Are You A Turtle? YBYSAIA

The Turtles have landed

barefoot turtles & birds with silly hats. Invasion of the Ancient & Honorable Turtle People. Beware they are every where. Always ask "Are You A Turtle?"

Welcome To Turtledom! A Brief History of the Ancient & Honorable Order of Turtles. There is some debate of when, where & how the turtles came to be. But there has been reported sightings of hundrends & thousands of turtles reported across the United States since the early 1960's. They come from many different branches- mansons, Shriners, Hobos, Elks, Pilots, Fraternal organizations, Firemen, US Presidents, Dancers, Policemen, Good Old Boys Network, & Clowns- just to name a few- but all reconize each other with the same password. Always ask "Are you a turtle?" to find out who they are. You may know many without knowing it. Your Father or Mother may even be one. Have you hugged your turtle today?

I'm a turtle,he's a turtle,she's a turtle, you can be a turtle too

you Bet Your Sweet Ass I am!

How you can be a turtle too: So you want to be a turtle because all your friends are turtles, but you don't know the password or the answers to all the riddles. Get completely turtlelized in the links below & YOU can be a turtle TODAY. Have a totally turtledee day! Bookmark us now & check out all the links below. There is a quiz on page two- so take good notes. (It is an open-book quiz but you will want to quiz others later & may not have your notes with you so study throughly to earn your turtle degree) (and please sign our guestbook before leaving- it is the last link listed.thanks)

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The Turtle Jig

I wish I were an Irish Turtle. That's what I really wanna beeEee. For if I were an Irish Turtle everyone would be in love with me. ( sing to the tune of the osar myer wenner song)

Who Let The Turtles Out???? Give a Turtle Party- Be a Turtle Host! recuit new turtles by giving a home party. Send invitations to all your family & friends. Quiz them on the riddles & make them be the donkey for wrong answers. Or better yet give a surprise birthday party & make the birthday person an honorary turtle first. Let them ask the riddles & gong the wrong answers. Make sure they get a Turtlecrown, any party hat with a turtle added to it will do. You can even staple turtle cards & pins to the hat. Have door-prizes for anyone who has turtles on their socks or underware & a Grand prize for anyone who has a turtle tatoo! make sure you have enought membership cards to pass out (you can order your cards on the next page) Tell us about your turtle parties & ideas in our guestbook. & email them to ruaturtlenut@yahoo.com