if you're cool enough to pass out our stupid bullshit. but above all, you can not be a lame-o queer-ball who thinks people like corey taylor and phil anselmo are "true musicians." in that case... go to hell and don't ever visit this website again, you cocksucker... please e-mail us for more details. |
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