If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If flying is so safe, why do they call it a "terminal"?
Is it OK to listen to AM radio after noon?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then is Congress the oposite of progress?
What do the people in China call their good plates?
Why are they called "apartments" when they're all stuck together?
What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
And why can't you wear leather in the rain? Cows do.
When pet food is "better tasting", how do they know? Who gets that job?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypads of drive-up ATMs? On the driver's side!
Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?
If you're driving at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on your headlights?
Why do they bother to sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If toast always lands with the jelly side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat? Does it just hover in mid-air?
Why is it called "tourist season" if you can't shoot them?
If a firefighter fights fires, and a crimefighter fights crime, what does a freedomfighter fight?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
You know that indestructible black box used on airplanes? Why isn't the whole plane made out of that stuff?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Do the people in Texas get that invisible "r" sound in words like "warsh" and "erl well" from the people in Boston who never pronounce the "r" in words like "pahk" and "cah"?
and last, and maybe least:
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?