The Psychotic Friends Network

Tune in and see what color their hair is this time, next time, you never can be sure. One thing is for sure, if you need bad advice dial 1-9-million-9999999999999999999999999!

The Hollywood Minute

This is Margo Afishen and she can tell you beaucoups of nasty little celebrity secrets in just one minute!

THIS IS BLONDIE BLONDELL. WATCH OUT
BRUNETTES AND OTHER SILLY PEOPLES!

THIS IS MRS. FAFFENWAFFLE.REMEMBER
HER,YOUR THIRD GRADE TEACHER WHO
KNOWS IT ALL!

This is Dot Mongur undisputed champion of the
I.P.F. ,the International Pacman Federation! In
hockey Wayne Gretzky is the "great one" ,in
Pacman, Dot is the one! Dot sez,"I don't play
the game,I operate it! When you step in here
with me,you better be ready to rumble! This is
full-contact Pacman!"

EVERYBODY'S GOING APE FOR P.N.T.

THIS IS GREG TONGE! CHECK IT OUT!

CHECK IT OUT AGAIN! TONGE ART!

This is Plastiface,the WEEDEATER MASSACRE
guy. He's a radical plants rights activist. He
hates gardeners,farmers,and lumberjacks.
Next time your yard needs cutting,watch
out, he's out there,somewhere!

Oh no,don't trip,you know that's inevitable!

She shouldn't have cut those roses!

THIS IS MATTIE HATTER,THE MAD DANCER!

MATTIE HAS ATLEAST TWO FEET!

THIS IS RACHAEL BITCHLIST,WORLD
DENOUNCED FILM CRITIC!

TRUST RACHAEL SHE KNOWS MOVIES!

P.N.T. DANCE PARTY!

RACHAEL LIKES WATER SKIING!

RACHAEL IS WATER SKIING ACROSS
AMERICA TO RAISE AWARENESS AND
POPCORN TO FEED AMERICA'S MILLIONS
OF STARVING CARP! SHE IS THE FOUNDER
AND CELEBRITY CHAIRPERSON OF THE
SAVE AMERICA'S CARP FEEDING PROGRAM!

THESE CARP ARE THE LUCKY ONES! GO TO
THE BOAT DOCK OF YOUR CHOICE AND HELP
FEED AMERICA'S STARVING CARP!

BRING LOTS OF POPCORN!