our founder Rachael Name-On-Request!

Look for POLEZANNIAN NATIONAL TELEVISION
on Community Television of Knoxville. It's on
Comcast Cable channel 12. Rachael sez, "it's my
favorite show since Rin Tin Tin went off the air."

IT'S TIME FOR P.N.T.

Polezannian National Television is the national televison network of Polezannia.Polezannia is a brand new country and presently does not have a spot on the globe.But,Polezannia is first on the United Nation's waiting list of new countries.The next opening on the globe is ours!Rachael sez, "I hope we get a country that's very warm with lots of beach front property,'cause i really like surfing and water skiing." So,watch P.N.T. ,Knoxville's source for comedy, political satire,and movie reviews.Rachael and her cohorts The Not Ready After Nine Times Players are deadicated to making the show even better than The Blair Witch Project! Well, I guess that's not saying much but we are deadicated. Rachael sez, "we have a budget of $1.98 for each show! With that kind of money, you can well imagine the tremendous special effects and visual images we have." P.N.T. was voted best local comedy show by The National Society For The Advancement Of Silly People. So tune in and see why!

Watch P.N.T. for a view of the world that's
politically absurd! See Bill Clinton Motors,
Saddam Whosane,Mrs. Faffenwaffle your third
grade teacher,Blondie Blondell,personal
injury attorney Rachael Ratlist,Mattie Hatter
the mad dancer,Greg Tonge the strangest
tongue in the east,Brie Gouda the cheese
lady and of course Rachael Bitchlist world
denounced film critic! P.N.T. the best in
cheap,very cheap T.V.

MEET THE NOT READY AFTER NINE TIMES PLAYERS

SADDAM WHOSANE!

Who'd call THE PSYCHOTIC FRIENDS NETWORK? 1-9-MILLION-999999999999999999, alot'a 9's. We're here to take your money!

These guys have been arguing for years over the pump and the spray. They just found ou that you can have them both, the pump and the spray, all in one deluxe firearm at THE SATURDAY NITE GUN-MART.

At the SATURDAY NITE GUN-MART we have a full assortment of pump-spray semi-automatic, fully-automatic rifles with fur-in names. We also have a large selection of hand guns also, in case you just want to wound 'em in the hand!

Here's Clark Fable, he doesn't give a damn about much of anything....

WOULD YOU BUY A CAR FROM BILL CLINTON?SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFERS
FOR THE LADIES!COME ON DOWN!

Christy Kringle

Christy sez, "can you hear me now?"

IF I CAN'T BEAT THEIR PRICES I'LL BOMB THEM!

This is Brie Gouda of The Cheese Institute

Brie is the inventor of The Blue Cheese Blocker Sunglasses, which offer the highest protection from UV Rays possible. Everybody is wearing Blue Cheese Blockers, they're the coolest and cheesiest! The Cheese Institute in Nashville, Wisconsin is a major hub of cheesy product development.

Everybody's wearing Blue Cheese Blockers

Ada sez," I never drive anywhere without them and they make a great road snack too."

I mean everybody is wearing Blue Cheese Blockers!

Virginia never swings without them.....

Eric Airesol

Eric sez, " uuum, uuum, good!"

This is Rachael's mom!

Even she wears Blue Cheese Blockers!

Did I mention that evvvv-erybody is wearing Blue Cheese Blockers?

Cace sez, " they're low in fat and calories and I never leave home wthout them."

Candy Vader

Candy sez, "Blue Cheese Blockers are the best eye protection in this galaxy or any other. They block out UV radiation and nutrinos too."