Welcome to Turtledom

Welcome to Turtledom- home of the ancient & honorable order of respected turtles.An elite group of people who enjoy life & sharing laughter. There are many branches of turtles across the United States dating back to the 50's. Members can be found in all walks of life- most pronounced with shriners, mansons & elks - alumni & fraternities & sororties. US Presidents, pilots, doctors lawyers & Indian chiefs have been turtles. All turtles recognize each other by the same password. Fellowship of turtles share a common bond of friendship - "a turtle is a high mided indivisual who refuses to allow his or her mind to dwell in the gutter. A quality which may be tested through rigorous questioning & intiation." The turtle creed: Turtles are bright eyed & bushy tailed fearless & unafraid folks with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot & recognize the fact that you have to stick your neck out to get any where worthwild in life. Membership is free & open to the public. Intiation into turtledom involves answering five riddles. You must have a pure & open mind when answerig the riddles. All nasty answers are incorrect. Once you answer the riddles correctly you will be given the password. A grave responability goes along with the password. Anytime a fellow turtle asks you "Are you a turtle?" you must answer proudly & without hesitation the password in full content. If for any reason you refuse to reply you have to buy that person a drink of their choice.

Are you ready to become a turtle?

Here are the first five riddles. Remeber you must answer with pure & innocence thoughts. 1. what goes in dry & hard and comes out soft & wet? 2.what is six inches long and women can't wait to get their hands on it? 3.what sticks so far out of a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? 4.what is a four letter word ending in "k" that means to have intercourse? 5.what is long and hard and filled with seamen? (after pondering these riddles if your mind is still stuck in the gutter and you need help to refresh & cleanse your mind & soul, you can go to the next page & check your answers. the password will also be revealed to you there.)

What are some of the benfits of being a turtle? You get a membership card to pull out & flash around. You get to proudly reply with the password when asked the question. You get to move up in the ranks of respected & honored order of turtles when you intiate other turtles. oh JOy joy...

Where can you find other turtles? You may be surprised how many you already know. You just gotta ask. There are also several groups on the internet & you are invited to join them. You can find their links listed below.There are chat rooms, message boards, guestbooks & more ruaturtle websites . Gosh they are every where- you will wonder how you were so blind to them before. Now that your eyes are open & you have come out of your shell it's a wonderful life being a turtle.

I wish I was a turtle!

Don't let this happen to you. Quick become a turtle before you are forever stuck being a toad.

Run don't crawl to your local turtle hang out & ask everybody "Are you a turtle?"

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