Hotel Information & Maps

For Out-of-Towners and other like-minded punks, here is a list of hotels near the reception hall. Their numbers match their location on the corresponding maps. You can contact these hotels online, by phone, fax, carrier pigeon, or by making a series of chirping sounds similar to the Perinicci bird -- who, though swift of flight and beauteous in song, does not take MasterCard or Visa.

1. Fairfield Inn Fairfield Inn by Marriott - Willoughby 35110 Maplegrove Rd. Willoughby, OH 44094 * Phone: 440-975-9922 * Fax: 440-942-9928 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time from Reception Hall to this hotel: 4.2 miles / 7 minutes

SPECIAL WEDDING ROOM RATE The so-called "Wedding Rate" is almost always a scam. They go by the over-inflated rate on the back of the door, which is usually about 40% higher than the regular rate offered online. So their Wedding Rate discount is still actually $20 higher than their regular rate. This is not true of Fairfield Inn. Their online rate, and AAA rate is $109. Their Wedding Rate is $69. Schweeeeeeeet. So call 1-800-606-2920 BEFORE October 15th, and book your room TODAY!! This rate has been brought to you by Victoria Hudson. And the letter G.

2. Courtyard Courtyard by Marriott - Willoughby 35103 Maplegrove Rd. Willoughby, OH 44094 * Phone: 440-530-1100 * Fax: 440-530-1111 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 4.2 miles / 7 mins.

3. Travelodge Travelodge - Willougby/Cleveland 34600 Maplegrove Rd. Willoughby, OH 44094 * Phone: 440-585-1900 * Fax: 440-944-9175 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 4.2 miles / 7 mins. * * * This hotel is listed on different websites as being both south of Route 90 and north of Route 90. If staying here, get directions from the hotel.

4. The Radisson Radisson Hotels & Resorts - Eastlake 35000 Curtis Blvd. Eastlake, OH 44095 * Phone: 440-953-8000 * Fax: 440-953-1706 * Reservations: 888-201-1718 * E-Mail: rhi_eloh@radisson.com >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 2 miles / 4 mins.

5. Motel 6 Motel 6, Cleveland Northeast - Mentor # 1436 8370 Broadmoor Rd. (I-90 at Exit 193, SR 306/Mentor) Mentor, OH 44060 * Phone: 440-953-8835 * Fax: 440-953-1372 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 7.2 miles / 10 mins.

6. Red Roof Red Roof Inn - Cleveland East/Willoughby # 053 4166 State Route 306 (I-90 at SR 306, Exit 193) Willoughby, OH 44094 * Phone: 440-946-9872 * Fax: 440-946-3624 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 7.6 miles / 11 mins.

7. Days Inn Days Inn - Willoughby 4145 State Route 306 (I-90 & SR 306, Exit 193) Willoughby, OH 44094 * Phone: 440-946-0500 * Fax: 440-946-5258 * E-Mail: generalmanager06682@cdthotel.com >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 7.5 miles / 11 mins.

8. Comfort Inn Comfort Inn & Suites 7701 Reynolds Rd. - State Rt. 306 Mentor, OH 44094 * Phone: 440-951-7333 * Fax: 440-951-0961 * Reservations: 800-359-4827 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 5.8 miles / 8 mins.

9. Best Western Best Western Lawnfield Inn & Suites 8434 Mentor Avenue Mentor, OH 44060 * Phone: 440-205-7378 * Fax: 440-205-8436 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 9.8 miles / 12 mins.

10. Residence Inn Residence Inn - Mentor 5660 Emerald Court Mentor, OH 44060 * Phone: 440-392-0800 * Fax: 440-392-9999 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 11.8 miles / 14 mins.

11. The Hyatt Hyatt Regency Cleveland at the Arcade 420 Superior Avenue Cleveland, OH 44114 * Phone: 216-575-1234 * Fax: 216-575-1690 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 18.7 miles / 21 mins.

12. No-Tell Motel The No-Tell Motel -- Willowick 364 East 328 Street Willowick, OH 44095 * Phone: 800-888-3999 (Press 7 at prompt) * Phone: 703-648-7777 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 1.9 miles / 4 mins.

13. Bates Motel The Bates Motel 1313 Mockingbird Lane Hollywood, CA 90027 * Phone: 777-3456 * Phone: 1-800-255-5750 * Phone: 1-800-822-6235 >>> Distance / approx. Drive Time: 2,367.4 miles / 33 hours 56 mins.

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